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one night stand
Published May. 22, 2008
How to get rid of a one-night stand.
Wait, shut up, I like it better when you don't make noises.
I sure have had better.
And to think that I was really trying to pick up your mother!
Oh quit complaining. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
If this is the best you can do I might go with another applicant for the job who can give just a little bit more.
Have you ever considered liposuction?
Which taxi company did you want me to call?
You look better in the light of a bar
Have you given serious thought to how Amway can really change your life?
Boy, next time Im turning off the lights.
You know, my friends said you were better than that.
What was your name again?
Wow, you're younger than you look.
By the way, I can't stand looking at your face, so lets end this now.
Look, this isn't going to work and I made a huge mistake.
You look much better in the dark. The shadows help hide details.
I MUST BE OUT OF MY MIND! I CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU!
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