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guys: urinal etiquette

Published May. 20, 2008

1.There are some guys at work that insist on having a conversation while standing at the urinal.  This is a big NO-NO!!  I don't want to talk to you while I'm peeing!   

2.  Look straight ahead or up.

3.  Aim for the back, not the water (it splashes)

4.  Flush! and then wash your hands!

 

Guys...any other things you can think of?



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"Never ever look into a gloryhole"- OMG- about choked on my Pepsi when I read that- all I could think of was A Christmas Story- "You'll shoot your eye out kid". LOL

The MOST important rule. If available always leave a 1 stall buffer.

"man that water is cold"

You're not supposed to put your hand in it.

Should read "your avatar". Dang.

"If there's a large portion of a cigarette floating in the urinal, it's entertaining, and perfectly acceptable, to try to blast it apart like it's a tiny battleship. But you should refrain from making explosion sounds or yelling, "abandon ship" if someone else is in there too." - Innocent Bystander

Absolutely hilarious. Of course, I've been at work since 5am.

Not thrilled about you avatar. Just kidding.

man that water is cold

While speaking with your partner (which I believe is completely acceptable), always look for the sign of a fine establishment: "We aim to please - you aim too, please."

yes, this is one of those rare blogs that provides socially relevant and enlightening information for the reader who is endeavoring to enhance his/her knowledge of issues that are of prime importance to modern society.

Thanks guys ! This has been THE most enlightening, entertaining, funniest damm thing I've read in a long time blog..I never knew guys had rules. I just logged in and this was the first one I came across. Historians, av8r, Oldreb, you guys are too funny...LOL

My favorite was when last summer at a mens room in the Red Lobster restaurant as I was urinating the manager came in and startled me with a "Thankyou for coming to Red Lobster, you all hurry back". He went right out .

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