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chinese proverbs
Published Jun. 19, 2008
Yes, these are old, but with all the bickering lately, I wanted to add some levity :) Seems there will only be a few blogs posted that are not posted to intentionally start the bickering, this will be one of them... then again, someone could be offended, LOL
Smile... it's almost FRIDAY!!!!!
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry
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Man who scratch azz should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Man who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand-CodeblueEMT
Man with limp noodle need hard wee soup.-jviar
man who go to bed with itchy but wake up with stinky finger- Slayers Revenge
man with hole in pocket fell cocky all day- Slayers Revenge
man with one ball can still hit hole in one.-jviar
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
Girl who sits on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who loves and loses, have not right lawyer.
Man who drop watch in toilet have chitty time.
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