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Published May 13, 2008Views: 442
If you ever want to ROTFL, you need to talk to GOLO member, Dontjudgeme. I was able to chat with DJM last week and decided that I just have to meet him some day. He was pure joy. Here’s what he had to say:
Angela: What’s the story behind your screen name?
DJM: I started reading comments first and then decided to join. I figured I wanted civil debate.
Angela: So are you keeping it civil?
DJM: I try to. I think I do most of the time but it’s GOLO. It’s not a big deal. I know who to be civil with, and who to be uncivil with.
Angela: Like who?
DJM: Anybody who attacks personally.
Angela: Why don’t you list your favorites on your profile page?
DJM: I went in there last week and noticed that. It’s just because I wanted to keep it simple. But, I will make that a New Year’s resolution for this summer.
Angela: I’m going to check back at the end of August.
DJM: Put me down for that. If not I’ll be back as “dontjudgeme2.”
Angela: Why do so many people like you on GOLO?
DJM: That’s a good question. It’s because they don’t know me personally.
Angela: So what are you like in real life?
DJM: Exactly the same. I joke all the time. I try to be taken seriously but I like to have fun. I like to make people smile.
I just want to have fun. It’s a release from a day at work.
Angela: What are you doing right now?
DJM: Sitting in my car outside the office. There are only four of us and I didn’t think they’d like to hear my conversation.
Angela: What will you be doing ten years from now?
DJM: Sitting in my car outside the office. (We laugh)
Angela: You won’t be talking to me, though!
DJM: I hope not. I may have to go to “GOLO Anonymous.”
Angela: What do you think your co-workers say about you behind your back?
DJM: Hmmmm… (stops to think) “What a goofball!”
(More laughter.) That’s what my five-year-old daughter says.
Angela: She calls you a goofball?
DJM: Yes. She thinks I should be more serious, but that’s what my wife is for.
Angela: When do you get serious?
DJM: When there’s anything that has to do with my family. But I try to stay light. I’m in sales so I try to be light.
Angela: Are you a good salesman?
DJM: I like to think so.
Angela: Do you think you could sell Mary Kay products, successfully?
DJM: I don’t think so. Don’t think I’d look good in a pink Cadillac.
Angela: I read in your blog today that you’re holding auditions for friends. What’s the criteria again?
DJM: If I see things get boring I put something in to stir it up. It’s all in fun.
Angela: You’ve got three hours to live, what do you do?
DJM: Get off GOLO.
(Wild laughter from us both)
And that’s gonna take an hour, so I really have two hours left.
(Still laughing)
Angela: Dare I ask what you do in the other two?
DJM: Spend it with my wife and kids.
Angela: Whew, I was a little worried about your priorities there.
DJM: (Laughs)
Angela: What’s the most challenging or toughest decision you’ve ever had to make?
DJM: Moving my family down from Virginia to North Carolina to start a new job.
Angela: Why was it so tough?
DJM: Uprooting us from our entire families and we’d never even been down here. We just heard we’d like it.
That was three years ago…
Angela: Are you here to stay?
DJM: Yes we are. We know its home.
Angela: Who are your GOLO favorites?
DJM: Definitely Geisha, Southernlady, Grogers who is now Tarhell Army Mom. People are gonna kill me because I can’t list them all.
People are fun on GOLO. Let’s see…Yogi, jackadoo, of course Kracker, I mean Kracka….and Sessy.
Gafan keeps me on my toes.
Angela: Yeah. Me too.
DJM: (laughs)
Angela: What will they write on your tombstone?
DJM: Hmmm…(pauses to think)
Is it a GOLO tombstone?
Angela: We haven’t started manufacturing those, so probably not.
DJM: “Here lies a man who had fun!”
Angela: And it has been quite fun talking to you.
DJM: You too.
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May 13, 2008 7:27 a.m.
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May 13, 2008 7:29 a.m.
DJM: That’s a good question. It’s because they don’t know me personally.
Classic! WTG, DJM! :D
GOLO member since January 3, 2008
May 13, 2008 7:34 a.m.
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May 13, 2008 7:36 a.m.
lol....but its his record...go on djm..explain that one.
May 13, 2008 7:46 a.m.
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May 13, 2008 7:49 a.m.
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