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chuck norris for president!
Published Feb. 15, 2008
I've decided that Chuck Norris needs to be our next president. After you read this list, I DARE YOU to disagree! :)
Chuck Norris Top Ten:
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: Heart Disease and Chuck Norris
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING!
The above list was "borrowed" from: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3655537904
Another great Chuck Norris website: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked down syndrome out of a six year old boy.
I am going to h$$l for thinking both are hilarious. =(
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Love it! These are awesome!
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Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure
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