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if you are easily offended - do not read!

Published May. 16, 2008

After a relaxing bath... Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror.

Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

'God... If you take away my love handles, I'l l devote my life to you,' She prayed.

And just like that............ her ears fell off.




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Reminds me of one of my Dad's old jokes...

sicko ; )

LOL

LOL

LOL!

I will agree with one writer--those whom hide behind screen names should not be allowed to make comments. Most of their comments are mean spirited.

lol

Dr. Dataclerk: I have a life, it's pretty good. Love my friends and family, and tolerate scheisskopfs like you. Have a nice day. Now eff off.

LOL@ N/M!!

hehe @ NM & j

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