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job interview coming up?

Published May. 12, 2008

Don't make the mistakes THESE folks did!  LOL

• Candidate answered cell phone and asked the interviewer to leave her own office because it was a "private" conversation.

• Applicant told the interviewer he wouldn't be able to stay with the job long because he thought he might get an inheritance if his uncle died - and his uncle wasn't "looking too good."

• The job seeker asked the interviewer for a ride home after the interview.

• The applicant smelled his armpits on the way to the interview room.

• Candidate said she could not provide a writing sample because all of her writing had been for the CIA and it was "classified."

• Candidate told the interviewer he was fired for beating up his last boss.

• When the applicant was offered food before the interview, he declined saying he didn't want to line his stomach with grease before going out drinking.

• An applicant said she was a "people person" not a "numbers person" -- in her interview for an accounting position.

• During a phone interview the candidate flushed the toilet while talking to hiring manager.

• The applicant took out a hair brush and brushed her hair.



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At the first school where I taught, a candidate for one of the teaching positions exited the ladies' room with her skirt tucked into her panty hose. Two of us tried to stop her when she RUDELY told us that she had no time to talk because she was on the way to an interview. We let her continue on her way -- and she didn't get the job.

LOL Ashen..yes it actually was for that midget...and to make her pants fit better with all that hair..lmfao

The best interview I have ever had was when I made up my mind exactly what I wanted and actually told the interviewer. She said we can do A and C, but not B; it was all or nothing so I said 'thank you for your time' and I left.

I wasn't home two hours before she called to ask when I could take a drug test. I asked when would she like for me to take one to which she said, 'you're hired; go here, get your test done today so we can satisfy corp and you can start next week.'

That was a fun job!

A couple of my favorites....We interviewed a guy with an outstanding resume and he spent minutes answering our questions without ever relating his answers to our questions. Best reason on an application for leaving a prior job: "I got fried for drinking." The best was the woman using the rest room prior to the interview and somehow getting the toilet paper stuck in her pantyhose. She was oblivious to the fifty foot trail behind her as she walked down the hallway.

"I told her yes. She got up and walked out."

So much for access to the drug cabinet, huh. :D

I was interviewing a woman the other day for a certified nursing position. She asked me if our company does drug tests. I told her yes. She got up and walked out.

lol!...those are priceless!

What drugs do you test for and how often?

smelled his armpits! OMG that's too funny!

lol @ ashen

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