naughty monkey's blog

so much for the 4:20 special!
  Broadway, N.C. — For the third time in two months, Harnett County deputies have cut down a major marijuana-growing operation, authorities said Friday. The deputies...
Aug 1, 2008

i can't drive, 55!
I Love this car!   http://www.automobilemag.com/reviews/exotic/0606_2007_bugatti_veyron/index.html   One...
Aug 1, 2008

come and get them!
Here ya go Sweet Rose, Mrk and Brooklyn. Fresh hot gizzards. Man are they good!   And, who ever else loves them.
Jul 29, 2008

just being myself, naughty monkey
Click on link to see what I was up to today! The next time, I'm keeping hold onto the gun!   http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=9ba0e585-96ed-4ce6-945c-503abb4e0f85&playlist=videoByTag:tag:viral:ns:Gallery:mk:us:vs:1&from=MSNHP&tab=m137&GT1=42003...
Jul 24, 2008

here ya go ladies!
ALEXANDRIA, Virginia - Ready for the latest in spa pampering? Prepare to dunk your feet in a tank of water and let tiny carp nibble away. Fish pedicures are creating something of a splash in the...
Jul 21, 2008

marines ask wilmington mayor to change bar policy
 A group of Camp Lejeune Marines have sent a letter to Wilmington Mayor Bill Saffo asking him to change a policy that allows downtown bars to refuse entry to service members. The...
Jul 19, 2008

naughty monkey is my name!
OK, it's final, I'm keeping the name I have. Thanks for the honest answer that you have. Love Y'all!
Jul 17, 2008

i'm hungry!
These shrimp looking good, aren't they Lolly?
Jul 13, 2008

who's making the money!
Many Americans are struggling to make ends meet because of $75 and $100 trips to the gas station. Executives at oil companies are getting rich because of those same trips. And what do those CEOs...
Jul 9, 2008

for you, sweet rose
Here's your Sam Elliot! Come get him.
Jul 7, 2008

for my squirrel
FEIST YOUR EYES ON THIS!   Mark Harmon in his younger days.
Jul 4, 2008

what an idea!!!!!!!!
THE JOB = URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!)   I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB......
Jul 4, 2008

got plans for tonight?
Got Beer? I do. I likes my Coors Light.
Jul 3, 2008

here ya go brooklyn
These are fresh fried gizzards. Who all likes them? I sure do.
Jun 27, 2008

kewl name for this bird!
I did not know they had a bird called tit. What a pair.   http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tit_Shortage_of_1776
Jun 23, 2008

where i b!
This is where I B!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuQymMNa-oU
Jun 20, 2008

for: squirrelingdervish
Here's your B-day present. He has a six pack and is waiting on you! Enjoy!
Jun 19, 2008

blogger arrests hit record high
  More bloggers than ever face arrest for exposing human rights abuses or criticising governments, says a report. Sin Elections in China, Pakistan and the US could prompt...
Jun 18, 2008

for eyeswideopen
Here ya go sweety, don't lock me in the cage! At least for now: ) I've been good to Blablah.
Jun 17, 2008

where da parta?
 As Mayor of Gutterville, USA, I declare this bar open!   Come on in and Party. Everyone can bartend. We have pickles, bull rides, pole dancing, skates, jello pool, wet t-shirts,...
Jun 13, 2008

dumb crook news
Iowa man says he planned to compost pot, not smoke The Associated Press IOWA CITY, Iowa -- Police in Iowa say a man caught with a large quantity of marijuana claimed...
Jun 3, 2008

for packy
Don't you love flip flops?    It's time to head on over to the beach and enjoy the moonlight sky. Maybe stroll into a Tiki bar.
May 30, 2008

sin taxes to fund teacher raises, money for mental health
I do not live in N.C., but this is not fair to all of the other State employees. I have noticed for several years the St. Gov has favored the teachers when time comes for a raise. Why are they so bias?...
May 29, 2008

vacation
Here's a pic of me on vac.  We had a good time and met some wonderful people then.
May 29, 2008

to vette!
Here you go Vette.   Looking forward to seeing you all soon.   I will not be on here long. Blah and I are sending our hugs to you all.  Limited access. Take care...
May 28, 2008

boondocks!
Let's all go here.   I feel no shame I'm proud of where I came from I was born and raised in the boondocks One thing I know No matter where I go I keep my heart and soul...
May 22, 2008

rrriiiippppppppp!
Notice how he is pointing to blame some one else for the foul as she walks through it.
May 21, 2008

here's one for u
Who this be?
May 20, 2008

easy one
you know it!
May 19, 2008

just for you!
Well golo friends, Monday is here. A lot of you will need plenty of this to get started with. I tried to keep the sun from coming up to make the weekend last loger, but, I could not. Hope it will be...
May 19, 2008

hey all of you guys
Tell us who was your favorite female actor.
May 15, 2008

don't cha miss those old tv shows?
Here ya go ladies, broads, dames, chicks, and women.
May 14, 2008

don't cha miss those old tv shows?
Here ya go ladies, broads, dames, chicks, and women.
May 14, 2008

george clooney
This is for all those women that likes him.
May 14, 2008

oil is too doggon high
 Crude oil is living up to it's name! CRUDE!   (CBS/AP) Oil rose above $126 a barrel for the first time Friday, bringing its advance this...
May 10, 2008

bull ride?
Here ya go, Blablah, pink, Wife, Sessy, Headlong, 39, Southerenlady, and whoever eles dares to. I got it back working..   http://youtube.com/watch?v=qMH7LykLd0g...
May 9, 2008

just for you!
Alright now gals, come and get you ding d@ng with your cup of beverage.   This is something special for those I know and know me.
May 9, 2008

did some one ask, is it that time yet?
  who cares what time it is, it's always five oclock some where in this world.     http://www.automatedculture.com/sam_elliott/...
May 8, 2008

me so horny!
  Phrynosoma   Here's a Toad thats not really a toad at all! The Phrynosoma, or Horned Lizards, have also been referred to as Horned Toads, Horny Toads,...
May 8, 2008

a little grind with that bump!
Had to add someting nice to all of this Bumping!   http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvimAwIuq-Q&feature=related...
May 7, 2008

party for sweet rose
Are the Pickle 5 ready to party?  Enjoy!
May 7, 2008

new mayor of gutterville usa
Hear ye, hear ye,   I have been proclaimed the MAYOR of GUTTERVILLE by the majority of the residents.   Kcobra, you are hereby hired as the Sheriff to replace me.   Kcobra-...
May 7, 2008

open air bar is open tango
Here you go my friends, have some lemonaid, pickles, mixed drinks, beer, bull rides, pole dancing, roller skating, or just hanging loose.
May 2, 2008

do you like candy?
Amazing what you can do with Laffy Taffy.   Here ya go Sue!
May 2, 2008

uggg, only wednesday.
I'm just trying to get ready for the weekend, and you?   I love Calvin and Hobbes!
Apr 30, 2008

pickle factory
Would any of you ladies like to visit this factory?    Peanut oil 1 quart dill pickles 1 cup buttermilk 2 cups plain cornmeal 1 tablespoon kosher salt, plus more,...
Apr 28, 2008

wb party for kc
Come on in and party a little. KC is in bad need of lap dances. Any one would like to help with that?
Apr 25, 2008

nooooo
We all know already that climate change will affect everything from food prices to cute baby polar bears. But now it's really hitting...
Apr 20, 2008

happy friday
Yeah, I got my cake and want to eat it to.   Hope everyone has a very wonderful and lovely weekend.   From: Naughty Monkey and Blablah
Apr 18, 2008

did some one say, pearls?
How about for a gift?
Apr 17, 2008

happy thirsty thursday!
This Jager is for you Sessy!
Apr 17, 2008

red neck six pack
When I get older, I hope to have one of these! LOL
Apr 14, 2008

men may be dogs but you love us anyway
 http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/couplesandmarriage/articlerb.aspx?cp-documentid=6394922   As...
Apr 13, 2008

baby with two faces
First time I have ever seen like this. Here's the link,   http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24012024/wid/11915773?GT1=31037...
Apr 8, 2008

ready to party?
Put on your skates and have some fun. Bar is open and get what you want. We got the bull and a couple of poles.   The song and video:   http://youtube.com/watch?v=spLsvwDZoEY...
Apr 4, 2008

happy monday!
Hope all of you have a very good day. Here's something that will put a smile on your face.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOgywNHIhU...
Mar 31, 2008

here's one you never herd of
Taken in 1920.
Mar 28, 2008

who is this?
Hint, this was taking in 1926.
Mar 28, 2008

how low can you go?
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxgDkYes3e4   Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans (Jeans) Boots with the fur (With the...
Mar 22, 2008

cannot think of his name!
Does any one know who this person is?
Mar 20, 2008

ah, the power of nature
The power of the tornado that hit Branchville, SC drove a tiny leaf into the side of a warehouse. Hopefully you can see this pic. If not, click link to see pic. http://www.thestate.com/slideshows/gallery/347617-a349599-t3.html...
Mar 19, 2008

here's for those that want a party!
Have fun cause the bar is fully stocked!
Mar 17, 2008

celebrate st. patrick's day with something green
Can't go wrong with Pickles, They are green..   Let's Party!
Mar 15, 2008

here's to a good friend
historians 12th , From the time I've got to know you, you were a very nice guy. I've enjoyed your blogs and the comments you've posted on mine and blas. It's a shame...
Mar 14, 2008

for those pickle lovers
Ingredients: 8 dill pickles -- sliced 1/2 cup flour 1/4 cup beer 1 1/4 tablespoon paprika 1 1/4 tablespoon cayenne 1 1/2 tablespoon black pepper 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons...
Mar 13, 2008

party train has arrived!
As promised, here is the Wednesday evening party for all of you. Come take a ride and enjoy!    See if you can dance like they are on the video.....   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTo7BXlqcHs...
Mar 12, 2008

a new study
Beer is good for you! Click on links to view it.   http://health.msn.com/nutrition/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100197361&GT1=31036...
Mar 11, 2008

next!
Yeah (I like it, ooh...ho...) (I like it, ooh...ho...) I need it, I need it Oh, girl You know very well What you are You’re my sugar thing My chocolate star I’ve...
Mar 9, 2008

where's the party?
I've got a good woman at home Who thinks I do no wrong But sometimes, Lord, she just ain't always around And you know that's when I fall Now I can't help myself at all And I get whiskey...
Mar 7, 2008

blah says i've been bad
Should she spank me?
Mar 6, 2008

tiki bar is open
 I know it's Wednesday, but come on in and have a few cold ones. Also to celebrated Deans Birthday and whom ever eles has one today. The bar is over stocked and waiting on you..
Mar 5, 2008

jet almost crashed
This is one good pilot!   Click to watch video of it.   http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=6761070&ch=4226714&src=news    ...
Mar 3, 2008

we are back, friends
Hello all of our friends. We made it back safely. We also had a good time while in Charleston. It's nice to be back home and to come on here to talk with our friends. We missed y'all.   On...
Mar 2, 2008

happy leap year!
Wishing every one an HAPPY LEAP YEAR!    
Feb 29, 2008

come join the partay at the tiki bar
 I know it's Wednesday, but come on in and have a few cold ones. Also to celebrated Deans Birthday and whom ever eles has one today. The bar is over stocked and waiting on you..
Feb 22, 2008

come on in, tiki bar is open!
I hope you don't mind Yogi. It's Friday! Now release that stress from this weeks hard work.
Feb 22, 2008

do you ever ask yourself why did i get out of bed today? is this all there is to life? and where the hack i left my car keys?
Don't despair; it's not too late to turn your life around! Well, unless you are really old (like 30); in that case I suggest alcohol. If you are still a useful member society (under 30), I gathered...
Feb 20, 2008

think about it!
Next time someone makes you ill, don't just blurr out something. Think about it before you say it. If you don't, it'll be to late to try to take back what you have said, cause you realy ment to say...
Feb 19, 2008

try to live a happy life!
Remeber these five simple rules to be happy: 1-Free your heart from hatred. 2-Free your mind from worries. 3-Live simply. 4-Give more. 5-Excpect less. No...
Feb 19, 2008

this is what sessy & pack where doing last night!
3,6,9 dang dang fine move and sing it to me one mo time Get low, Get low 6x To the window (to da window) to the wall (to da wall) To the sweat right down and fall (fall) To where all...
Feb 16, 2008

instead of sending out individually
Happy Valentien's Day! I hope y'all have a wonderful and safe day today.
Feb 14, 2008

empolyee of the month
Heres the plaque somone was wanting. Just add your pic and name to it and there you have it.
Feb 12, 2008

where's the party?
I'm ready to Get Down..
Feb 8, 2008

how about some red head jokes?
 No use in letting the blonds have all the fun!     What do redheads and razor-wire have in common? Handle both with care.   Seen inscribed on a tombstone:...
Jan 31, 2008

confessional time
Ok, who has one or two or......................
Jan 29, 2008

ready to play catch?
She's ready for the Big Game y'all!
Jan 28, 2008

looking to blow some air?
Check out this Horny truck
Jan 25, 2008