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Published Jul. 2, 2008

WHY FISHING MATES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. you can enjoy a fishing mate's company all month long.

2. Fishing stains wash out.

3.You don't have to wine and dine fishing mates.

4. Your fishing mates will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball.

5. When your fishing mate gets boring, you come home.

6. Hangovers go away.

7. Fishing mates are never late.

8. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a fishing mate.

9. Fishing mates never get a headache.

10. After you've been fishing, you don't need to give the boat a cuddle.

11. A fishing mate won't get upset if you have another fishing mate sometimes.

12. You can catch more than one fish a night and not feel guilty.

13. You can share a fishing mate with your friends.

14. You always know you're the first one to catch a fish.

15. Fishing mates don't demand equality.

16. If you change from fishing to another hobby you don't have to pay alimony.

17. A fishing mate doesn't care how long your rod is.



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Have a great time Rocknhorse!

"Do you have a pond on your property??"

Not YET!! We have some natural springs and I hope to dig out for a pond.

• What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.

wait just a second and you will see.... :)

C'mon TAM!!..It was starting to get slow here in Goloville..I just had to stir up a little sumthing!!..lol

ok...so we are gonna play this today....OK...gimme a few minutes.... :D

Do you have a pond on your property??

I went to college at Western Carolina Univ. We'd wake up early and fish the Tuskaseegee River or as soon as classes were over, we were there. I don't like fish, but I have to admit, fresh trout IS pretty good.

I uaually go fly fishing at a camp ground on the back side of Cherokee. They have two trout streams..One on each side of the camp sites..Last time I went I caught 7. Ain't nothing better than out of the water into the frying pan!!..mmmm

bass, that is! 5 lb bass.

One of the things I miss about living in the mountains is fly fishing. The kids enjoy popping brim with the fly rods and it's OK, but it's not like catching a 4lb rainbow!

We spend lots of time at Lake Gaston during the summer. We enjoy fishing and the kids are becoming quite the fishers as well. My son ALWAYS catches at least a 5lb every time we're there!

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