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napping at work!?

Published Jul. 16, 2008

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:




NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.



NUMBER 4: 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.



NUMBER 3: 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!



NUMBER 2:Did you ever notice sound coming out of these key boards when you put your ear down real close?



Number 1 And MY all time Favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) '... in Jesus' name, Amenʼ 

 

  


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Funny blog. I wonder how many will try these excuses. HA

hmmm,,napping in the bathroom doesn't work around here...5 toddlers/preschoolers follow me everytime I go to the bathroom.

"flush? flush? water? water? stool? (step stool) towel? trash can?"

Every item in my bathroom has to be named at least twice. For those that have small children, they can feel my pain,,,lol

I usually just go in the bathroom and sit on the toilet and fall asleep.

love it..but around my job,,if I happen to fall asleep, someone comes along with a small finger, pokes me in the eye and says one of two things

"EYE"

"--EEP?" (not yet being able to quite get the SL out)

I love your #1 and will have to remember that one. I keep my lights on low settings since I work with clients who are sometimes in crisis and its better to have soft lighting instead of bright lights. In between sessions, the coziness of my office makes naps hard to resist ;)

LOL

ha! That's funny.

golo keeps me from napping @ work

Same here.

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz....huh? what was that??? OH! HI! Great...great..blog there...

Cute !!

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