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i am cow

Published Mar 11, 2008
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A classic Song for a classic day.

I Am Cow 

by Arrogant Worms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFp4kozlOU 

 

 I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butters
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, Ive got gas

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From b.c. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!

 




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where is the song?

MOOOOOOOOO he HUUUUUUUU de MOOOOOOO

My computer crashed and some how it posted the blog incomplete.

I dont see the song.

Old McDonald had a farm...blah blah...and on his farm he had a cow....

I'm a duck. Just a little bit 'quacky' hardeee har har...

must be getting close to bedtime....lol

Oh, man. All this time I thought I was cow.

Old school, can you eat grass and make methane come out of your BLEEP? If so you too can be a cow.

OMG I had to do it.. I went to the video and saw something to my right..a song..humm..I thought so I clicked it..I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!! "Who let them cows out!" Arugh... don't do it..don't listen to it!!! LOL

LOL, I love that song! It's too cute!

cute cow too by the way! LOL!

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