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Published Jul. 8, 2008Old Texas Cowboy
A traveling salesman visiting a small town in rural Texas saw a circus
banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan". The salesman was curious,
so he bought a ticket. The tent went dark. Suddenly, trumpets blared, the
lights came up, and all eyes turned to the center ring. There was revealed
a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to the table was an old
retired cowboy. Suddenly, the old cowboy unzipped his jeans, whipped it
out, and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd
erupted in applause, and the elderly Texan was carried off on their
shoulders.
Ten years later, the salesman visits the same little town, and
he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same banner warning:
"Don't Miss the Amazing Texan". He can't believe the old guy is still
alive, much less still doing his act. So he buys a ticket.
Again, when the center ring is illuminated, there stand the table
and the old cowboy. But this time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are
placed on the table. The old guy stands before them, then suddenly unzips
his fly, whips it out, and smashes the coconuts with three amazing swings.
The crowd goes wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the
show. "You're incredible," he tells the old Texan, "but I have to know
something. You're older now, so why in the world would you switch from
walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," says the old cowboy, "my eyes ain't what they used to be."
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