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i am cow

Published Mar 11, 2008
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A classic Song for a classic day.

I Am Cow 

by Arrogant Worms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFp4kozlOU 

 

 I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butters
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, Ive got gas

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From b.c. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!

 




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cute cow too by the way! LOL!

LOL, I love that song! It's too cute!

OMG I had to do it.. I went to the video and saw something to my right..a song..humm..I thought so I clicked it..I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!! "Who let them cows out!" Arugh... don't do it..don't listen to it!!! LOL

Old school, can you eat grass and make methane come out of your BLEEP? If so you too can be a cow.

Oh, man. All this time I thought I was cow.

Old McDonald had a farm...blah blah...and on his farm he had a cow....

I'm a duck. Just a little bit 'quacky' hardeee har har...

must be getting close to bedtime....lol

I dont see the song.

My computer crashed and some how it posted the blog incomplete.

MOOOOOOOOO he HUUUUUUUU de MOOOOOOO

where is the song?

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