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blonde joke

Published Jul. 18, 2008

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me, I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, ...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."



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ROFL!!!

what did the blonde say when her boyfriend blew in her ear?

thanks for the fill up.

"what do you have when a blonde dies her hair brown ?

-artificial intelligence"

lol cute! i am a blonde, too...so dont anyone go gettin' offended on me... :)

what do you have when a blonde dies her hair brown ?

-artificial intelligence

:::::raising hand:::::

NOT blond

!!..LMAO !!

Is someone out there poking fun of newsroom blondes? I know the morning anchor at ABC-11 is just as Chrissy Snow as she looks and not so very bright when delivering the news neither.

hmmm....ROFL......

Okay now every blond on Golo will be searching for you. Or maybe you tricky devil, that is what you wanted.

Hey! Stop picking on me!

hehe

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