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everything i know about picking up women
Published Jun. 4, 2008
....naturally I learned from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Let us all pay homage to the grand master of all playas! ;-)
1. " Girrrrl i got to tell you that outfit look like a piece of good gawd wrapped up in some have mercy with a side of unnghh!!!"
2. "Hey baby, I noticed you noticin' me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I was noticin' you too"
3. "I CAN KISS HEAVEN GOODBYE CUZ IT GOTTA BE A SIN TO LOOK THIS GOOD!"
4. "Is that yo man? Where you find him at, Rent-a-sucka?
5. "Jazz: Making a baby truly is a blessed event.
Will: Don't you mean 'Having a baby'?
Jazz: Trust me on this."
6."Stacy: Will, if you wanna get with me, you gotta act like a gentleman. You got this, Will??
Will: Actually baby you got it, but I take donations!"
7. (playing strip scrabble, spells boyz) "Eeny Meeny Miny Mo, now some of Y'ALL clothes gots to go!"
8. "See, Alaska was up there all cold and lonely. And along comes the United States all warm and full of bulging mountain ranges. So the United States says: I’m thinking of laying a pipeline, are you interested?....I’ll see you Saturday night."
9. (while doing a crossword) Girl: Excuse me, what's a nine letter word for terrific?
Will: That's easy. Will Smith.
10. " Yo, Yo Baby Yo. How 'bout some fries to go with that shake."
11. " Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family."
12. "Baby I swear I've seen your picture before. OH thats right it was in the dictionary. Right next to...KABLAM!"
13. " Whats up baby hurry up and write ya number down before I don't want in no more"
14. "Girl you must be tired....cause youv'e been running through my mind all day!"
15. "Girl you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of yall"
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Me: "would you like to dance"
Her: "no thanks"
Me: "that's OK, I have to go to the bathroom anyway"
June 4, 2008 3:35 p.m.
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June 4, 2008 1:59 p.m.
Definately put that one in there for you, Sue ;-)
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June 4, 2008 1:52 p.m.
love it!!!!!!!!!!!
June 4, 2008 1:52 p.m.
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