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this is funny, i don't care what color you are!
Published May. 15, 2008
DISCLAIMER: APPARENTLY DAVID LETTERMAN DID NOT SAY THIS. STILL FUNNY ANYWAY PEOPLE.
I know someone will hit the button, but this made me laugh this morning!
DAVID LETTERMAN IS IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!
Now, this is funny.
I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some 'flak' from the NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts! Ha!
David Lette rman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr .
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
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