may's mom

new boarder moved in
 This is not a picture of my Topsy Turvey Tomato Planter....but I have one that is similar. We have it hanging on the front porch.... A little brown bird has decided to make her nest in it...she...
Jul. 4, 2009

old fashioned love song
Three Dog Night Old-Fashioned Love Song Just an old-fashioned love song playin' on the radio ...
Apr. 10, 2009

i ate the whole thing!
 My sweet hubby went to Mayflower and got take out. He  brought home a blooming onion for me....I love those things.  And yes I ate the whole thing.  So much for healthy eating. ...
Mar. 28, 2009

topsy turvy upside-down tomato planter
Topsy-Turvy Planter makes it easy to grow tomatoes and vegetables because it eliminates the need for a backyard garden plot, stakes or cages, weeding, soil prep, hole digging, cut worms and in-ground...
Mar. 1, 2009

the purple hat
I received this in a E-mail today...I've read it before...but I think it's worth the post.   IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck (written after she found out...
Feb. 18, 2009

snowflakes in henderson
 JUST NOT RIGHT!!! It's not sticking...it's too warm 38.5 ☺
Feb. 16, 2009

gitarzan
 He's free as the breeze, He's always at ease He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees As he swings through the trees without a trapeze In his B.V.D.'s He's got a union card...
Jan. 31, 2009

singles ad
Got this in a e-mail...
Jan 29, 2009

just a dog
Just a Dog From time to time, people tell me, "lighten up, it's just a dog," or, "that's a lot of money for just a dog."...
Jan 24, 2009

brrrrrrrrrrr
 I just checked in on Yukon John...it says -35   Too cold for me !
Dec 30, 2008

♥♥memories♥♥
 I've taken on a task the past few days...trying to organize photos and such! Man, WHAT A MESS!!  I should be ashamed of myself.  Started out long ago putting dates on back..then I just...
Dec 27, 2008

♥how you know your married ♥
I just got this in an e-mail from my buddy Billy- - we have been friends since we were five.  That makes it 49 yrs!!   Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress,...
Dec 22, 2008

he's so funny!!
 I've been watching his show on TV for about 20 mins now.....he is just so funny.  It does a body good to laugh.      Blue Collar Rides Again....
Dec 21, 2008

this will bring tears to your eyes
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/984203/   I had this sent to me today ....I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face.  I really could see my middle son doing this.....while...
Dec 18, 2008

silver alert issued for duplin county teen
The Silver Alert System Site Search ...
Dec 13, 2008

they've gone too far!!
 I support Rudolph!!
Dec 10, 2008

pies are in the oven
 They are almost done!  I wanted to wish everyone a Happy ☺ Thanksgiving.  We all get wrapped up in our day to day troubles.  I know that I have to remember of all of the...
Nov 27, 2008

need some hot chocolate!!
 The weather says it gonna be 20 Sat Night....I'm so not ready for this!!!    Put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans. And go out to the...
Nov 20, 2008

funny
E-mail from work:    Whether Democrat or Republican, you should get a kick out of this!         A little boy goes to his dad...
Oct 28, 2008

to god from the dog
Got this in an e-mail today   TO:  GOD  FROM: THE DOG   Dear God:  Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?   Why do humans...
Oct 23, 2008

funnies
I received this in an E-mail today From submissions to Readers Digest from doctors & nurses on some of their most embarrassing moments  1. A man comes into the...
Oct 21, 2008

abused dog gets new lease on life
Yesterday, this story was posted about the dog and it was going to be put down.  Stories like this, and the abuse of children just haunt my mind.  I can't understand how people can be so cruel. ...
Oct 16, 2008

do you believe in magic
  It's been a long day...I've mowed the yard, watched sports(football, baseball, and a Nascar race) while watching I've ironed all of hubbies clothes.  Talked to both kids on the phone....
Sep 21, 2008

guess who's coming to dinner?
 Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?  A fawn followed this beagle home -- right through the doggie door -- in  the Bittinger, MD area. The owner came home to find the visitor...
Sep 20, 2008

cat stutter
I got this in an E-mail today:  Cat Stutter   A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.  "Human Beings are the only animals that stutter,"...
Sep 19, 2008

why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't care who you are voting for this is funny! I don't know if this has been posted...I received it in an e-mail today.   BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the  road because...
Sep 9, 2008

trolling
Trolling, trolling, keep them doggies Trolling..Rawhide.... Ever wonder if the troll is the same person that he is trolling? I wonder?? Good Night all.....Thank Hanna for the rain...and...
Sep 6, 2008

leg cramps
. This home remedy mystifies us, but we have heard from many readers like you. The risk of unwrapping a fresh bar of soap and putting it under the bottom sheet where the legs will be is almost zero....
Aug 25, 2008

god bless the usa
This is the song by Lee Greenwood.   I think it says it all.      If tomorrow all the things were gone I’d worked for all my life, And I had to...
Jul 4, 2008

shake, shake, shake
 Dancing Blue Footed Boobies
Jun 30, 2008

stay young with me
  Stay Young With Me!!    We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes  part of who we are!           HOW TO STAY...
Jun 26, 2008

just as i am
The Cowboy.   "Just As I Am" One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church, just before  services were to begin.   Although the...
Jun 23, 2008

endangered missing
Endangered Missing CALEB DOYLE  DOB:...
Jun 22, 2008

sunday's missing children
JAIDA MARIE DAVIS   Case Type: Family Abduction  DOB: Oct 15, 1996 Sex: Female Missing...
Jun 15, 2008

questions ? ?
   1.  Right or Left( handed :o)    2.  Favorite food    3.  Favorite color    4.  Favorite Drink   ...
Jun 13, 2008

a pet's ten commandments.
I was sent this in an E-mail today...of course after I read this I was sitting at my computer crying.... 1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likelyto be painful ...
Jun 9, 2008

sunday's missing child
NATALE BESS DOB:  Oct 15, 1990 Missing:  May 16,...
Jun 8, 2008

chicken chili
Chili Chicken (allrecipies.com)    Can be  served with with grated cheese, sour cream, chopped cilantro and green onions, and flour tortillas on the...
Jun 1, 2008

rudy you are not alone
 This is a likeness of the animal that moved into my yard about 5 months ago!  My name is Peanut and Maysmom lives with me.  I am the princess of the house.  This white animal does...
May 24, 2008

newborn placed in trunk
Gastonia, N.C. — A newborn baby was recovering Saturday after being placed in the trunk of a car in Gastonia, authorities said. Gastonia police said a woman, whose name has not been released,...
May 18, 2008

spring is in the air
 The honeysuckle is blooming.  Magnoilas are flowering. The flowers smell great and are so pretty. Grass is freshly mowed.  The sky is a Carolina Blue..........Life is good.
May 17, 2008

have you seen this child?
TANIA DUQUE DOB:  Mar 30, 1993 Missing:  Sep 3,...
Apr 27, 2008

endangered runaway
JOANNA CANO DOB:  Jul 16, 1993 Missing:  Jan 4,...
Apr 20, 2008

****endangered runaway****
CELENA BEAUCHAMP DOB:  Oct 30, 1993 Missing:  Aug 29, 2007 Height:  5'8" (173 cm) Eyes:...
Apr 13, 2008

****endangered runaway****
CELENA BEAUCHAMP DOB:  Oct 30, 1993 Missing:  Aug 29, 2007 Height:  5'8" (173 cm) Eyes:...
Apr 13, 2008

*****endangered runaway******
  CELENA BEAUCHAMP DOB:  Oct 30, 1993 Missing:  Aug 29, 2007 Height:  5'8" (173 cm) ...
Apr 12, 2008

boyfriend
First Time Sex A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that ...
Mar 15, 2008

apple pie express
Ok....I've never made this.  I got this recipe and a few more from a friends grandmother!  Make it at your own risk! LOL ...
Mar 9, 2008

this one's for the girls
 This should get the ladies minds off of the "drama" This should make you SMILE  and go yummmmy!   Sessy is this the right "Rock"? 
Mar 4, 2008

thank you az dps
DPS officer finds 14 pounds of cocaine in car drive shaft Associated Press Mar. 1, 2008 05:09 PM FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. - Authorities say an Arizona Department...
Mar 2, 2008

the zen of sarcasm
THE ZEN OF SARCASM..... 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just pretty much leave...
Feb 22, 2008

hummmmm
Do you think his tractors sexy ? 
Feb 21, 2008

what next? :o)
 Lolly Look Maybe a New Career! I thought this was interesting:  With Wii bit of technology, surgeons hone their skills Kate Nolan The Arizona...
Jan 19, 2008

paul newman
 Another funny E-mail sent to me.....I can totally relate!    Sometimes  women can get really flustered, now can't  they?  True  story or...
Jan 5, 2008

a blonde's year in review
This  was sent today to me in an E-mail from a Blonde friend:     A Blonde's Year in Review  January  Took new scarf back to store because it was...
Jan 4, 2008

what are you cooking for new years?
Black-eyed peas are traditionally eaten on New Year's Day in the American South and in some other parts of the USA. In some areas, they are served as a starchy side dish, cooked with or without fatback...
Jan 1, 2008

blonde mothers
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are talking about their daughters. The redhead says, " I was going through my daughters drawers, and I found a bottle of beer. I can't believe my daughter drinks."...
Dec 30, 2007

texas two step
This Gatlin Brothers Song.........stuck in my mind.  I hear they will be at the Randy Parton Theatre sometime in June........I'll be there.  I love their harmony!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_zSJt1ll4&feature=related ...
Dec 29, 2007

two beautiful children
 I read the Arizona Republic online, just to keep up with what's going on in the Valley.  I saw this article and I couldn't believe it....just wanted to share.  At least they were found...
Dec 15, 2007

need help for christmas
This was posted yesterday...I thought it needed to be posted again.   the gift of giving ...
Dec 13, 2007

gonna be a bear
In this life I'm a woman.  In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.  When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.  You do nothing but sleep for six months.  I could deal with...
Nov 30, 2007

hit-- squirrel
 No assignment to tough for the GQ Squirrel.   "Gandalf the White"  BRING IT ON! 
Nov 24, 2007

white or wheat?
What kind do you like?  My problem is that I love them all....white,wheat,rye,sourdough.  Raisin Bread, pumpkin bread, Banana Nut, French, Italian. I remember on Saturday's helping Great...
Nov 18, 2007

ohio state loses!
All is not well in our household!  It's not safe to venture into the den....the grumbly old husband that is a die-hard Ohio State fan is in a slightly bad mood....... I love my dog but I...
Nov 10, 2007

anger managment
SOMETIMES WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY WITH SOMEONE IT HELPS TO SIT AND THINK ABOUT THE PROBLEM! 
Nov 7, 2007

the sexy sixties!
 Do You Remember? Blacklights Turtlenecks Troll Dolls Superballs Sea Monkeys Mini Skirts Lava Lamps Hair Ironing (I admit it !) Granny...
Nov 5, 2007

what are you thankful for?
What amazing things are you thankful for?   Of course I'm thankful for my loving husband, my great children, both human and the furry ones!  My grandkids and greatful...
Nov 3, 2007

where do pets come from?
I got this in an E-mail the other day:   A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam and Eve said, "Lord,...
Oct 31, 2007

water, water
How long is water good for..is there an expiration date?  Really, what is the best way to store water.  Everyone is talking about a water shortage.  Can you store water for use..what...
Oct 26, 2007

what's for dinner
 What's your favorite dinner......for a cold, wet, rainy day?
Oct 26, 2007

where's .milky?
Oh where Oh where is .milky been? Oh where oh where can he be? With his little minimilky and his shinny carton, Oh where oh where can he be?   I'm worried about .milky...reports...
Oct 25, 2007

.milky
  I will follow...but I need you to tell me where I am going! 
Oct 19, 2007

thanksgivings coming
What food makes it Thanksgiving for you?  I know growing up my great-grandma always had the traditional Turkey, cornbread stuffing, mashed potatoes,sweet potatoes w/marshmellows, fresh green beans,...
Oct 14, 2007

roasted orange chicken
 You need: Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts Small Jar Orange Marmalade 1-2 Tablespoons Soy Sauce 1 teaspoon Liquid Smoke Pre-heat oven to 400 degreesF.  Coat...
Oct 3, 2007

never lie to mom
 Having Mom to Dinner Brian invited his mother over for dinner.  During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.  Brian's...
Oct 1, 2007

miss beatrice-the church organist
 Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.  She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.  One afternoon the pastor came to call on...
Sep 28, 2007

it's raining in henderson!
 I am so happy that it is raining.......we need it so bad!  My plants are all wilted...but I know it's more important to have drinking water...so I let them wilt.  They should be happy...
Aug 21, 2007