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Published Jun. 30, 2008One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years,sees an unusual speck on the horizon."It's certainly not a ship,"he thinks to himself.
And as the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned guy and asks,"How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
'Ten years!" he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag and says,"Man,oh man! Is that ever good!"
She then asks him,"How long has it been since you've had a sip of burbon?"
Trembling,he replies,"Ten years!"
She reaches over,unzips her waterproff pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says,"WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"
Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at him seductively and asks"And how long has it been since you've played around?"
The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies,"Oh sweet Lord God! Don't tell me you've got a computer with internet access in there!!"
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