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hmmm and i thought only one naughty monkey...
Published Jul. 19, 2008...this one is for you *LOL*
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off of the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it into his mouth and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off of my pool table... whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight... sorry... i'll pay for the cue ball and other stuff." The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill and pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar, grabs it, then sticks it up his behind, then pulls it out and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut and again, sticks it up his behind, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "No, what", replied the man. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his behind, then pulled them out and ate them", said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."
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you been our bar hopping again? you naughty boy..........
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