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devine intervention joke

Published Jun. 27, 2008

A country Priest loves to fly fish. It is an obsession of his.  So far this year, the weather has been so badthat he hasn'thad a chance to get his beloved waders on and his favorite flies out of their box.

Strangely though, every Sunday the weather has been good,but of course, Sunday is the day he has to go to work. The weather forcast is good again for thcoming Sunday, so he calls a fellow Priest, claiming to have lost his voice and to be in the bed with the flu.He asks him to take over his sermon.

The fly fishing Priest drives fifty miles to a river near the coast so that no one will recognise him. An Angel up in Heaven keeps watch and sees what the Priest was doing.

He tells God who agrees to do somethingabout it.

With the first cast of his line, a huge fish gulps down the fly.  For over an hour the Priest runs up and down the river bank,fighting the fish.  At the end,when he finally lands the monster fish, it turns out to be a world record Salmon.1

Confused, the Angel asks God,"Why did you let him catch that Hugh fish? I thought you were going to teach him a lesson."

God replies"I did.  Who do you think he's going to tell?"



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The two atheists watch this action for some time, and each time help to haul the xtian back into the boat gasping for breath. Finally, they speak to each other saying, "Guess it is time to tell this xtian where the rocks are just under the water's surface before they drown themselves."

Two atheists and a xtian were out in a fishing boat fishing in a pond. They ran out of worms for bait. The first atheist gets out of the boat, walks across the water over to shore, goes gets more worms, comes back walking across the water to the boat, and gets in. The xtian is in awe, and falls to their knees incessantly praying. Before long, they run out of fishing worms again. The second atheist does exactly the same thing as the first atheist, finally coming back to the boat with a fresh container or worms. Again, the xtian falls to their knees with the incessant praying. Before long, the fishing worms run out again. The xtain falls to their knees, and once again continues with the incessant praying. They get up take a step out of the boat, take another step, and whooosh! Under the water they go. They struggle back into the boat only to repeat the process several more times.

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