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Published Dec. 30, 2007


>   Tickle Me Elmo
>
>
>   There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo 
>   toys.
>
>   The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. 
>
>   Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for 
>   her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
>
>   The next day at 8:45 AM there  is a knock at the Personn el Manager's
>   door.
>
>   The Foreman throws  open the door and begins to rant about the new
>   employee.
>
>   He  complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
>   up,  putting the entire production line behind schedule.
>
>   The Personnel  Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
>   two men march down to the factory floor.
>
>   When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
>   Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
>
>   At the end of the line stands Lena  surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
>   Elmos.
>
>   She has a roll of  plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
>
>   The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
>
>   wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
>   package between Elmo's  legs.
>
>   The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
>
>   After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
>
>   'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight  face, 'but
>   I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you  yesterday...'
>
>   'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
>
>   If  you don't send this to five friends right away, there will be five
>   fewer people laughing in the world




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I'm gonna be copying this one and sending it to some friends...

LMAO!

LOL

I know right! I was finally checking emails well the fwd ones. I read this and laugh out loud. I had to share with others.

Haahaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaa!!! Oh Lordy!!! My stomach is hurting now!! Love it!

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