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you can't fix stupid!

Published Mar. 31, 2008

The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington, DC appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices: 
   1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms; A gun shop specializing in handguns.
   2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.
   3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.
   4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.

The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm GLOCK 17, the clerk with a 50 DESERT EAGLE, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also drew and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.



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I suppose his family will sue for "wrongful death"!!!!!

I almost choked I laughed so hard at this. This wasn't a robbery attempt....this was assisted suicide, and they were more than happy to help him along to the afterlife. One less stupid person in the world.....but wait, doesn't DC ban handguns?? LOL

LOL! Darwin awards!

meh; Just checked out snopes.

Says this guy tried to hold up the store using a .22! What an idiot.

LOL... what a MORON!We go to Davi's all the time. Everyone in there is armed... I'd hate for someone to try and rob them. Whew.

Handguns are illegal in DC. The store in question is in Renton, Washington, outside Seattle.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp

one shot from the desert eagle was enough

50 DESERT EAGLE - Dang did there need to be any more shots?

ouch

cocaine's a helluva drug

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