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3 things to ponder

Published May. 22, 2008

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


1.C O W S...
Is it just me,,,or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow,born in Canada almost three years ago,right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And,they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.

Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

---------------------------------------------------2.T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N...
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution
for Iraq...
Why don't we just give them ours?

It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it has worked for over 200 years,and we're not using it anymore.

---------------------------------------------------3.T H E -10- C O M M A N D M E N T S...

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post:
'Thou Shalt Not Steal,'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,'
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers,judges and politicians...

It creates a hostile work environment.



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Awesome and funny on all three points. Great post, thanks for sharing.

As Arsenio would say, "Hmmmmm."

I love the Cow idea. This blog is just oh so true.

Perfect things to ponder. :) Good blog.

Nice! now my brain is trying to work lol :-)

:)

LOL

easy to track a cow...they dont run from ya....they dont invite a few relatives over and move into one stall of the barn...they never lie about their id numbers.

"polyurethane tags stapled into the cow's ear"

RFID - radio frequency ID, doing these where I work. All drugs have these to be tracked. Maybe when illegals / criminals get caught they could get one too . . . Like the pet chips. Then the police could just scan them.

"during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow,born in Canada almost three years ago,right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?"

You reckon it's got something to do with those polyurethane tags stapled into the cow's ear? ;-)

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