mohawk

Try to add some fun and frivolity to life. Don't take life too serious, life is too short. Live it to the max. We all leave this earth with what we came in with. Nothing less, nothing more. There are no winners in the "who has more stuff game". There are no wrong answers, it's how you play the hand.

you decide
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Nov. 10, 2009

happy halloween
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO...
Oct. 20, 2009

an italian boy's confession
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.  I have been with a loose girl'.  The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'  'Yes, Father, it is.'  'And...
Oct. 9, 2009

how many of you remember the strategic air command
It's not SAC anymore, it's part of Air Combat Command but they still have the mission.  You SAC guys will enjoy this. http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4632948...
Sep. 23, 2009

the cost of a date= the cost of change and transparency!!!!! very cheap..............
From a former Air Force Colonel....Subject: The DateFirst, let me say that I've moved three presidents up to now and I've seen incredible waste. But, the "new" guy really takes the cake. I don't ...
Sep. 23, 2009

american hero
 Watch this  short  You-Tube  Video  on  US Army Special Forces  "Green Beret"  Master Sgt Roy P Benevidez  and  how this ...
Sep. 20, 2009

medical care
This may have already hit golo, but just in case it hasn't or just in case you missed it, here it is:   This man and his wife made the tape from their ranch in south-central Texas .   ...
Sep. 18, 2009

potus
  God Bless America!
Sep. 17, 2009

potus???
  Am I being too critical or can someone explain his rational???   
Sep. 16, 2009

public servants
"Public servants say, always with the best of intentions, 'What greater service we could render if only we had a little more money and a little more power.' But the truth is that outside of its legitimate...
Sep. 14, 2009

we got to be doin somethin wrong
A vehicle at 15 mpg and 12,000 miles per year uses 800 gallons of gas a year.  A vehicle at 25 mpg and 12,000 miles per year uses 480 gallons a year.  So, the average clunker transaction...
Sep. 10, 2009

it ain't no more
It ain't no more:  click on link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2I77Af9Iso
Sep. 2, 2009

you know this has got to be true
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with...
Sep. 1, 2009

explore, dream, discover
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.  So throw off the bowlines.Sail away from the safe harbor.  Catch the trade...
Sep. 1, 2009

guvment management
The U.S. Post Service was established in 1775 - they've had 234 years to get it right; it is broke, and even though heavily subsidized, it can't compete with private sector FedExp and UPS services. Social...
Aug. 28, 2009

great catch
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been...
Aug. 28, 2009

chilrens are so sweet
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.  She was stark naked!  As I was reeling...
Aug. 27, 2009

president reagan
"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves."   -- Ronald Reagan That's...
Aug. 27, 2009

chinese medicine
While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.  A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered...
Aug. 26, 2009

an american
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."   -- Martin Luther King, Jr.   I...
Aug. 26, 2009

words to live by
An old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life: "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is evil - he...
Aug. 25, 2009

pay raise?
A  Hispanic maid asked her employer for  a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to  talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want ...
Aug. 23, 2009

ain't love grand
An elderly gent was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My...
Aug. 22, 2009

cash for codgers
Democrats, realizing the big success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of the Obama Nationalization - Health Care Plan. President...
Aug. 20, 2009

i dream of genie
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Harley Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish,...
Aug. 20, 2009

dear abby at a loss for words
Dear  Abby,     A couple of women moved in across the hall  from me.  One is a middle-aged gym teacher and  the other is a social worker in her mid twenties.  ...
Aug. 17, 2009

forida state trooper and senior citizen
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.  Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what...
Aug. 15, 2009

financial meltdown definitely bush's fault
 If you don't believe the financial meltdown was President Bush's fault then you need to see this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMnSp4qEXNM&NR=1...
Aug. 14, 2009

sharia in the usa
if you haven't watched this you need to:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEPod-hxD7g
Aug. 13, 2009

chicago tribune cartoon from 1934
Here is an editorial cartoon 75 years old!  Seem familiar?Look at this cartoon from 1934 and look especially carefully at the plan of action.History records what happened and how...
Aug. 9, 2009

we all hate lawyers, don't we
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on...
Aug. 6, 2009

preacher needs a pay raise
A Preacher is explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation...No one wants him to leave. Joe Smith,...
Jul. 29, 2009

great listening for baby boomers
click on the link: http://tinyurl.com/mcmq6h ...
Jul. 29, 2009

more of them hi-tech issues
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.  The music was really, really  loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of  songs,...
Jul. 28, 2009

politics
Good morning Golo.  I don't normally like to blog about politics because there is ultimately nothing to gain and everyone loses except the politician.  This morning I have been trying...
Jul. 28, 2009

electronically challenged seniors
Things are spiraling out of control. I think I have become lost in a world of electronic madness. One of my sons informed me this week that my cell phone...
Jul. 26, 2009

meadow restaurant
I know a few of you goloers live down toward Benson NC.  Just wanted to say I took the grandkids, wife, and daughter to the Meadow Restaurant in Meadow NC this past Sunday.  I had heard about...
Jul. 21, 2009

you never know what's on their minds
1stgrade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder...
Jul. 18, 2009

just in from wilmington ohio
The Funniest Picture You'll See Today Spotted in front of Tire Discounters, Wilmington: Eggy tells us the back story: When the fax for the sign change came...
Jul. 17, 2009

exchanges between pilots and control towers
Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" ************************************************************************************************** Tower:...
Jul. 15, 2009

gone fishin
A woman goes into the sporting goods store to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes to the counter. The clerk is standing...
Jul. 15, 2009

rumbles in the sky
If you heard a "loud rumble"  in the sky a few days ago, don't worry. It was just Elvis beatin' the $hit out of Michael Jackson for marrying his daughter!...
Jul. 11, 2009

how to get to heaven from ireland
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they  understood the concept of getting to heaven.   I asked them,  'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage...
Jul. 8, 2009

the year was 1947
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch...
Jul. 7, 2009

need some help golo friends
Good morning GOLO friends.  I need some help from some of you who know about the outer banks.  I want to take my two young grandkids to the outer banks next week for a couple of days and stay...
Jul. 3, 2009

never forget
Each year I am hired to go to Washington , DC , with the eighth grade class from Clinton ,  WI where I grew up, to videotape their trip .. I greatly enjoy visiting our nation's capitol, and...
Jun. 16, 2009

now lets hear eve's side of the story
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.  "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The...
Jun. 11, 2009

morning golo
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the...
Jun. 8, 2009

punny, real punny
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned...
Jun. 6, 2009

blondes do have more fun
Two Blondes With Hammers..   Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out...
Jun. 6, 2009

little known fact
A little known fact.... The first testicular guard "cup" was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It...
May. 24, 2009

been to the dr. lately?
I got a new doctor.  So far I like his way of thinking: Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and...
May. 23, 2009

explanation of life
On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span...
May. 18, 2009

crash course in history 101
This is a lesson I have seen many times before but we need to repeat it often to reassure ourselves that we really understand it.  For those that don't know much about history ... Here...
May. 17, 2009

one aussie's perspective
T. B.  Bechtel, a  City Councillor from Sydney, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His...
May. 16, 2009

the chinese year of what?
Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence or if I'm getting paranoid, but ....                2007 -...
May. 15, 2009

barbie's 50th
Happy belated 50th birthday Barbie. Hope you have at least 50 more.
May. 14, 2009

how to treat a woman and how to treat a man
"How to Treat A Woman"      Wine her.  Dine her.  Call her.  Hold her.  Surprise her....
May. 13, 2009

senior dress code
Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether...
May. 12, 2009

you might be a redneck?
You might be a redneck if:   It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.' You...
May. 11, 2009

the economy is sooooo bad..............
The Economy is so bad . . . . . . .CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Jewish women are marrying for love. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks...
May. 11, 2009

grandchildren
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the...
May. 6, 2009

churchill downs field trip
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female   teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill   Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the...
May. 2, 2009

critical swine flu prevention tips
DON'T DO THIS!  Click on Pic to enlarge.
Apr. 30, 2009

troopergate
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.  Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he...
Apr. 29, 2009

45 lessons on life
This was written by a man named Brett who writes columns for The Plain Dealer, a newspaper in Cleveland, Ohio : To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is...
Apr. 22, 2009

etiquette for non-vets
 We know that the current state of affairs in our great  nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.  For those of you who can't join, you can still...
Apr. 22, 2009

you know you're a redneck if:
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.  2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. ...
Apr. 19, 2009

quote of the day
I love all the women in my life, and this is very true. Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll...
Apr. 17, 2009

free medical advice
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:   "My...
Apr. 10, 2009

grandparents
Grandchildren   1.  She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before.  After she applied her...
Apr. 8, 2009

i passed the test
I was a very happy man.    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering...
Apr. 6, 2009

living in detroit
On a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit,  Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took  the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional  wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning...
Apr. 6, 2009

happy sunday morning
A preacher said to a farmer, "Do you belong to the Christian family?" "No," he said, "I think they  live...
Apr. 5, 2009

lone ranger's last request
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.  The Indian Chief proclaims, "So,  YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ...  "In honor...
Apr. 2, 2009

the tax man commeth
The picture has nothing to do with the joke except for the recent attack on tobacco by the tax freaks. At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books...
Apr. 2, 2009

yep she was blonde
 What makes 'natural born' better?College student challenges 'constitutional requirement' In a Seattle, Wash., college classroom, students were discussing the qualifications to be president...
Apr. 1, 2009

who to marry?
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?   -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like...
Mar. 30, 2009

truckers/18 wheelers
I wanted to post this blog to get a reaction from golo members on what I experienced a couple of weeks ago.  About two weeks ago my father in law passed away in a medium sized city in mid...
Mar. 29, 2009

i got fired as a wal-mart greeter
Unfortunately,  as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive.         So, after trying my  new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend...
Mar. 25, 2009

speeding tickets!
Read This SlowlyJack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught so often?    When...
Mar. 21, 2009

raleigh st paddy parade
From: Logistics Coordinator, Raleigh St. Patricks Day Parade [mailto:raleighstpats@gmail.com] Sent:Friday, March 13, 2009 10:48 AM To: RaleighStPats Subject:...
Mar. 13, 2009

investment guide
Investment Guide -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people, but keeps the building standing. It's...
Mar. 12, 2009

old folks
OLD people have problems that many of you younger folks haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a Sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor...
Mar. 1, 2009

state department
For security reasons the State Department had to change Hillary's name.  They recommended the muslim name Seldom Bin Layed.
Feb. 25, 2009

one british point of view
The Daily Mail ( UK ) wrote this editorial about Obama on 1-20/2009.             (confirmation, Google " London Daily Mail Obama's Victory")  ...
Feb. 24, 2009

thomas jefferson
His words have come to pass................. When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe . Thomas Jefferson The...
Feb. 22, 2009

bail who out?
"BAIL EM OUT! ???? Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in  Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed, and it...
Feb. 20, 2009

is there a way to remove your profile and information from golo
Most social sites have a button to remove your profile and information if you decide to withdraw from their membership.  Is there such a capability on golo? I've looked and can't seem to...
Feb. 18, 2009

never, ever, lie to your mom
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,  Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate,  Jennifer, was.  Brian's...
Feb. 7, 2009

fire truck's worst nightmare
One dark night in the small town of Garfield , NJ, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for...
Feb. 6, 2009

it can never be said any plainer than this
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that...
Feb. 5, 2009

a few chuckles for the evening
IRISH COFFEE:An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husbands libido. 'What about Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance' she...
Feb. 2, 2009

mount rushmore (backside)
Ever wonder what's on the backside of Mount Rushmore?
Jan. 31, 2009

man's best friend
A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk,...
Jan. 30, 2009

do you ever feel haunted?
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.  He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing.  You're just like Frank.'Passenger: Who?Cabbie: ...
Jan 25, 2009

gotta love them
An armed and hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.  On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and...
Jan 25, 2009

lesson in dealing with 911 when you really need help
Brendella Jenkins of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when her bedridden husband told her that she'd left the light on in the garden shed, which they could see from the bedroom...
Jan 23, 2009

word to the wise
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.  The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.  After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you...
Jan 23, 2009

now they know the truth
  Morning GOLO! They finally have pictures of what actually brought down the US Airline in New York the other day.  Alquaida will stoop to anything.  
Jan 22, 2009

i love snow
December 1 It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven....
Jan 20, 2009

train of life
Good morning Golo.  This URL seems appropriate for my golo friends.  I know you'll enjoy Patsy Cline and Willie.  Http://WWW.allright.Com/Poems/TOLRailway/TOL.htm   Have...
Jan 18, 2009

raccoon, the other dark meat
 I know there's some golo folks who can relate to this.  By Lee Hill Kavanaugh | Kansas City Star He rolls into the parking lot of Leon's Thriftway in an old, maroon Impala with a trunk...
Jan 16, 2009

where did all the money go?
I'm confused, answer me this? If all the countries in the world are broke and in recession, and all the corporations and financial institutions are broke and getting bailouts where the heck did...
Jan 10, 2009

cherokee boy's rite of passage?
 (not validated but a good story)  His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds  him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove...
Jan 9, 2009

bubba's got all the answers
"Been there done that, Coyote Ugly, whewwwwww" ============================================== Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is...
Jan 8, 2009

this is the real me (far left)
Me and some of my "wild hog" buddies.  Actually dirty old men in leather riding hogs.  I'm also a full blooded American Papaw.  I'm babysetting this afternoon.  Love all...
Jan 7, 2009

birthday reminder
BIRTHDAY REMINDER This week we celebrate a special birthday! Monica Lewinsky turned 34.   Can you believe it?   It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around...
Jan 4, 2009

carolina slingshot man
Another Carolina item of interest.  This guy is really great. click on link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ieWrWLjii0
Jan 3, 2009

my new years wish for you
 A man sat at a metro station in  Washington DC  and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since...
Jan 1, 2009

happy new year
Happy New Year to all my golo friends. I'm spending new year's eve and new year's day with the most important people in my life.  
Dec 31, 2008

we could have expected it
Can you believe it?  Oh well, it's to be expected:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxBl9BXLom4
Dec 30, 2008

what problem?
A cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.  The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist— and since she and her also widowed elderly sister...
Dec 25, 2008

merry christmas golo
WISDOM FOR PILOTS AND SOLDIERS FROM MILITARY MANUALS ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- 'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' -...
Dec 25, 2008

last blog of the season
Gotta go out of town, North for a while then South to see the Mouse for Christmas with the grandkids.  This will be my last blog until after Christmas so I wanted to wish all my golo friends...
Dec 11, 2008

mountaineer vasectomy
After their 11th child, a West Virginai couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian...
Dec 11, 2008

weeweechu
It's a romantic full moon when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu.” “Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!” said Rosita. “Oh, c'mon baby, let's...
Dec 11, 2008

aarp retired forum
 Questions and Answers from an AARP Retired Persons Forum:  Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A:...
Dec 11, 2008

eye ron ick
John Smith started the day early having set his Alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) For 6am....
Dec 10, 2008

having those senior moments?
Last week I called the newspaper office loudly demanding, wanting to know where my Sunday edition was.  Sir the newspaper employee said, today is Saturday . The Sunday paper is not delivered until...
Dec 10, 2008

know yourself
All right golo buddies, you spent yesterday evening measuring thumbs and stretching, well, the truth.  How about this evening getting to know yourself.  Check yourself DNA test at the...
Dec 9, 2008

human body statistics
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb.) The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones...
Dec 8, 2008

love that military time
A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached...
Dec 7, 2008

can you say "polish sausage"
Watch the Polish Ice Divers BTW that is a redneck seafood plate.   http://www.wimp.com/crazydive/
Dec 6, 2008

cheating wife
My friend caught his wife cheating on him.  Now he needs character references because he took matters into his own hands.  If you can help, please contact him.  http://wimp.com/poordude/...
Dec 6, 2008

russian airplane
Wanna take a ride in a Russian airplane? http://www.alexisparkinn.com:80/photogallery/Videos/2008-2-9-Il76-in-Australia.wmv...
Dec 5, 2008

afternoon golo
gotta jump on that train of life; http://www.allright.com:80/Poems/TOLRailway/TOL.htm   great song with Patsy Cline...
Dec 5, 2008

good morning golo
Something to contemplate while you're having your coffee or tea this morning. Have a great day:In July 2006, a short 3-minute movie was launched on the Internet called The...
Dec 4, 2008

old but worth repeating
The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense.  (waiting for attack) The  sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important...
Dec 2, 2008

good morning golo, this is your wakeup call!
The Star Spangled Banner like you've never heard it before!  This was at Texas Tech University Basketball game . . .. .The National Anthem is sung by five young ladies. You have never heard...
Dec 2, 2008

please don't say it's so!
 Can you believe after a year, the experts finally figured out we were in a recession.  They could have just asked us. Why, Why, Why, Why...
Dec 1, 2008

scientific proof that beer is good for you
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called...
Nov 29, 2008

snake handlers
click on url for Ray Stevens Rattlesnake song: http://susie1114.com:80/Rattlesnakesong.html
Nov 28, 2008

go girls
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer : Can...
Nov 28, 2008

dog lovers
Here's a good one for all you dog lovers who what to keep your pet around and share with others.  PS:  This is true. My friend Susan, was telling her son that she saw a man driving...
Nov 26, 2008

stock market today
 New Stock Market Terms: This should clarify things for us lesser mortals.        CEO --Chief Embezzlement...
Nov 25, 2008

kids hate attending formal occasions
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, 'YOU'RE...
Nov 24, 2008

bailout who???????
  View this url for who exactly we will be bailing out:     http://info.detnews.com/video/index.cfm?id=1189...
Nov 21, 2008

if only this were true
The following is from an actual Home Economics textbook intended for high school girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life:1.   Have dinner...
Nov 20, 2008

you just can't make this stuff up
When southern Florida  resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV,  his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What...
Nov 18, 2008

why you have to love old people
 A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.  They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and  would just walk home.   On...
Nov 18, 2008

campaigns over, john edwards returns to stage
Scarred by an extramarital affair and weakened by two failed presidential campaigns, Democrat John Edwards is pushing to return to the national political stage by championing an issue he once owned:...
Nov 15, 2008

doctors' opinion of financial bail out package
The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration...
Nov 15, 2008

don't mess with old people!
And old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and...
Nov 13, 2008

the photo captures a disturbing trend with wldlife in the us .
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... As they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for...
Nov 13, 2008

official government health warning
The government put out an official health warning today, "DO NOT SWALLOW CHEWING GUM" I checked snopes and it's true Be sure to click on the picture.
Nov 12, 2008

kids are smarter than we think
What you ask, is 'butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!  These have to be original and genuine.  No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding...
Nov 10, 2008

thank you for purchasing 'bubba & cooter's book of sure-fire pick-up lines' brought to you by bubba & cooter, straight outta the hils. enjoy!
 I know these guys! 1) Did you fart?      cuz you blew me away.      2) Are yer parents retarded?      cuz ya sure are special.  ...
Nov 9, 2008

taliban, taliban!
Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following:   "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."              ...
Nov 7, 2008

raleigh veterans day parade
Please join us on Saturday, November 8, 2008 in downtown Raleigh as we salute our Veterans. The parade will begin at 9:30 Saturday morning and will be followed by a formal ceremony at the Capitol at...
Nov 6, 2008

it's not over, it's just beginning
The election is all but over, now it's time to team up with our new leaders and guide this great nation through the most turbulent times we have witnessed in the past few decades.  I...
Nov 5, 2008

happy halloween
Happy Halloween GOLO! Hope you get lots of treats. click on picture
Oct 29, 2008

doctor's assistant
A doctor in rural Kentucky wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant Bubba, "I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic.   I...
Oct 29, 2008

barack obama says it best!
In one of his latest adds, I believe Senator Obama says it best "This election is not about whether you're better off now than you were 8 years ago, it's about where you want this country to be...
Oct 29, 2008

colonoscopy (funny story)
I've heard a similar funny story about colonoscopies but this one is a little different.  Thought it might tickle your funny bone. ==================== I called my friend Andy Sable,...
Oct 28, 2008

kate smith, just for you ginger
Click on this link to hear Kate Smith sing God Bless America.   http://flgrube1.tripod.com/id147.html
Oct 28, 2008

vote, please vote
Study the candidates well, then vote your conscience. click for music:  http://www.greatdanepromilitary.com/Battle%20Hymn/index.htm   again,...
Oct 28, 2008

the job sucked anyway
AT THE COMPANY PICNIC WE WERE ONLY ALLOWED ONE ALCOHOLIC DRINK EACH DUE TO LIABILITY REASONS...  I was fired for ordering the cups....
Oct 27, 2008

should children witness childbirth
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen , a 3-year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could...
Oct 25, 2008

tic tac toe
I always thought I was pretty good at TIC TAC TOE but this version is really hard to beat. Click on Link:   http://stuff.pyzam.com/toys/tictacscare.swf...
Oct 24, 2008

the wall street fiasco
Once upon a time, in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys...
Oct 21, 2008

good old hank williams
It's a McCain Palin tradition. Good old Hank. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AktiswHTNs
Oct 21, 2008

dancing with the stars
Don't they make just a wonderful couple?
Oct 21, 2008

baaaaa-baaaa
A professor at the University of Georgia was giving  a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he...
Oct 14, 2008

what you name your children
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children.  'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said,...
Oct 13, 2008

for all you believers and non-believers as well
I love this prediction~Something very positive here and we need that at this time.Top 10 Predictions No Matter Who Wins the Election   1.   The Bible will...
Oct 13, 2008

only time will tell
Long ago and far away, in a land that time forgot, Before the days of Dylan, or the dawn of Camelot. There lived a race of  innocents, and they were you and me, For Ike was...
Oct 11, 2008

stopping church gossip
All of you who attend church know there's alway a church gossip group and things can spread like wildfire.  Here's a story about how one guy stopped it dead in it's tracks. Mildred, the church...
Oct 10, 2008

new stock market terms
If you're going to be investing in the stock market here are their new terms you need to know: NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO--...
Oct 10, 2008

little johnny strikes again
At school little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said:...
Oct 8, 2008

who owns the zebra?
Stop watching the stock market and get your mind off it. For those that have time to burn or just like a challenge -- below is a puzzle that appeared in Reader's Digest when I was in HS.  Who...
Oct 7, 2008

how to spice up your sex life
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice...
Oct 6, 2008

management 101
GOLO is real slow today so here's a quick management lesson.  It's been around but I need to refresh myself every now and then.  Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just...
Oct 5, 2008

whose fannie are we covering?
Here is a quick look into 3 former Fannie Mae executives who have brought down Wall Street: Franklin Raines was Chairman and Chief Executive Officer at Fannie Mae. Raines...
Oct 3, 2008

the "family" and "conscience" of fannie mae
 The "Family" and "Conscience" of Fannie Mae and Fannie Mac. Come to your own conclusions:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usvG-s_Ssb0  ...
Oct 3, 2008

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Sep 25, 2008

capital city bike fest
RERUN: Just wanted to remind everyone of the Capital City 2008 Bikefest in Raleigh on Sept 26-27. Some of the venues include;  Rock & Roll Tribute Band Weekend, Bike & Rider...
Sep 24, 2008

redneck jokes
My head hurts, I just can't be serious tonight, so here are a few jokes. Have a great evening. Tips...
Sep 22, 2008

tv evangalist
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV ... THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED...
Sep 22, 2008

tragic news from alaska
We tried to get him to stay in the lower 48 but he just had to go see what this Gov of Alaska was all about.  Oh well!
Sep 19, 2008

here's ms. sara
Here comes Ms Sara again.  Take no prisoners.  
Sep 18, 2008

here comes ms. sara
We gonna be eating b'que donkey before long! I heard it was stringy and tough.
Sep 17, 2008

robot lie detector
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.One day John came home...
Sep 16, 2008

medicare
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor...
Sep 16, 2008

rainy day
 It's a cold rainy day and I have to stay inside.  So you have to put up with these old jokes.  NEVER SAY TO A COP: 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer....
Sep 16, 2008

just like a woman
You just know this one has got to be a true story.  A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress...
Sep 16, 2008

grandmothers
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The little boy nodded in the affirmative....
Sep 15, 2008

a whole lot of crap in one list
The picture has absolutely nothing to do with the blog.  Just liked it.  PS:  I don't care if this stuff is correct or not.  It just looked interesting.   In the...
Sep 14, 2008

i love my hog!
I bought a new HOG and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson,"...
Sep 13, 2008

why can't we find bin laden
Why can't we find Bin Laden. Click the Pic.
Sep 12, 2008

how was i born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in...
Sep 11, 2008

bbbiiiggg ddaanngg snake
This picture is reported as a snake pulling a grown cow out of a lake in Western Austrailia.  I don't know if it's a real picture or photo shopped but I know one thing, I ain't going there....
Sep 10, 2008

governor debate on wral
I've been watching the NC governor debate on WRAL.  I had to turn it off.  I haven't been in NC very long but I consider myself a pretty good judge of character.  To me Bev Perdue just...
Sep 9, 2008

08 election results
click on url:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF5Kdm4Eu6w&feature=related
Sep 9, 2008

tomato garden
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey.  He wanted to plant his annual  tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used...
Sep 9, 2008

dear mr. o'bama
Dear Mr. Obama, from one of the real troops. "God bless America" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4fe9GlWS8
Sep 7, 2008

love thy neighbor
Dispute Between Neighbors - A city councilman in Utah , Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home. The...
Sep 6, 2008

love all the women in your life
"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you...
Sep 5, 2008

hurricane fashion
Ok ladies you have to be the first.  Run on down to Wally-World and get you new hurricane splips.  They got really great colors in all sizes.  With Hanna, Ike, and Josephine headed this...
Sep 4, 2008

duck hunters
A man calls home to his wife and says, 'Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for duck hunting. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity...
Sep 4, 2008

obama, obama
Obama, Obama he's our man.  If he can't do it nobody can.
Sep 3, 2008

why men love beer
click on link to see why men love beer:  http://mithuro.com/presscuefiles/january/beer_goggle.swf  
Sep 3, 2008

tickle me elmo?
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the 'Tickle Me Elmo ' toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.           ...
Sep 2, 2008

tough love vs spanking
  Tough Love vs. Spanking - Good Argument Most of America's populace think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my...
Aug 31, 2008

who flagged me bro?
Well the Nawlins post did get flagged.  I don't have a clue why, I thought it was funny.  Guess some of you folks are just too dang sensitive. Anyway, here is an interesting picture. ...
Aug 28, 2008

good thursday morning
Why Democrats need big Government: I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl the other day. I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she replied, "I want to be President!" Both...
Aug 28, 2008

it's time for some campaignin
click on URL for your campaign message; www.peteyandpetunia.com/VoteHere/VoteHere.htm
Aug 27, 2008

gotta wonder what they're thinking
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers  next to each other outside the operating room. The first  kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here  for?'...
Aug 27, 2008

presidential candidate comparison chart
   2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE COMPARISON TALKING POINTS  ISSUE...
Aug 26, 2008

the guy who did everything right all the time
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman....
Aug 25, 2008

monday morning cowboys
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.  She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she...
Aug 25, 2008

hackers intercept communications to russia
Some of  our hackers here have intercepted messages from U.S. presidential candidates to Russia’s strongman, Vladimir Putin.     Here they are!     From...
Aug 24, 2008

too close to call?
The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting,...
Aug 24, 2008

guess who's coming to dinner
A fawn followed this beagle home -- right through the doggie door  in the Bittinger, MD area. The owner came home to find the visitor  had made himself right at home.  This...
Aug 24, 2008

is it too close to call?
The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting,...
Aug 24, 2008

"oops"
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town where Paul Newman and his family often visited. One Sunday morning, the woman got up early to take a long walk....
Aug 24, 2008

did biden vet obama?????
  WHO REALLY IS THIS MAN?  DOES JOE BIDEN really want to be his VP? Click on URL:  http://www.youtube.com/v/4FCNKwHRCQM   ...
Aug 23, 2008

bama is ready
THIS JUST IN:   All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday. A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented...
Aug 22, 2008

oh bama
click on url; http://vodpod.com/watch/553914-obamas-plans-to-disarm-america-
Aug 22, 2008

morning joke
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.  The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns...
Aug 22, 2008

janitor educates school girls
 (This story not verified but still funny)  According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was  recently faced with a unique problem.  A number of 12-year-old...
Aug 21, 2008

cat in the kettle at the peking moon
I went to a Chinese restaurant down in Raleigh a few days ago.  I swear I believe it was Garfield on a stick:  http://www.guzer.com/animations/chowmein.php...
Aug 18, 2008

the voice of an angel
  A 6 year old with the voice of an angel!!!   You have got to see this. The first link is her tryout on Britain's Got Talent. The Second link is after she won the finals and after...
Aug 18, 2008

overthrow of a caribbean island
My son called today and asked me about a guy from Raleigh and whether I knew about his involvement in the attempted overthrow of a Caribbean Island back in the 80s.  Of course I didn't and was...
Aug 15, 2008

"fish hook salesman"
A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Texas and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?' The...
Aug 15, 2008

moses and friends
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulledup to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, butrolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised...
Aug 15, 2008

clintons at the democratic convention
Do you think the Clintons have a chance of highjacking the convention and becoming the Democratic nominee?  Something in my gut tells me it will go that way.  I seen too many disgruntle Clintonites...
Aug 14, 2008

prohibition
  If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) and came upon the attached poster......... Now Seriously, Would...
Aug 13, 2008

stud rooster
 STUD ROOSTER A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK...
Aug 13, 2008

one more then i gotta go watch the limpics
I've often been asked,  "What do you old folks do now that you're retired?" Well...I'm fortunate to have a few other friends who have chemical engineering backgrounds, and one...
Aug 12, 2008

f22 goes to europe air show
Al Norman, Lockheed Martin's chief F-22 test pilot, describes the flight demo of the Raptor at the Farnborough Airshow click link: http://www.militarytimes.com/multimedia/video/index_da.swf?fa=armytimes&wa=armytimes&wd=575&ht=324&cp=21772&bw=&state=vid&em=false&fn=/flv/20080714_rc_f22...
Aug 12, 2008

the grasshopper and the ant
The story of the Ant and the Grasshopper   ****TRADITIONAL VERSION:   The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for...
Aug 12, 2008

for all us jesus freaks
 A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though...
Aug 12, 2008

american inguinenty
Who says we don't have a sense of humor? click on URL:  http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/funny.military.htm   good...
Aug 12, 2008

dog for sale
Dog For Sale Actually, he's free to a good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in...
Aug 11, 2008

heads of state at the olympics
Great pictures from the Chinese Daily news of the heads of state with their olympic atheletes.  It's great that so many of them decided to attend this olympics.  (click on url) http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2008-08/11/content_6925737.htm...
Aug 11, 2008

irena
There recently was a death of a 98 year old lady named Irena. During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the  Warsaw Ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an...
Aug 11, 2008

golo monday morning wakeup
It outta be a law, everyone should have to listen to this or something similar before getting out of bed on Monday morning. Have a great day. (click on link)http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe5w0_ray-charles-jerry-lee-lewis...
Aug 11, 2008

i like being older, i hope it lasts a long time
I received this email from a dear friend.  When I read it I knew he must have been reading my mind.  I would have said it the exact same way if I had been thinking about the subject. ...
Aug 10, 2008

john's mistress
John Edwards stood up like a man and said he would be willing to participate in paternity testing to see if his mistress' baby was his.  Today his mistress refused to participate in any testing. ...
Aug 9, 2008

don't laugh doctor
Bob went to the doctor.  Bob told the doctor to please don't laugh when he shows him the problem.  'Of course I won't laugh,' the doctor said. 'I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've...
Aug 9, 2008

chinese daily news
Article from the Chinese Daily News:  Holy politicking, Batman. U.S. presidential candidates John McCain and Barack Obama have unmasked their favorite pop culture icons, including superheroes,...
Aug 9, 2008

vet class (moooo-mooo)
All of us have had aggie friends.  Here's a story about a few.  Hope none of these were your friends.  First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their...
Aug 8, 2008

non-partisan thinking
A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year. Let's assume the next president lives to age 80. Sen. McCain would receive ZERO pension, as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president....
Aug 8, 2008

bubba and jimbo (logic test)
Two rednecks, Jimbo and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar,  drinking beer.  Jimbo turns to Bubba and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow...
Aug 8, 2008

panel recommends changes to military retirement system
by Jim Garamone American Forces Press Service WASHINGTON (AFRNS) -- A panel looking at military compensation has recommended dramatic changes in the military retirement system. The...
Aug 8, 2008

press 1 for english
 click on link: http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=sEJfS1v-fU0 I don't blame immigrants for wanting to come to the US. ...
Aug 7, 2008

a special message for all my dear golo friends
I know some days are rough and I hope this message will inspire you to keep your chin up.No matter what situations life throws at you; no matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem,...
Aug 7, 2008

defective parrot
A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Golly, I wonder what happened to this...
Aug 6, 2008

wisdom of our coaches
          At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any.  Erk Russell / Georgia Southern. ___________________________________________________________  "Football...
Aug 5, 2008

mit solar power report
This report sounds promising:   ScienceDaily (Aug. 1, 2008) — In a revolutionary leap that could transform solar power from a marginal, boutique alternative into a mainstreamenergy...
Aug 5, 2008

a favorite game in florida
It's time to play 'Find the Canadian!' This week's challenge is especially difficult. View the candid photograph and use logic to locate the clues that...
Aug 5, 2008

wral web poll is discrimminatory
WRAL's web poll this week is discrimminatory to retirees.  I don't want to work at all, but it doesn't give me that voting option.  Maybe us retirees don't work but we also don't get overtime,...
Aug 4, 2008

quote of the week from sir charles barkley:
Quote of the week from Sir Charles Barkley:         "Poor People have been voting for Democrats for the...
Aug 4, 2008

men are just naturally happier people
NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other...
Aug 3, 2008

new york times article on internet trolls
click the link for NYT article on internet trolls: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html?_r=1&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&oref=slogin...
Aug 1, 2008

long black hearse
I've been reading some mean spirited blogs this morning and felt we needed something to raise our spirits.  A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him...
Aug 1, 2008

are you smartorstoopid?
Too much drama today.  Try this on for size. click on the link:  http://www.flashbynight.com/test It's a timed test so...
Jul 31, 2008

why i'm voting democrat (tongue in cheek)
I'm voting Democrat because:           -  I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.           - ...
Jul 31, 2008

uss barb, the sub that sank a train
An inspiring story about submariners of WWII.  It's long for a blog but I know some of you will enjoy it. In 1973 an Italian submarine named Enrique Tazzoli was sold for a paltry $100,000...
Jul 31, 2008

games for idle minded friends
Jumping Frogs:  http://www.funstufftosee.com:80/frogleaptest.html  Click on the ball:  ...
Jul 30, 2008

willie, my hero
Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person.  So simple, yet so profound!  Read the words of wisdom from that famous...
Jul 27, 2008

women are just evil!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.  Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.  God works...
Jul 27, 2008

annual physical
77-year-old Morris went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Cohen said, "Morris everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally...
Jul 26, 2008

i think you're the father of one of my kids....
Hey teacher, ever had this happen to you? A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where...
Jul 24, 2008

ramblings of a retireded mind (click on picture)
I retired a couple of years back so don't have much to do anymore except ponder the obvious. I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that people have clipped...
Jul 23, 2008

croaking frogs
A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa. When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grandpa's room. 'Grandpa, Grandpa,'...
Jul 21, 2008

where did all the great comedians go?
If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show...
Jul 20, 2008

different points of view
We all have different points of view of the same subject.  My wife and I were sitting at a table  at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her...
Jul 19, 2008

the real me, nothing to hide
Hello, My name is Garry AKA MOHAWK.  I attended the GOLO birthday party and met a lot of nice people.  I grew up in Southwest Virginia, joined the Air Force out of high school at 17. ...
Jul 17, 2008

a mouse fable
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package... "What food might this...
Jul 9, 2008

walmart out in front of technology again
I know there's a lot of resistance and hard feelings by some of you about WAL-MART.  But you gotta admit, they got just about everything.One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe...
Jul 9, 2008

ancient erection methods
Very interesting and worth watching.  Click on link below: For hundreds, maybe thousands of years, people have been trying to figure out how primitive people could build huge structures such...
Jul 7, 2008

happy independence day everyone
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I...
Jul 4, 2008

home security system
  FROM THE NRA:    HOW TO INSTALL THE NEW HOME SECURITY SYSTEM: 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots 2....
Jul 3, 2008

i like them chicks
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.  The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich,...
Jul 1, 2008

not much to say today
I don't have much to say today, except thank goodness it finally rained here last night.  My friends in Missouri and Illinois are packing sand bags to fight the water  and we're sifting dry...
Jun 30, 2008

guts or balls?
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving...
Jun 26, 2008

red blooded americans and wannabees
Okay you 'red-blooded Americans'.. let's see how you do on this test:    23 out of 30 is considered...
Jun 26, 2008

real friends
I love friends with imagination. ============================= "9-1-1?" "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?"...
Jun 23, 2008

obama's change
Obama finally published a poster on exactly what change he is talking about.  
Jun 23, 2008

a blast from the past
For all you old-timers who can't remember what happened around the time you were born, here's a fun site to take a quick look.  Click on the URL.  When the site comes up just click on the...
Jun 23, 2008

lower gas prices
 Newt has an approach to lower gas prices.  I don't know what you all think of him but I personally believe he is one of the most educated and cool heads we have had in politics. His...
Jun 22, 2008

remember this guy
I never thought I missed him so much until I read these:  'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:We win, they lose.' -Ronald Reagan 'The most terrifying words in the English language...
Jun 22, 2008

gotta keep the motor running?
The marriage of an 80 year old white man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.The attending...
Jun 20, 2008

pharmacuticals
I just heard some great news! A pharmaceutical company announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a...
Jun 19, 2008

some people have no class
Some people have no class. Look at this guy's tie, it is so yesterday!!!
Jun 18, 2008

grammar lesson
On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living down on the Lumby Indian reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for...
Jun 18, 2008

out behind the barn
You all remember what we learned "Out behind the Barn".  Well here's a little barnyard philosophy. ...
Jun 18, 2008

new mexican restaurant
We've got a new Mexican Resturant in town.  I've gone to eat there a couple of times and the food is absolutely great.  I can eat spicy/hot food and usually have jalapenos with my meal. ...
Jun 17, 2008

having phone problems lately?
Having phone problems lately?  Better check the ground. A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the...
Jun 17, 2008

blondes do have more fun
  A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would...
Jun 14, 2008

air cars
 I found a few articles on the compressed air car that are quite interesting.  I guess we need to look at all the alternatives.  Especially since most of our travel and driving is within...
Jun 13, 2008

what she didn't say!
I found this blog post on The Patriot blog site.  It's something to think about. Posted by The Patriot on Thursday, June 12, 2008 12:30:31 PM     A few journalists have...
Jun 13, 2008

hypnotist at the senior citizens center
I was over at the Wake senior citizens center the other night.  It was entertainment night  and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see him do his stuff....
Jun 9, 2008

comeback cop
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine...
Jun 4, 2008

wal-mart saves america
By Jim Jubak I know who can fix our broken health care system -- and who can't:Not presumptive...
May 30, 2008

are you democrat, republican or redneck
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can...
May 30, 2008

dear abby
Dear Abby: I am a 60-year-old woman who is married to a man who acts like he hates me. In public, he pretends he loves me and talks about how wonderful I am. But in private, he shakes...
May 28, 2008

prayer for my golo friends
Prov. 29:25... You never know when God is going to bless you!!Good things happen when you least expect them to !!!! Dear Lord,...
May 28, 2008

are you on medicare?
My father-in-law had prostate surgery. We brought him to the hospital at 7:30 a.m., and he was operated on at eight. We...
May 28, 2008

getting to know john mccain by karl rove
For those of you who don't know John McCain and  want to get to know him better, here's an article in the Wall Street Journal by Rove that will give you a description of the man and what you can expect...
May 27, 2008

what is a veteran?
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve -- is  someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to  'The United States of America,'...
May 26, 2008

speaking from personal experience
Below are selected excerpts from Brigitte Gabriel's speech delivered at the Intelligence Summit in Washington DC.  This lady also spoke at Duke University.  Follow the link at the...
May 25, 2008

how to live your life
I've finally figured out how life should be lived:I want to live my next life backwards…           You start out dead and get that out...
May 25, 2008

setting the stage for obama/clinton ticket
I blogged the paragraph below earlier this morning before the news about Hillary's off handed remark about it not being too late to stay in the race because Robert Kennedy had been assassinated in June...
May 23, 2008

obama/clinton ticket in 08!
I see from all the news stories lately that the Clinton's may be talking an Obama-Clinton ticket.  I hope Obama checks his history lessons and realizes that anyone who has ever dealt with...
May 23, 2008

why men are always the better friends
This story demonstrates whey men are always the best friends to have:  Why men have better friends Friendship between women: A woman didn't come...
May 22, 2008

"the buck stops here!"
Those who were around at the time remember that Harry S. Truman was highly maligned both at home and abroad as the worst President we ever had. After leaving office his reputation was reversed and he...
May 4, 2008

goin to bama
Ok, golo friends, I'm going to Bama tomor to do some conferring with my Bama cousins on this upcomin lection.  Be back bout middle of next week. You all keep it together and don't let anybody...
Apr 23, 2008

senior citizen wins battle of wits
 Don't you just love them old guys!A  Wisconsin senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of a Milwaukee dealership.   Taking off down the road, he floored...
Apr 21, 2008

everybody is just too dang sensitive
Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!“In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk looks...
Apr 20, 2008

medical mystery solved
Medical news Bet you didn't know this: Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the...
Apr 19, 2008

poor bill
Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.One day Bill didn't show up. Sam wasn't concerned;...
Apr 19, 2008

union's are killing the country
FINALLY, SOMEONE IS TELLING IT AS IT IS! Unions are killing this country!  It is not uncommon for as many as 14 to 18 union people to just stand...
Apr 18, 2008

my new job
Gggg...ooo....ooo.....ddddd Friday Morning GOLO! I've found the perfect job during this campaigning season.  It appears to be working fine here in North Carolina. Have a great...
Apr 18, 2008

only two to choose from
How come we choose from over 50 people for Miss America but between only 2 for President of the USA? Why can't we vote NEITHER?  If NEITHER wins, they have to start the whole process...
Apr 17, 2008

if i were bush
If I were Bush, this would be my next speech:  Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans', not doing it this time.  If the polls are any indication,...
Apr 16, 2008

great minds think alike
The Value of a Drink 'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams...
Apr 14, 2008

a billion what?
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to...
Apr 13, 2008

undedfire!!!!!!!!!
Hillary's comments about being underfire are confirmed by the sniper assigned to get her!  Now I hope we can all forgive her. click on link for whole story: http://rangerup.com/raupexinhicl.html...
Apr 11, 2008

city vs county
I have a real question that's baffeled me for years.  What's the deal with all the cities and towns around here that keep expanding outwards by incorporating new land and sub divisions that were...
Apr 10, 2008

the real davinci code
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was...
Apr 10, 2008

birthday calculator
Good morning GOLOers, this should keep you intrigued for a while.  Have a great Monday. Very Interesting.......Birthday  Calendar    It tells you how many hours and how...
Apr 7, 2008

a bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
A man was on the water for his monthly fishing trip.He began his day with an 8 lb. bass on the first cast and a 7 lb. on the second. On the third cast he had just caught his first ever bass over 11 poundswhen...
Apr 6, 2008

disorder in the court
ATTORNEY:   Are you sexually active?  WITNESS:     No, I just lie there.  ____________________________________________________________________  ATTORNEY: ...
Apr 6, 2008

just my dang luck
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?' The woman, feeling a bit of compassion...
Apr 5, 2008

the laws of life
All corollaries of Murphy's Law. ************* &   Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. &...
Apr 4, 2008

2nd opinions
The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your...
Apr 4, 2008

veterans seeking jobs
 For any veteran out there looking for a job.  Looks like the federal gov't is recruiting.  I received this announcement this morning.  Good luck.   The...
Apr 4, 2008

islam
This is a 15 minute movie on Islam.  It is worth watching. http://liveprayer.com/fitna.cfm
Apr 2, 2008

hot off the wire
Just got this schedule Hot off the Wire! 2008 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION SCHEDULE ************************************************ Schedule of Events    7:00 pm ~ Opening...
Apr 1, 2008

gun laws
I'm a hunter and also love to shoot.  I own several hand guns as well as rifles and shotguns.  I have taught my kids to shoot and am now teaching the grandkids.  We have all gone through...
Apr 1, 2008

i called in sick today
  I called my boss this morning and told him that I'm staying home because I'm not feeling well. He asked me what was the matter. In a real weak voice, I told him 'I have...
Mar 31, 2008

the first f/a-22 delivering to langley afb, va.
Use this link:  http://www.bolender.com/Dr.%20Ron/Interesting%20Items/F-22%20Raptor%20arriving%20at%20Langley%20AFB.pps#268,2,Slide...
Mar 30, 2008

question about the bible
Can anyone explain this?  It appears to me that Leviticus 20:13 says a homosexual is an abomination and must be put to death.Lev.18[22]...
Mar 29, 2008

presidential speech
  WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? (If you can read this, thank a...
Mar 29, 2008

judge roy moore (alabama)
Some of you may be wondering what Judge Roy Moore has been doing since he was removed from the bench for refusing to remove the Ten Commandments from his courtroom wall. Please read the poem he wrote. ...
Mar 29, 2008

hillary's big smile
You've all seen the big smile on Hillary's face over the past few months.  I always figured some type of hanky panky was going on.  Here's "POSITIVE PROOF" for all you doubters....
Mar 29, 2008

why, why, why (click on pic for your brain)
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?...
Mar 28, 2008

sr 71 blackbird - a pilot's story
This is a little long, but such a wonderful story.  The writer is the pilot of this incredible airplane describing what it feels like to fly at 80,000 feet and at Mach 3.45 over hostile territory,...
Mar 28, 2008

war stories and fairy tales
Posted by The Patriot on Thursday, March 27, 2008 10:52:28 AM     There’s this old joke told in military circles that goes something like this: What’s the difference in...
Mar 27, 2008

coal to synthetic fuel
 Associated Press  |  March 22, 2008 MALMSTROM AIR FORCE BASE, Mont. - On a wind-swept air base near the Missouri River, the Air Force has launched an ambitious plan to wean itself...
Mar 27, 2008

motorcycle ride
Any GOLO bikers out there?  Tomorrow will be a good day for a bike ride.  I rode about 125 miles this afternoon, from Raleigh to Knightdale to Wilson, down I95 to US 42, back to Clayton then...
Mar 26, 2008

if you can't stand the answer don't ax the question
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE...
Mar 26, 2008

get your nails did!
Next time you go get your hair did, don't forget the nails.  
Mar 26, 2008

socialized medicine?
Yesterday we talked about socialized medicine. Click on URL for CNN story:  http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/25/walmart.insurance.battle/index.html  ...
Mar 26, 2008

world's shortest books
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated...
Mar 25, 2008

support your troops
Support your troops.  Here's a story about one of them. http://oldbluejacket.com/CarlosHathcock.htm
Mar 25, 2008

defense link
Attached link is to the official Defense Department Reports to Congress on progress in Iraq. I urge you to at least pull up the latest (March 2008) report and, if you don't feel like reading...
Mar 23, 2008

iboobs (click to enlarge)
 Good morning golo. Words of Wisdom from an older woman: When I’d been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a...
Mar 22, 2008

lets liven this place up
You think you're getting some tonight? Think again brother! http://s146.photobucket.com/albums/r267/2Bowhunt1/?action=view&current=ROMANTICVALENTINESBALLAD.flv...
Mar 21, 2008

pick me up
My friend John from Madisonville Tennessee is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't...
Mar 21, 2008

thanks to all school teachers
I just don't feel right until I get a golo blog post in for the day.  I know we have a lot of active and retired school teachers out there and I just wanted to say thanks.  I know I must have...
Mar 21, 2008

funny deer story
Got this from a friend in Sierra Vista Arizona.This is an actual letter from someone who writes and farms. . "I had the idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it...
Mar 20, 2008

gao says f-35 costs to hit $1 trillion
WASHINGTON - The cost of buying and operating a new fleet of jet fighters for the U.S. military is nearing $1 trillion, according to a congressional audit that found the program dogged by delays, manufacturing...
Mar 20, 2008

no gap in pay between military and civilians
A new Department of Defense study of military compensation finds no pay gap exists today between service members and civilian peers. But the study, conducted over the last two years, advises Defense...
Mar 20, 2008

americans
 Don't know if this is a true story but it does a good job of defining what I believe is  an American !  (storyline) You...
Mar 19, 2008

church jokes
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"...
Mar 18, 2008

saudi or sowdy
http://www.dotsub.com:80/films/moredemands/index.php?autostart=true&language_setting=en_1618...
Mar 18, 2008

national anthem
 For those who are unaware, the National Anthem is played before every movie in military theaters in the U.S. and abroad. From a Chaplain in Iraq : I recently attended a showing of "Superman...
Mar 18, 2008

no suspects in local murder
Dear Tide, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!...
Mar 17, 2008

the tax rebate and happy st patty's day
I've been seriously pondering the tax rebate.  When I get it I want to spend it to best help my country like it is intended.  The more I think about it I find myself in more of a quandry. ...
Mar 16, 2008

bob hope may 29, 1903 - july 27, 2003
May 29, 1903 - July 27, 2003 ON TURNING 70 'You still chase women, but only downhill'. ON TURNING...
Mar 16, 2008

wake considers taxing pets?
I saw an article on Wake County considering taxing pets.  Does anyone know the precidence behind this or from where an idea like this may have arisen?  Who is going to define a pet? ...
Mar 16, 2008

always wear clean drawers
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only...
Mar 15, 2008

advice from my cajun friend
One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.  We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.  My taxi driver...
Mar 14, 2008

the fbi is hiring
            The FBI had an opening for an assassin.              After all the...
Mar 14, 2008

living the hard life in england
Young GIs stationed in England, living the hard life.  When I was a GI they told me the only difference in the military and the Boy Scouts was the Boy Scouts had adult supervision. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6F42F7R7ss    ...
Mar 13, 2008

pope visits alaska
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the...
Mar 12, 2008

more jokes for my wild irish friends
Into a  Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a ...
Mar 11, 2008

free screen cleaner
 Free screen cleaner for golo users:  Need your screen cleaned?Click on URL below:https://emp.ucsd.edu/swf/screenclean.swf
Mar 11, 2008

barack
Sermon from ATLAH church in Harlem.  http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=khuu-RhOBDU
Mar 11, 2008

to my wild irish friends
Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy.   He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as quietly...
Mar 10, 2008

the scariest video i have seen in a long time
The future of the US Military  This is the scariest 52 seconds of video I have seen in a long, long time. Click the link below.   ...
Mar 9, 2008

up country, book review
Nelson Demille is one of my favorite writers.  When I lived in Illinois I spent most evenings during the Winter reading one of his books.  I still have a stack of them to read.  They’ve...
Mar 6, 2008

the davinci code book review
A few days ago our leader Angela asks a seeming innocuous question about whether we had read any good books lately.  I took the bait and she asked me to do a book review.  About a year ago I...
Mar 5, 2008

mississippi grandmother is witness in court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi  grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the  answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town  prosecuting...
Mar 5, 2008

illegal aliens (click on pic)
Illegal Aliens Cause Massive Cuts For US Seniors December 4, 2007 http://rense.com/general79/seniors.htm I hope the following...
Mar 5, 2008