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Published Jun. 27, 2008

A woman takes a lover home while husband is out fishing.  Her nine year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom cloest to watch.  The woman's husband also comes homes home.

She put's her lover in the closet, not relising that the little bot is in there already.

The little boy says,"Dark in here."

The man says"Yes it is."

Boy; I have a baseball.

man;That's nice.

Boy: Want to buy it?

Man: No, thanks.

Boy: My Dad's outside.

Man: Okay, How much?

Boy: $250.00

In the next few weeks, it happens again and the boy and the lover are in the closest together.

Boy: Dark in here.

Man:Yes, It is.

Boy: I have a baseball glove.

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?"

Boy: $750.00

Man: Fine.

A few days later, the father says to the boy," Grab your glove, lets go outside and have a game of catch.  The boy says," I can't, I sold my baseball and glove."  The father asks," How much did you sell them for?"..Boy: $1,000.00

The father says" That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost.  I'm going to take you to church and make you confess!"

They go to the church and the father makes the boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says,"Dark in here"

The Priest says,"Don't start that Again!!"



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Tee hee hee

That was good...

Like preacher man from Friday.... The Lord is my Shepard...He knows what I want....Mrs Parker! Mrs. Parker!

I love that joke...posted it awhile back. Classic!

hahahahahahaa

lol... ;O

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