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things republicans believe
Published May. 14, 2008
Just to be fair -
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's drunk driving record and cocaine arrest are none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
Clinton's business interests in the 1970s in which he lost money are of vital national interest, but Bush's activities in the 1980s in which he made money under questionable circumstances is unimportant.
- from politicalhumor.about.com
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GOLO member since July 7, 2007
May 14, 2008 1:38 p.m.
It's hard for me to debate so intensely when I have seen the degrading of our own children who attend school, becasue when I went to school the incentitive was not to get pregnant becasue first of all mama and daddy will kill ya, and you can't graduate high school. We had one out of about 70 that got pregnant and she had gotten secretly married. What are the odds now on children who have had this sex education.
GOLO member since July 7, 2007
May 14, 2008 1:28 p.m.
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May 14, 2008 11:39 a.m.
GOLO member since December 27, 2007
May 14, 2008 11:36 a.m.
wow, someone has been duped. i thought most people that this was false. especially after the pentagon released documents that refuted this.
"Ken D- that's your opinion and in mine, you've been fooled!! I don't listen to the media, I read and discuss with those who know and make my decisions instead of listening to people with an agenda and follow after them."
so do you talk to saddam, or member's of al queda or something? where's this "inside" knowledge coming from?
GOLO member since July 25, 2007
May 14, 2008 11:31 a.m.
May 14, 2008 11:27 a.m.
May 14, 2008 11:26 a.m.
May 14, 2008 11:25 a.m.
Shows that you can fool some of the people all of the time.
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May 14, 2008 11:20 a.m.
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May 14, 2008 11:08 a.m.
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