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i got a few questions!


Published May. 10, 2008

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If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?

  • If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
  • Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
  • When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
  • Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not racist?

  • Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
  • Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
  • If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
  • Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
  • "I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do." is the longest sentence?
  • If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?
  • Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
  • Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?


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    "Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?"

    Love it! Hey, Vette .......

    If women with big jugs can work at Hooters, why can't a one legged woman work at I-Hops?

    That is one old chick in the tube top.

    Vette, is that you in the stripped shirt?

    ever wonder what the first person who ate a chicken said it tasted like? lol

    Vette, Vette, Vette, ....... you are hilarious !!!!!!!!

    Vette,

    I was about to go get my Smoothie but wanted to take a minute to say I love the promotional idea. Everything goes well with Hooters.

    I just don't understand why women bad mouth panty-hose, I love shiny legs.

    Now that is funny...free advertising Huh Vette *wink*

    Good questions

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