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new mayor of gutterville usa

Published May 7, 2008
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Hear ye, hear ye,

 

I have been proclaimed the MAYOR of GUTTERVILLE by the majority of the residents.

 

Kcobra, you are hereby hired as the Sheriff to replace me.

 

Kcobra- First order of business is to seek out the former mayor, D J M. His recent threats have made my citizens much civil and less tolerant of poo stirrers

 

City Clerk SouthernLady, take note of this new order.

 

Strollingbones, you shall serve as assistant to my office and all powers shall be hereby endowed to you in my absence.

 

SO BIT IT On this day of, 05-07-2008




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Um...I was never sent an absentee ballot. I think this calls for a re-vote.

DJM should be happy now. He has something in common with Bill Clinton. They were both impeached.

Ok NM I have orderd djm to attend this blog. Let's see if he shows. lol

this is carp and NO not the fish!!!

It is SO noted.. this first Wednesday of May the year 2008

In a stunning turn of events today a coup de tat has over thrown the fascist junta DJM. It is still unknown if DJM will be able to rally enough support to fight the rebels, but he has vowed to continue the struggle.

This is ryoung reporting from somewhere in gutterville. Film @ 11.

Sorry djm, I had to follow orders. You were starting to hog all the women. We can't have that. lol

rofl @ ryoung

i knew the power would swell my head.....(oops i made a funny)

Do i have to move out of the mayorial mansion? And spend my time out in gutterville heights?

"hereby endowed to you in my absence."

That sounds dirty

Nope djm, you have to stay in the jail, but it has a well stacked bar.

lol!...y'all are too funny!

sounds good kcobra, but i am afraid of the guards giving me a VD

ummm...hello kc...what is my position in gutterville? ;-)

KC... now you have the big guns around town! Ha

Pink...you the miss' *wink wink* Ain't nobody gonna mess with you girl!

djm-gutterville heights is not that bad when you get used to it. you dont have to pay gutterville city taxes.

DJM - What's all these pics and videos lined up in the mansions master suite? Does the Miss' know about these?

"you dont have to pay gutterville city taxes."

Oh yeah - those taxes paid for my pool with the grato

no blah - can you send them to ryoung? He asked for them back

that sounds about right, djm. tax money going toward good uses.

Gotcha DJM.

You SURE about this one?

/shows video of sessy and packy dancing in bar/

I mean...you really could make a profit off this. With private showings and such, of course.

I don't know Pink let me think of something.

you are right blah - keep that one out.....selling it to WRAL for a lot of money!!

djm, don't worry I checked out all of my female guards out myself.

"KC... now you have the big guns around town! Ha" Thanks Bla

"djm, don't worry I checked out all of my female guards out myself."

Clean as a whistle......great line from cable guy

KC....going shooting Saturday. Can I borrow your gun?

which one Bla????

kc...i wanna be warden...i'll keep djm in line...lol!

ok Pink, take care of him. (wink)

Uhm...the long one.

Got a 38, 357 and 40 already

I think DJM is back there watching the video of sessy and packy.

alright kc...you got it!

*pouting*

Okay I am still p!ssed about the "secret* elections ...

I think I should be given a honorary position of some kind

Sweet...you already own half the town...what more could ya ask for?

oh dayummm.... I must have been hittin the pickle juice the day I acquired it ...

Just as long as ya leave the monkey juice alone!! hehe

lol! @ rose!

girl, you ain't right!

Bla ... the monkey juice is all for you girl ...

Ok...I gotta get back to work...dunno what happend to Bones. She was suppose to be in charge!

we are gonnna have to take bones badge away ... who knows what will happen if the citizens of gutterville are allowed to have free reign..

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