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Published Mar. 14, 2008A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a dead cat. "How'd you know it was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pis_sed in his ear and he didn't move" answered teh child innocently. "You did what?!! the teacher exclaimed in suprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went Pssst! and it didn't move.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucing her son into bed. The child said Mommy will you sleep with me tonight? The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. I can't dear she said. I have to sleep in Daddy's room. A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy"
A mother was six months pregnant with her 3rd child. Her 3 yr old came into the room and said Mommy you are getting fat. The mother smiled and said yes honey remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy. I know said the little girl but what's growing in your bu_tt?
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