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is it my time yet?
Published Sep 24, 2007
This joke was sent to a mutual friend by Brett Hughes. It is so funny I just had to share.
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"
God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live". Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"
God replied, "Girl, I didn't even recognize you." :)
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