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Published Apr. 21, 2008

Carolina Girls Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Georgia and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Texas . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from North Carolina . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye .. enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.



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That was so funny, makes me want to go home and slap somebody! LOL

hilarious... carolina girls, we are the best! LOL!

As Tarheel wrote, just switch the roles and see if it's funny. It's not. It has nothing to do with depression, it's just, at its root, not a good source of humor. As the late Sam Kinnison said, "I don't condone domestic violence... I do, however, understand it." Now that's funny, right?

I guess I'm too dense. All I saw was the joke until I read the comments. Wow, touchy.

Those of you that are taking this way too seriously CHILL OUT. I mean if you live your life this uptight then you must be really depressed...We have to smile and laugh, even if over jokes that some find silly.

For the record....I do not think its funny when anyone is abused..man, woman, child or animal.....

I can't believe you got my hubby to admit this...What did you do threaten him, I'd do it again? LOL...This was really funny, thanks for the laugh!

If you had made a joke about a man physically abusing a woman...wouldn't have been so funny huh?

That was great!!!!

That was to funny, I was born in NC and so were my girls so watch out!!! lol

"Yep, because there is nothing funnier than domestic violence."

PPPUUUUUULLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE. IT WAS A JOKE.....

And a dam funny one at that.

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