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breaking news!
Dinar With Sarah Palin Sarah Palin...
Nov. 23 9:09 p.m.
11/19 - palin book signing in indiana fiasco
In Case You Missed Her Previous Signing "Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin was in Indiana yesterday...
Nov. 23 8:27 p.m.
the day our world stood still
Memories, Reflections and 46 years Later November...
Nov. 22, 2009
the 'war on christmas' (© bill o'reilly) has begun
One Holiday At A Time... ...
Nov. 22, 2009
samurai cycling!
Ever wonder how sumo wrestlers travel to their matches? click image to Embiggenize, if needed You're welcome. ;-) ...
Nov. 21, 2009
the right to arm bears
And you *think* they are hibernating ...
Nov. 21, 2009
...and stay off his lawn!
Hukt On Fonix Wurkt 4 Me
Nov. 21, 2009
holocaust denier's web site hacked, names released
They Walk Among Us "Self-proclaimed...
Nov. 20, 2009
surgery update
Thanks for the good thoughts and prayers Received a call from my sister in law that my baby brother's surgery...
Nov. 20, 2009
for a golo friend
Never Forget ...
Nov. 19, 2009
say a little prayer tonight
My baby brother, Perry, is going in for surgery in the morning. Doctors say his prostate is about the size of a small grapefruit. Thankfully, tests have shown it is NOT...
Nov. 19, 2009
h1n1 - look at that term, then read on
At a local restaurant today... I was working the customer service counter today at a restaurant when...
Nov. 18, 2009
pay up, deadbeat!
Think He'll Pay Up? To: Bill O’Reilly The O’Reilly...
Nov. 17, 2009
the final verdict on palin's book
Meanwhile in the Palindrome... Over at 96.1 FM this morning, DJ's Salt and Demitri the...
Nov. 17, 2009
if democrat us presidents bow to foreign leaders...
What do Republican US presidents do when meeting foreign leaders? Right! They do NOT bow! Hope this clears things up for you...
Nov. 17, 2009
and if i should die before i wake...
Can You Hear The Prayers Of The Children? The day's events have brought this song to mind....
Nov. 16, 2009
mojo needs a hat
Captain Beefheart's 10 Commandments of Guitar Playing 1. Listen to the birds That’s...
Nov. 16, 2009
bumpity, trolls, and the dreaded...
Protection from 'Number Three' This...
Nov. 16, 2009
troll spotting made easy
How To Speak 'Troll' - 101 1. Point; 2....
Nov. 16, 2009
who launched the financial attack on the usa last year
From 'The Daily What' A handy photo 'proof' of who may have been behind the...
Nov. 16, 2009
press 1 for english, press 2 for espanol, press * for...
...Pig Latin! Eldest...
Nov. 16, 2009
search resumes for little shaniya
FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — The father and aunt of a missing 5-year-old Fayetteville girl made a heartfelt plea for her return Monday, while authorities resumed...
Nov. 16, 2009
drat. monday's coming
Motivation A...
Nov. 15, 2009
mugshot bad hair guy update!
How About A Little Off The Top, Scarecrow? After extensive research on the source of inspiration for the Mugshot Man's bad haircut (and...
Nov. 15, 2009
custom 'art' coffins
"When I Die, I Don't Want No Coffin..." Since I'm opting for cremation, at least I know my loved ones won't try to bury me in something this...
Nov. 15, 2009
mom is not a stripper. honest!
"When I Grow Up, I Want To Be Like Mommy!" Click pic to embiggenize
Nov. 14, 2009
dumbest career move of the week
...and watch that 'Send To All' button While attempting to forward a 'White Pride' email...
Nov. 14, 2009
shameless shout-out for one of my favorite charities
Womenade SOS Sisters Of Servanthood A friend of mine established Womenade Sisters of Servanthood a few years...
Nov. 14, 2009
makes me miss the 'mullet' cut
Mugshot Of The Day (from The Smoking Gun.com) Click...
Nov. 13, 2009
the blixx blogs
I was surprised to see Angela has dug up those blogs I did nearly two years ago about my son, Blixx as a feature on the GOLO home page. I guess I should update them sometime...
Nov. 13, 2009
the forgotten veterans
...on broken radios In...
Nov. 11, 2009
the forgotten veterans
...on broken radios In a recent speech...
Nov. 11, 2009
happy birthday, usmc
Six Minutes of Precision The...
Nov. 10, 2009
the first deportation
According to history, as deduced by Anglican bishop James Ussher in the 1650's in his 'history' book "The Annals of Time" (subtitled,...
Nov. 10, 2009
javajoe: this one's for you
Move Over, George Eastman This very rare...
Nov. 9, 2009
this day in (future) health care history
November 9, 2346 ...
Nov. 9, 2009
casey warns against anti-muslim backlash
"It Would Be A Shame If Our Diversity Became A Casualty" On separate Sunday show appearances, the Army chief of staff...
Nov. 9, 2009
warning: this is a political blog from smorg
Now THIS Is How To Protest A Politician WELLINGTON, New Zealand—A sculpture of a New Zealand...
Nov. 7, 2009
breaking news: grandma did *not* get run over by a reindeer
Or, 'Maybe I Should Have Bought Her A Toy Poodle' --->Video...
Nov. 7, 2009
what's in a name?
Really, What's In A Name? So, the cops in an Indiana city pull over a guy who...
Nov. 6, 2009
jesus christ on a cracker?
Virgin Mary on a Grilled Cheese Sandwich? Remember when John Lennon said the Beatles were more popular than Jesus?...
Nov. 5, 2009
shameless promotional blog of the day - 2nd posting (just cause i can)
How Did He Pull THIS Off?? My son, who wrestles...
Nov. 5, 2009
shameless promotional blog of the day
How Did He Pull THIS Off?? My son, who wrestles...
Nov. 5, 2009
concert night!
Off with ShebaDoll tonight to see and hear Leonard Cohen at the DPAC. Gonna be a fun night! You probably know his music from other people having covered...
Nov. 3, 2009
the coolest political blog of the week (guaranteed!)
Right Wingers, Left Wingers, Lily-Livered Fence Setters, This Blog's For You! 1. Click on the link below. 2. Enter your...
Nov. 2, 2009
such a sweet monday
Why Today Is So Sweet It's the Monday after a weekend Halloween. And that means... HALLOWEEN...
Nov. 2, 2009
monday morning music
A Nice Little Song To Start The Week "I have a sad story to tell you, It...
Nov. 2, 2009
harvey? is that you?
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it. " - Elwood P. Dowd Hit...
Nov. 1, 2009
just in time for caturday
Your Caturday Moment of Zen Cat sounds like a VERY ticked...
Oct. 31, 2009
if you thought *my* costume ideas were bad...
...How about what OctoMom and her babies are wearing for Halloween this year? Click pic to Embiggenize ...
Oct. 31, 2009
smorg's rejected halloween costume ideas
Before settling on your Halloween costume, did you dismiss any other ideas that you came up with? Here's a list of the three ideas for costumes that I had...
Oct. 30, 2009
amazing hockey goal
The 'Oliver Twist' During a 'Mini 1-on-1'...
Oct. 29, 2009
happy happy birthday, humans!
(Lilith Points And Giggles) Oct...
Oct. 28, 2009
an attempt to help understand the mind of the smorg
The Most Influential Song of All Time Most of you know that I play 12-string accoustic guitar...
Oct. 28, 2009
your morning moment of 'awwww'
Do Chimps Grieve? An...
Oct. 28, 2009
"monster" shark in oz
I Think They're Going To Need A Bigger Boat A 'MONSTER' great white shark measuring up to 6 metres...
Oct. 27, 2009
the little mermaid has died
Shiloh Pepin - 'The Little Mermaid' If you've seen the TLC special "The Little...
Oct. 24, 2009
happy birthday, planet earth!
The Hows of Ussher According to history as deduced by Anglican bishop...
Oct. 23, 2009
important public service announcement
Don't Drink and Shop ...
Oct. 22, 2009
best halloween costume ever?
Halloween 2009 Takes It Up A Notch How about Ted Williams' cryogenically frozen head being carried by his headless body?...
Oct. 22, 2009
a true story of airport security
If Only These 'Rent-a-Cops' ...
Oct. 21, 2009
a challenge to airport security
So, this geek goes through airport security... (click pic to Embiggenize) ;-) ...
Oct. 21, 2009
reminded of a song this morning
It Is Well With My Soul Both Sandra's...
Oct. 21, 2009
a different poll about cars
Poll Question of the Day What car would you like to own that was manufactured the year you were born? (please...
Oct. 20, 2009
about that cookie cutter...
They Didn't Think This One Through Okay, anyone who has been around kid's church programs or visited a christian...
Oct. 18, 2009
'cu' later, mag
Study Finds Viagra Works Better Than Having A Horseshoe Magnet In Your...
Oct. 18, 2009
a musical interlude for a gray sunday afternoon
Dancing To A Different Accordian This is not your momma's (or grandma's) Myron Floren. This kid RIPS...
Oct. 18, 2009
useless news observation
Based upon the 'hot' story of the weekend click to Embiggenize
Oct. 17, 2009
conspiracy theorists: please take note
Here's a guy I only recently became aware of in the whirled of conspiracy theories. Yeah, I know about the legendary guys like Jeff Rense and Alex Jones. This guy's name is...
Oct. 16, 2009
why, he even lets them use his bathroom
Ever Hear Of The Civil Rights Act of 1965? By MARY FOSTER, Associated Press Writer NEW ORLEANS –...
Oct. 15, 2009
go on...take a guess
WRAL posted a pic of a theif who stole an ATM card who was caught on camera while using the card. This is the pic you see here (click to Embiggenize). What...
Oct. 11, 2009
by way of clarification (humor)
Dumbing Down the Debates Via Email Joe Cummings over at PopDose.com has a wonderful commentary about how...
Oct. 11, 2009
free mojo!
Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed...
Oct. 11, 2009
one too many
Since it's Saturday night, and there's a lot of drinking about, here's an old video of a guy showing how NOT to take a field breathalyzer test. ...
Oct. 10, 2009
department of defense announces newest navy ship
Navy Names Ship After Civil Rights Activist ...
Oct. 10, 2009
no more commando
October 9, 1951 RKO...
Oct. 9, 2009
a headline made for golo
"One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat and a poisoned curry plot" ...
Oct. 8, 2009
your thursday afternoon public service announcement
Voted 'Best Commercial' in Europe You're gonna love the finish. ;-) ...
Oct. 8, 2009
chuckle of the day: first book of government: psalms 2002
The 43rd Bush (originally posted...
Oct. 8, 2009
mama tried
'Mama Tried' An earlier blog...
Oct. 7, 2009
new bible for morans
Conservatizing The Holy Bible The unintentional comedians of Conservapedia are at it again: this time, they're...
Oct. 6, 2009
fox news reports on current unemployment
"Always Fair and Balanced Reporting" Current figures, including estimates and trends,...
Oct. 4, 2009
bushy-tailed kitty cats
So there I was....just relaxing in front of the TV. And then the girls yelled, "Hey, Grandpa! Come see the kittens!" (click...
Oct. 2, 2009
and the 2009 public health winner is...
Ig Nobel Prizes for 2009 Announced Annals of Improbable Research has announced this...
Oct. 2, 2009
best pastor on earth?
Meet The Almighty Pastor! Calvary Pentecostal Church, Winnepeg, Canada The church with the...
Sep. 30, 2009
clown in space!
A Spaceflight First: Clown In Space! Early this morning, the first clown ever launched...
Sep. 30, 2009
too danged early!
I was asleep before midnight. Woke up at 3:00 a.m. and couldn't get back to sleep. It's Monday. And I have the day off. The first blog posted since I awakened...
Sep. 28, 2009
so, superman is a methodist?
The Religious Affiliation of Super Heroes What do George W Bush (of the X-Presidents) and Superman have in common?...
Sep. 27, 2009
for the women
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, "Oh, crap, she's up!"
Sep. 27, 2009
death watch
'Mourning' Has Broken Watching a church community die,...
Sep. 27, 2009
last day in minneapolis
To the Falls and a Play Today is our last full day here in Minneapolis. It's been a wonderful, fun...
Sep. 25, 2009
michael who?
Beatles Break Chart Records With 9/9/09 Releases On Billboard’s Comprehensive Albums Chart, which includes...
Sep. 24, 2009
meanwhile in minneapolis
NC Weather and Amazing Food Tonight we dined at an Afghani restaurant. The food was amazing! Their lamb dishes are the...
Sep. 23, 2009
i'm leavin' on a jet plane
Getting the last minute packing done before loading the car. We have to leave the house no later than 4:30 a.m. to make our 6:10 a.m. flight to Minneapolis tomorrow. A...
Sep. 18, 2009
on this day in histoy
September...
Sep. 18, 2009
durham bulls win!!!
Your 2009 International League Champions! Our beloved Durham Bulls have swept the Scanton-Wilkes Barre Yankees, Three games to none to take...
Sep. 17, 2009
durham bulls win!!!
Your 2009 International League Champions! Our beloved Durham Bulls have swept the Scanton-Wilkes Barre Yankees, Three games to none to take...
Sep. 17, 2009
i heard the most fearsome words ever today
I had a tough day at work and came home and zonked on the sofa. Sheba came home several hours later and said to me the most fearsome words a husband can hear. "Honey,...
Sep. 17, 2009
new use for a bong?
No Bogarting! Here's a cereal from Chile that seems better suited for a late night snack than for a 'get up and go' treat at breakfast....
Sep. 17, 2009
my god, it's full of stars
I wrote this for some troubled parishoners who are facing having to relocate from their church building soon. There is much emotion involved, as you can imagine....
Sep. 16, 2009
driver crashes suv into cafe
Driver Crashes SUV Into Cafe, Gets Warning Driver is 5 and 1/2 years old Driver is also a dog. ...
Sep. 16, 2009
driver crashes suv into cafe
Driver Crashes SUV Into Cafe, Gets Warning Driver is 5 and 1/2 years old Driver is also a dog. ...
Sep. 16, 2009
houses passes resolution
Okay, as expected, the House passed a resolution of disapproval for Joe Wilson's 'you lie' outburst. That, of course, comes as no surprise to anyone....
Sep. 15, 2009
when satire becomes prophecy
Remember all of those blogs of remberance the other day of the events and effects on us of September 11, 2001? And here we are, just a few days later, and...
Sep. 14, 2009
i know they are bad, but...
The Washington Nationals are a Terrorist Organization? (Well, maybe in Israel) From the Washington Post: Now it...
Sep. 14, 2009
this sounded familiar somehow
"White Trash" Came To Mind I read this definition of 'white trash' recently. I think it's pretty...
Sep. 14, 2009
less than 24 hours later...
You KNEW This Was Coming :-) --->LINK...
Sep. 14, 2009
just a thought
Maybe this will help them decide... Click image to Embiggenize
Sep. 13, 2009
pictures for your viewing pleasure
One carpload of pics of signs and people from this guy's Flickr page of the 9/12 Clown Hall Teabagger Party in D.C. Enjoy them in your own way. ;-) ...
Sep. 13, 2009
job opening
Death Panel Now Hiring! ...
Sep. 13, 2009
how to kiss a woman
Captain James T. Kirk teaches us how to properly kiss a woman. --->Video...
Sep. 12, 2009
pwned!
Meet Your Dumbazz AND Hero of the Day JEFFERSON COUNTY — The Jefferson County sheriff has offered a stern response to...
Sep. 11, 2009
09-11-01 as it happened
"NEWS FLASH: PLANES CRASH INTO WORLD TRADE CENTER, PENTAGON. Our link to CNN works (thanks Metafilter). We have news and pics in comments section, if you have any post...
Sep. 11, 2009
and as god looked down...
A God's-Eye View "The...
Sep. 11, 2009
the phantom chef reveals yet another secret recipe
Smorg's 'Fried' Brussels Sprouts Okay, brussels sprouts are far from a favorite...
Sep. 9, 2009
mcdonald's geniuses come up with the ultimate sandwich
With a Gun to Your Head and Given a Choice: ...
Sep. 9, 2009
brainwashed kids, socialist/communist/nazi/muslim/peaceniks, rant, rave....aaarrrrrggghhh!!!!
Politics You Say? On GOLO? LOLOLOL! Okay, I'm gonna bite and play some 'GOLO Politics' tonight. See that pic there?...
Sep. 8, 2009
is your computer spying upon your children? (consumer alert)
Web-Monitoring Software Gathers Data on Kid Chats Associated Press - Software sold...
Sep. 7, 2009
look at that horse!
"Look At That Horse!" So, you're hawking a digital camera on Home Shopping Network...
Sep. 7, 2009
a jammer for jack
How about this jam session: Keith Richards, Mitch Mitchell, Eric Clapton and John Lennon? ...
Sep. 7, 2009
another ad for modern women
1960's L'eggs Hosiery Ad Women as home decor accessories? Click pic to...
Sep. 6, 2009
a lesson for wives
How To Teach Your Wife To Buy Good Coffee After all, what woman doesn't 'store test' her coffee? This is...
Sep. 6, 2009
another song for special occassions
This is a GREAT song to know... if you're ever asked to sing at your ex's wedding. ;-) ...
Sep. 6, 2009
a trip down memory lane
Who Is It? This photo was taken at a Fan Fest in Las...
Sep. 5, 2009
why baseball is better than football
Your Toronto Blue Jays ...
Sep. 5, 2009
22 seconds of caturday zen
Behold! Cat Versus Aquarium! (because today is Caturday)...
Sep. 5, 2009
trolls and the full moon
In the light of the full moon, GOLO's crack security team has released this photo of a suspected troll tonight. If you recognize this person, please...
Sep. 4, 2009
a 22 second chill out
Behold! Cat Versus Aquarium! (because tomorrow is Caturday) ...
Sep. 4, 2009
reductio ad hitlerum
Godwin's Law With so many references/comparisons...
Sep. 3, 2009
drill, baby! drill!
HUGE Oil Deposit Found Following the mantra of "Drill, baby! DRILL!",...
Sep. 2, 2009
bank of america
Yet Another Reason I Don't Use ...
Aug. 31, 2009
an unjust firing
WOMAN FIRED FOR USING ALL CAPS IN EMAIL TO COWORKERS AN ACCOUNTANT IN NEW ZEALAND, er, I mean, An accountant...
Aug. 31, 2009
outstanding!
An Amazing Perfomance! Sheba and I went with a group from our church to see the Durham...
Aug. 30, 2009
it's caturday!
Your Caturday Moment of Zen
Aug. 29, 2009
on this day in history
August 29, 1966 The Beatles played their last concert at Candlestick...
Aug. 29, 2009
worst ride ever
There's someone out there with a strange sense of humor when designing amusement park rides. Click to embiggen
Aug. 28, 2009
this blog needs your help
Top 10 Reasons You Are Too Old For Facebook I ran across this list online recently. Somehow, I think it needs refinement of a type that...
Aug. 23, 2009
the picture says it all
Your Caturday Moment of Zen Hillbilly with a shotgun tries to kill stray cat, misses, and hits...
Aug. 22, 2009
what the...??
Your Saturday Evening Moment of What The?? Okay, I ran across this picture on a NEWS page. It's NOT a photoshop. What...
Aug. 22, 2009
happy statehood day, hawaii
Happy 50th, Hawaii Today is the 50th anniversary of Hawaii becoming a state. Hawaii,...
Aug. 21, 2009
she winked at me with her what??
Flirt With Your Fanny? The amusingly named Winkers, whose buttock-eyes appear to...
Aug. 21, 2009
a moving story
Please have kleenex handy before reading Snope.com says this is fiction. But, my dear friend Bill, a Vietnam vet who spent 2,757 days...
Aug. 18, 2009
your moment of weird
“There are many ways to be closer to the Lord without trying to be his girlfriend.” (from The Inquisitr) Traditional...
Aug. 17, 2009
computer virus alert!!
AMISH VIRUS You have just received the...
Aug. 16, 2009
all tied up
15 Ways To Tie Your Shoelaces Just for fun, here's a page with nice graphics that show you fifteen different ways to...
Aug. 16, 2009
weather alert!
Cary Fire Department Reports Tornado ON THE GROUND At Cary Parkway/US 1 5:35 pm --->LINK...
Aug. 16, 2009
on the throne, the king did die
August 16, 1948 - Babe Ruth dies of throat cancer August 16,1977 - Elvis Presley dies on his toilet while reading "The...
Aug. 16, 2009
hr 2749 - population control through food?
Paranoia Runs Deep, Into Your Life It Will Creep According to Jaysaun's blog "under our noses", the government is out to engage...
Aug. 16, 2009
using your head...
...to Open a Door? Today's coveted Dumbazz of the Day Award goes to... A...
Aug. 15, 2009
it's caturday!
Just In Time For Caturday: Indy the cat gets his own dinner! ...
Aug. 15, 2009
would-be president ford assassin released
Squeaky Fromme Released From Prison ...and immediately signed with the Philadelphia Eagles. ...
Aug. 14, 2009
squirrel apparently ruined other vacation pics
'Crasher' Squirrel Spotted In Famous Photo Of course, Snopes.com says it's fake... As always, click...
Aug. 14, 2009
squirrel ruins vacation photo
Spotted This On National Geographic: This Month in Photo of the Day: Animals My husband and I were exploring Lake Minnewanka...
Aug. 14, 2009
cc's shadow got nothing on this, baby!
One of North Carolina's Most Visited Tourist Attractions Yes, it's Chimney Rock, NC. Bet it has a bigger shadow, too....
Aug. 13, 2009
chicks with chicks
Most girls wear a corsage to the prom. These girls brought along more chicks. As always, click pic to embiggen ...
Aug. 13, 2009
the fairest of all
The Fairest of All In an especially...
Aug. 13, 2009
your moment of creepiness
Vintage Bread Ad To Give You Nightmares Tonight Apparently cellophane keeps your bread fresher for those demon jelly snack attacks. (you're...
Aug. 12, 2009
who dat??
Who Is This Person? This photo was taken...
Aug. 11, 2009
okay, now they have totally lost their minds
Police Spokesman Confirms That Gun Was Dropped At Dem Congresswoman's Event By Eric Kleefeld...
Aug. 10, 2009
faith, healing, television
God's Biz and Show Biz Let me say that I'm a firm believer...
Aug. 8, 2009
divorce and the dollar store
Why Men Should Always Read Laundry Labels 'nuff said. ;-) Click to embiggen, of course
Aug. 7, 2009
the truth about smorg!
'Burfers' Reveal True Birth Certificate of GOLOer 'Smorgas Of Borg' It...
Aug. 7, 2009
your moment of cool
There's a giant hornet by my window! NOT...
Aug. 6, 2009
that's some mighty fine reporting there, lou...
(From "The State" newspaper, Columbia, SC) "CHARLESTON, S.C. -- Workers excavating an old South Carolina cemetery have uncovered hundreds...
Aug. 6, 2009
today's 'rino of the day award' goes to...
Senator George Voinovich (R-OH) Why does he win the coveted "RINO of the...
Aug. 6, 2009
women freed from n. korean captivity
CBS: "Bill Clinton negotiates release of American journalists from North Korea" NBC: "Journalists released from North Korea" ABC:...
Aug. 5, 2009
wingnuts, birthers and most of all, world net daily fall hook, line and sinker for...
100% Certified FAKE Obama Birth Certificate Falling face first into their obsession of hatred for a non-conservative...
Aug. 3, 2009
astrologer claims 'amazing accuracy' in predictions based upon a tabloid rumor
Sarah and Todd Palin may be on the skids (From: Beliefnet - Astrological Musings) Saturday August 1, 2009 Categories:...
Aug. 1, 2009
chef's corner
Helpful Hint If Cooking For A Crowd At A Campfire ;-) Click pic to embiggen
Aug. 1, 2009
meaningless friday night blog
A Little Name Game Time Killer Sheba received a list with 10 items with these rules in an...
Jul. 31, 2009
not again!
It happened again! Someone slipped me a trick spoon...
Jul. 31, 2009
a british view of usa republicans
"What leadership there is comes from the sort of God fearin', gun-totin', sister-shaggin' sweethearts who screeched "terrorist" and "kill him"...
Jul. 30, 2009
firefighter+gun+dad on bike+3 yr old =
Asheville Firefighter Shoots Cyclist Police say firefighter Charles Diez was...
Jul. 28, 2009
my day is made!
Your Quote Of The Day On GOLO "Maybe...
Jul. 28, 2009
iraq has changed its name...
...To 'Egypt' At...
Jul. 28, 2009
spunky reminded me tonight...
Sad Songs, Mixed Blessings Spunky, your song...
Jul. 27, 2009
it came for outer space
Strangest Airplane Ever? I actually saw one of these on a runway when...
Jul. 26, 2009
worst cover song ever
Well, the Second Worst Anyway About a week ago, I posted a video link to what is, without...
Jul. 26, 2009
a moral dilema
A Moral Quandry You are driving down the...
Jul. 26, 2009
michael jackson was over 3,000 years old
Click pic to Embiggen A bust of an 'Egyptian woman' that was on temporary display at the Field Museum, Chicago last year. And...
Jul. 25, 2009
how do you say 'laxative' in romanian?
Hammer Time! Viorel Firoiu, 48, of Romania claims...
Jul. 25, 2009
yet another meaningless friday night blog
A man hears a knock at his door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later,...
Jul. 24, 2009
coolest one on the street
Coolest Garage Door Ever Take...
Jul. 22, 2009
sadness leaks down tear-stained cheeks
Remembering a Sister We just received some very...
Jul. 22, 2009
please tell me that i don't look like a 60's (or 70's) album cover
Anyone Seen Robert Plant Lately? Looks like more...
Jul. 22, 2009
high-ranking insurance pr flack defects, explains dirty tricks used to fight universal healthcare
ROFL!! Can You BELIEVE This Guy?? (Winger Head Explosions in 3...2....1...) "A...
Jul. 22, 2009
*yawn*
I'm Only Here For The Coffee Click pic to Embiggen
Jul. 22, 2009
lessons from the board
The Easiest Chess Opening For many years, I was a tournament chess...
Jul. 21, 2009
a vietnam pow tells of hearing of an american landing on the moon
Merry Christmas! Smorg...
Jul. 20, 2009
from the best to the...
Worst Cover Song Ever To be honest, if...
Jul. 19, 2009
quotable quotes
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car." The following quotes are actual statements found on...
Jul. 19, 2009
fresh baked cookies anyone?
Best of all, you don't heat up your kitchen! In my day job, I bake sandwich breads. One my favorite sites to visit...
Jul. 19, 2009
an early sunday morning thought
I was thinking about Ernie this week, and this thought and song came to mind. May peace like...
Jul. 19, 2009
a matter of perspective
Anyone seen Robert Plant lately?? Looks like more than the song remains the same... Click...
Jul. 18, 2009
terrorists use suicide wiener to attack home
Giant Wiener Crashes Into House WITI-TV, RACINE - The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got itself into quite a pickle...
Jul. 17, 2009
drug war quiz
"Just Say Know" From those fine folks over...
Jul. 17, 2009
adventures in toy marketing
...
Jul. 17, 2009
new reality show coming?
An Interesting Conversation With Blixx I just had a nice telephone conversation with my son, Blixx,...
Jul. 16, 2009
read this now!!!
The MOST Important News Item You...
Jul. 15, 2009
first pitch
Bush...Obama...Nah, Let's Go With Clinton! Bill Clinton was asked to throw the first pitch at the All-Star...
Jul. 15, 2009
smorg updates the news
Iranian Plane Crash Death Count Expected To Increase At the moment, the Iranian government is stating that 168 people perished in the crash...
Jul. 15, 2009
twenty-three quadrillion dollars
There's a Reason Teens Can't Run For Congress Visa recorded a $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 purchase on Consumerist reader Dale's kid's...
Jul. 15, 2009
mj in heaven
After Michael Jackson died, he found himself in a room with many musical instruments. In walks Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Marvin Gaye, Otis Redding and Gerry Garcia. They go...
Jul. 12, 2009
attention conspiracy fans!
Michael Jackson Death Conspiracy If you picked LaToya Jackson to be the first family member to claim...
Jul. 12, 2009
it's the end of the world as we know it, say golo bloggers
"Fear is the cheapest room in the house. I would like to see you living in better...
Jul. 12, 2009
your most annoying moment of the week
Woman's Laugh Sounds Like Car Horn (I know, you'll hate me in the morning) ...
Jul. 10, 2009
no surgery this time!
Damascus Steel Following a...
Jul. 10, 2009
in honor of nikola tesla's b'day
The Tesla Coil Anti-Theft Device "Can't touch THIS" ;-) As...
Jul. 10, 2009
forty years later...
First Men On The Moon... Buzz...
Jul. 9, 2009
it's not mary; it's not jesus...
It's...Michael Jackson in a Tree Stump?? A family in Stockton, CA says there's an image of Michael Jackson's...
Jul. 9, 2009
history bites
July 9, 1997 Mike...
Jul. 9, 2009
yacht, see!
Whatever Floats Your Boat For your captioning pleasure,...
Jul. 9, 2009
"for whenever i am weak, then i am strong"
Words of Encouragement Several of my friends are going through...
Jul. 7, 2009
united airlines gets paid back in video
United Airlines Breaks Guitars (Yeah, I'd play in his band!) United...
Jul. 7, 2009
confirmed
Gaffney, SC Serial Killer Confirmed Killed in Gastonia, NC GAFFNEY, S.C. — A man suspected of killing five people...
Jul. 6, 2009
oh no! he just found out!
Hitler Finds Out Michael Jackson Is Dead Adolf Hitler is pretty pee'd off to learn that Michael Jackson has died and...
Jul. 5, 2009
divorced??
We all know of some very nasty divorces that have happened to folks we know or know of. Some were announced in strange, even offensive ways. Newt Gingrich having divorce papers...
Jul. 5, 2009
helpful advice on where it is most likely to rain today
Captain Obvious is a Meteorologist I was checking on the weather forecast for...
Jul. 5, 2009
mandatory viewing on the 4th
"Stars and Stripes Forever" As presented by America's own... The...
Jul. 4, 2009
happy fouth!
Food, Fun & Family Today! Whoo Hoo! Today is gonna be a blast! My kids, KJ and...
Jul. 4, 2009
where have you gone, tina fey...
Palin Resigns?? ACK!! And I've already got my Palin 2012 stickers made! Dang! Maybe the Mayans were right. (Click...
Jul. 3, 2009
"the a-holes were small and tasted funny..."
New Ad From Hardee's To introduce their new 'Cinnamon-Sugar...
Jul. 2, 2009
zombie pitchman from tampa??
Back From The Grave? 'New' Billy...
Jul. 2, 2009
behold! the power of duct tape (continued)
Is There Nothing Duct Tape Can't Do? "Duct tape and hot-melt glue guns are proof there IS a God."...
Jul. 2, 2009
behold!
Behold the Power of Duct Tape! "Duct tape and hot-melt glue guns are proof there IS a God."...
Jul. 1, 2009
happy father's day to me!
Fed Ex guy shows up at my door today... So, I sign for the package, not knowing...
Jun. 30, 2009
you mean that's him?? (updated)
Who the heck is this guy?? Your early afternoon challege:...
Jun. 30, 2009
cynthia mckinney has competition
Never Mind The Blog About Bachman Last Night Thanks to our GOLO "always on top of only the most important news" right...
Jun. 29, 2009
bill clinton had sex in the white house!!
What if it was YOUR Daught, er... ...
Jun. 29, 2009
"god hates the world...and all its people"
This is just flat-out SICK Those "God Hates...." whacks at Westboro Baptist Church...
Jun. 28, 2009
car & driver magazine braking test
What Is Worse Than Drinking and Driving? Car & Driver magazine tested and documented four of the most...
Jun. 28, 2009
...lend me your ear
June 28, 1997 Mike Tyson is disqualified...
Jun. 28, 2009
a true american hero has died
And You Think YOU Are Hardcore? BOSTON, June 24 (UPI) -- Dr. Jerri Nielsen, who diagnosed...
Jun. 28, 2009
billy mays ....
Billy Mays Is No Longer Here DEVELOPING: Television pitchman...
Jun. 28, 2009
e. van gogh holyfield
June 28, 1997 Mike Tyson is disqualified...
Jun. 28, 2009
it's caturday!
What You Don't See When Sheba Is On GOLO Pic (click to Embiggen) taken while Sheba was having fun on GOLO. Bigfoot,...
Jun. 27, 2009
helpful advice for guitar players and the people who tolerate them
Did You Remember To Put The Lid Back Down? So, I take out my guitar for some relaxing and playing. As usual, I left the case open after...
Jun. 27, 2009
fox news announces the return of the weekly world news!
"We Have Seen The Weekly World News, And It Is Us!" Remember that far too entertaining tabloid, the Weekly World...
Jun. 27, 2009
smorg and sheba
This pic was taken at a party in Connecticut in November of 1996. This was a little over a year after I met Sheba. And 13 months later, we were married....
Jun. 26, 2009
see, i really do hang out with dwarves
Hanging Out With My Favorite Dwarf Here's a pic of me and my son, Blixx, having a laugh about heaven only knows...
Jun. 26, 2009
golo options
The ONLY Button Missing From Our GOLO Options Click pic to embiggen ;-)
Jun. 26, 2009
for the spunkster
About Those Footprints... Remember when you looked and saw only...
Jun. 26, 2009
items from michael jackson auction
Link is to a slide show of some items from the auction of contents of Michael Jackson's 'Neverland Ranch' in April of this year. The only thing I can say...
Jun. 25, 2009
turn your head and cough
Well, I followed up on my doctor's advice and saw a surgeon today. I had a bad episode late last week with right side, lower abdominal and groin pain. Doctor suspected I have...
Jun. 25, 2009
flies spread disease. i suggest you keep yours closed.
So, Mark Sanford, governor of South Carolina, gets caught in an extramarital affair. Where are his GOLO supporters tonight? Seriously. It's...
Jun. 24, 2009
golo and 'death porn'
GOLO Poll: "Death Porn" - Good or Bad? (from the online Urban Dictionary) 'Death...
Jun. 24, 2009
a bcp prayer before bedtime tonight
(from the Episcopal Book of Common Prayer) A...
Jun. 23, 2009
oh, bother...
A most unusual photo of a half-human, half-Pooh Bear taking a break next to the disembodied head of Minnie Mouse. Captions, anyone? Click...
Jun. 23, 2009
the war shall begin on or shortly after october 9, 2009
NASA moon bombing violates space law & may cause conflict with lunar ET/UFO civilizations The planned ...
Jun. 21, 2009
summer solstice
Sunrise at the Parthenon Today's solstice...
Jun. 21, 2009
remembering the man i want to be when i grow up
Dad, the Great Depression and Day Work (I heard this story many times from my half-siblings...
Jun. 21, 2009
how to get fathers into church on father's day
Church of England To Offer Beer and Bacon To Dads On Father's Day A senior bishop has backed the move, which is part of a Church...
Jun. 21, 2009
father's day blogs?
Just curious.... Any of you planning on posting a Father's Day blog tomorrow? Or are you like me and having a hard time putting one togther that won't be...
Jun. 20, 2009
memo to ad department (r)
Memo To Ad Department: ...
Jun. 20, 2009
memo to ad department
Memo To Ad Department: ...
Jun. 19, 2009
got a light?
It's National Burn A Guitar Day! June...
Jun. 18, 2009
a golo survey
A GOLO Survey Just For Fun What would be the last email you ever sent? What...
Jun. 18, 2009
just a thought to start the day
Turn your face to the sun, ...
Jun. 18, 2009
rise of the clones
Construction Company Wants MORE Copies of the (In)Famous "Barrel Monster" RALEIGH -- Joseph Carnevale didn't...
Jun. 18, 2009
forget nukes. iran masters cloning technology
Can You Spot The Iranian Clones? Via the twitter feeds at #iranelection...
Jun. 17, 2009
your criminal genius of the day
One Should Always Set One's Goals High MIAMI, FL -- Marlon Moore is in federal custody and is scheduled to go before a federal judge on...
Jun. 17, 2009
muppets peddling south american drug to youth of america
Remarkably Violent Muppets Commercials From 1957 to 1961, Jim Henson made 179 commercials for Wilkins Coffee...
Jun. 17, 2009
another republican claims 'victim' status (film at 11)
Meanwhile... in the conservative bastion of South Carolina Today's...
Jun. 16, 2009
rain, rain, go away
Did You Know? The first financial investment expert...
Jun. 16, 2009
the obvious is confirmed
ATF Confirms: ...
Jun. 13, 2009
the legend begins! (repeat)
Monster Begins Internet Legends Tour NC State student Joseph Carnevale's traffic barrel 'monster' has now...
Jun. 13, 2009
the legend begins!
Monster Begins Internet Legends Tour NC State student Joseph Carnevale's traffic barrel 'monster' has now...
Jun. 12, 2009
stunning revelation about michelle obama
Your Quote of the Day "We've...
Jun. 12, 2009
i've got blisters on my fingers!!
Tell Me Again Why I Agreed To This? Those of you acquainted with contemporary Christian music probably know of...
Jun. 11, 2009
"...and justice for all"
(repost from this morning) "In the state of Texas, there isn't a whole lot you can do with somebody like him" Aaron Hart,...
Jun. 11, 2009
"challah at me sometime"
Rabbi Rules On Proper Use Of Cell Phones On the Sabbath By Ultra-Orthodox Jews JERUSALEM, June 10 (UPI) -- A religious ruling...
Jun. 11, 2009
"...and justice for all"
"In the state of Texas, there isn't a whole lot you can do with somebody like him" Aaron Hart, 18, has...
Jun. 11, 2009
this is a test: the battle of the sexes.
Test For The Perfect Husband - 1933 Found in the archives of the Minneapolis Star,...
Jun. 9, 2009
bizarre video
Fish & Chips & Beatles Making for one of the most bizarre vintage Beatles...
Jun. 8, 2009
when the boys have way too much time on their hands
Meet the Mother of All Potato Cannons This one was used to destroy a car! ...
Jun. 7, 2009
a little something for sunday morning
I happened across this online this morning. Oh, how times have changed. ...
Jun. 7, 2009
my favorite conservative
I wish we had a heck of lot more like him, instead of the gas bags that pollute talk radio and cable news. Political punditry could be fun again! Ladies...
Jun. 6, 2009
slow news day
You might not want to look at that picture. I warned you! ;-)
Jun. 6, 2009
the best defense
The Best Defense - NOT Father of man accused of plotting to blow up Jewish...
Jun. 4, 2009
headline of the day
Your Headline of the Day "Missing baby found in Sandwich"...
Jun. 4, 2009
essential video for wanna-be superheroes
Damien Walters' "Parkour" For Wanna-be Super Heroes This guy is just TOO good! Enjoy! ...
Jun. 2, 2009
red ryder goes bad
"It Was Just For Fun" And the winner of today's coveted 'Dumbazz...
Jun. 2, 2009
name game
Here's A Little Name Game To Kill Time Before Monday Morning Mugs Us Sheba received a list with 10 items with these rules in an email....
May. 31, 2009
...and drop out
May 31, 1996 Timothy Leary dies quietly in his sleep, thereby...
May. 31, 2009
pick-the-perp
Can You Pick The Perp? Here's a time killer for you. It's a website of photos of folks arrested (Note:...
May. 30, 2009
it's caturday!
For Your CATurday Ponderings "Five Cats That Look Like Wilford Brimley" ...
May. 30, 2009
so, this drunk has a brilliant idea
And Today's Nominee For A PhD in Alcological Engineering is... So, this drunk goes for a drive at 5:00 a.m., runs off the road...
May. 30, 2009
wait a minute mister, i didn't even kiss her
Yeah, This Should End Well Tennessee's governor today vetoed a bill that passed in the Tennessee legislature,...
May. 29, 2009
gettysburg museum unveils new obama wax sculpture
Apparently, they've been had Click on the link at the end of this post (it will open in a new window). Take...
May. 29, 2009
storms heading our way?
Spoke with relatives in Gastonia (near Charlotte). Some very strong storms have moved through there in the past two hours. High winds, lightning, and rain...
May. 28, 2009
this just made me giggle :-)
Yeah, it's an Obama/Bush cartoon. Reminded me of the mandatory "desk check" on your first day of a new school year. :-)...
May. 28, 2009
finally! a newspaper that asks the hard-hitting questions!
The Question Never Asked! (please don't read anything political into this posting just because the source...
May. 28, 2009
hmm....
Sound familiar?
May. 27, 2009
obama's nominee
Right Wing MIA On SCOTUS Nominee Since neither TownHall.com, Rush, Hannity, FoxNews, Michelle Malkin...
May. 26, 2009
the turning away
(originally posted April 16, 2008) “This clipping from the paper shows us young and strong and clean…” ...
May. 25, 2009
the epiphany of the smorg
Have you ever wondered what being in church with Smorg is like? The other morning, I was reading...
May. 24, 2009
lightbearers
Light Bearers Wanted "The...
May. 24, 2009
lightbearers
Light Bearers Wanted "The world is just the way it is. The economy is just as it should be....
May. 24, 2009
grocery bag danger
Study Says Reusable Grocery Bags Are Dangerous People who use reusable grocery bags are in danger of exposure to a variety of dangerous...
May. 24, 2009
sweet songs never last too long on broken radios...
"I knew a lot of Sam Stones" - John Prine "If God has a favorite...
May. 23, 2009
ssn-589
A Close Call An uncle...
May. 22, 2009
smokin' in the boys room
A Brief History of Weed Nice promo video from Showtime Try not to inhale,...
May. 21, 2009
save the bears!
Obama, Dems Do What the GOP Couldn't Even when they were the majority party, the GOP couldn't get legislation passed allowing guns to be...
May. 21, 2009
they're serious this time!
A Sight To Behold At Lunchtime I had lunch at Arby's on North Harrison in Cary just a little while ago. I looked out the window to...
May. 21, 2009
it took them half a century, but they found me
"The fate of all mankind, I fear, is in...
May. 17, 2009
important news item
Given as how GOLO bloggers/commenters are always striving to be up to date with the latest and most important news... This is possibly the most important...
May. 17, 2009
i want this t-shirt!
It would be fun to wear to the July 4th fireworks show at Regency Park, don't you think?
May. 15, 2009
it begs for a caption
A Polish photographer has spent the past four years photographing drunken partiers in England. Among his photos is this sharp dressed man, for your captioning pleasure tonight. More...
May. 15, 2009
wow!
Amazing image of the space shuttle approaching the Hubble Space Telescope. Photo taken through a ground based telescope with the sun as background. Image...
May. 14, 2009
conservative newspaper, er, 'makes a mistake'
Washington Moonie Times (from Gawker.com) "Since...
May. 14, 2009
craving a late night snack
It's Okay. It's Fried In Canola Oil At Mother's Federal Grill in Maryland, you can have one of these monster burgers....
May. 13, 2009
fda warns of new drug danger
(I really wish this was satire, but you can't make up stuff like this, folks) US FDA Warns Cheerios...
May. 13, 2009
i love my mom because....
For Mother's Day How about a little GOLO comments survey today? Fill-in...
May. 10, 2009
i love my mom because....
For Mother's Day How about a little GOLO comments survey today? Fill-in the blank: "I...
May. 10, 2009
yet another worst album cover
Worst Album Covers EVER Submitted for your dining and dancing pleasure, yet...
May. 9, 2009
breaking news
Drew Peterson Arrested For Murder of Third...
May. 7, 2009
the silence of the chat
What's up with GOLO Chat? It's not been 'open' for two days now. Did someone forget and leave the seat up?
May. 5, 2009
in case you didn't know, today is star wars day
"May The Fourth Be With You"
May. 4, 2009
h1n1-mexican-bird-swine-human-zombie influenza virus etiquette
Once The Panic Takes Hold CNN features couples kissing with paper masks to prevent swine...
May. 3, 2009
rigorous mapping of ridiculous data
Guess Which Part Of America Has...
May. 3, 2009
william shatner! william shatner! william shatner!
Shatnerquake! As if the world needs more William Shatner. ...
May. 2, 2009
first micrographs of h1n1
Pictures of the H1N1 Virus The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta today released...
May. 2, 2009
new peta spokesman
Michael Vick In Talks To Become PETA Spokesman In...
May. 1, 2009
jesus wept, offers a facepalm
Survey: The more you go to church, the more likely you are to support torture WASHINGTON (CNN) --...
Apr. 30, 2009
things that make you go "what the ???"
Just When I Thought I'd Seen It All Abomination or the greatest food invention ever...? From "Sweet...
Apr. 30, 2009
rep. jim inhofe says gop on the comeback
Inhofe: Specter's Switch Is "First Visible Evidence" Of GOP Comeback! By Eric Kleefeld - April 29, 2009, 2:19PM Now...
Apr. 30, 2009
little billie fell in the well...
Billie Jean's Theme On this day in 1981, Marilyn Barnett publicly alleged that she had a lesbian...
Apr. 29, 2009
golo chat is open
GOLO Chat is Open Come on over and kill some time. Note:...
Apr. 27, 2009
in the beginning...was a disagreement
Happy Birthday, Planet Earth! ...
Apr. 27, 2009
why we are not all gonna die from the mexican flu
How Mass Media Try To Pass 'Carp' Off As News by Drew Curtis at 2009-04-27 02:28:07 PM, edited 2009-04-27 02:41:54 PM...
Apr. 27, 2009
"resolution opposing the hate america anti-christian open borders cabal"
Mike Huckabee Inconsolable...? Orem » Utah County Republicans defeated a resolution opposing well-heeled...
Apr. 26, 2009
meanwhile, at the dumpster...
See? I Told You She Was Trash A man and a woman were caught making love (if you can call it that) in a dumpster ...
Apr. 25, 2009
make sure everyone is in on the joke, boss
How To Earn The Coveted "Dumbazz Of The Day" Award An employee...
Apr. 25, 2009
the hand of god - bidding begins at $100
The 'Hand of God' for Sale COEUR D'ALENE, IDAHO - A C-note is the minimum bid that Paul Grayhek...
Apr. 25, 2009
an obituary of note
Somehow, I don't think I want mine to read like this... Obituary Chuck P. Dimmick Dimmick,...
Apr. 24, 2009
the economy is really getting tough
You know that times are tough when...
Apr. 24, 2009
why i hate star trek
Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek (this blog, which I only wish I had written, appeared May 10, 2003 at happyfunpundit.com. It's...
Apr. 23, 2009
that's easy for *you* to say!
Chargoggagoggmanchauggago-ggchaubunagungamaugg Officials in the US have discovered spelling mistakes in signs to a beauty...
Apr. 23, 2009
so, this guy rips off the sheikh for $5,000...
Caution: Disturbing Video Content! Police in Uniform Join In as Victim Is Whipped, Beaten, Electrocuted, Run Over by SUV...
Apr. 23, 2009
johnston - palin, yadda yadda
Like a country music song, the Levi Johnston - Bristol Palin saga continues. This time over what may be a legal dispute for visitation rights. Click the link below if you like...
Apr. 23, 2009
txt 2 god@hvn
If Jesus Had An i-Phone The Lord's Prayer is possibly the best known passage in the Christian bible....
Apr. 23, 2009
in celebration, for my friend jackadoo
(a blog I orignially posted in February of 2008) Resurrection “My...
Apr. 22, 2009
behold!
Behold! The Master Race! A state judge today found an alleged Ku Klux Klan member...
Apr. 22, 2009
bad logo
Worst Logo Ever? Submitted for your ponderings, this 1973 logo design for the Catholic...
Apr. 22, 2009
illegal aleins in my back yard
Why I Believe One day, I looked out the...
Apr. 21, 2009
"...and the spoon for up my nose"
The Greatest Disco Song EVER Don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song One of my legs is shorter...
Apr. 20, 2009
another nerd joke :-)
Engineering An Affair An architect, an artist and an engineer...
Apr. 19, 2009
epic fail
Epic DWI FAIL Do NOT do what this guy did if being administered...
Apr. 19, 2009
upset the morality cops!
Sing It Loud! ...
Apr. 17, 2009
caption time!
It's Friday Night! Enough politics for one week! Caption this Chinese Leopard kitten!
Apr. 17, 2009
yet another worst album cover
Worst Album Covers EVER Submitted for your dining and dancing pleasure, not necessarily a 'worst' album...
Apr. 17, 2009
it's just weird...
Send My Wake County Tax Bill ...To Charlotte?? It...
Apr. 17, 2009
yet another worst album cover
Worst Album Covers EVER Submitted for your dining and dancing pleasure, our next installment in...
Apr. 16, 2009
the greatest finale
The Greatest SitCom Finale ...
Apr. 13, 2009
begging the question...
An atheist has won the right to have his baptism removed from Church of England records after claiming he was too young to give his consent to the ceremony. Which...
Apr. 13, 2009
your turn to be the judge
The Role of Compassion ...
Apr. 12, 2009
caption this!
In Case You're Bored Tonight Caption this woman trying to win a Darwin Award ;-) (Note: photo from a news item about...
Apr. 11, 2009
south carolina news: the real comedy central
Regional News Briefs From South Carolina Too many stories here to pick just one. So, here's the listing of the stories, details all conveniently...
Apr. 11, 2009
pause....for just a moment now
It is 3:00 p.m.... ...the ninth...
Apr. 10, 2009
for those leaving for the weekend...
Have a Happy, Happy Easter! And drive safe!
Apr. 9, 2009
just a thought before bedtime...
A Thought Before Bedtime A...
Apr. 6, 2009
anyone watching 'house'?
Are you watching 'House' ?? I'm a 'House' junkie. Tonight's episode, shortly after the opening, was the discovery that Dr. Kutner (the Indian...
Apr. 6, 2009
the truth about easter eggs
Are Your Children Playing With...
Apr. 6, 2009
an empty garden
So many old songs have taken on new meanings for us with the passing of our friend "Studley". The words below are from a song Elton John wrote shortly after the death of his dear...
Apr. 6, 2009
remembering a friend
A Reflection for Polar Bear Don't cry because it's over; Smile...
Apr. 6, 2009
smorg: good-bye golo - update
***UPDATE*** ...
Apr. 1, 2009
rope tricks
String Theory Cats are wonderful creatures. I’ve learned a lot about life...
Mar. 31, 2009
yet another worst album cover
Worst Album Covers EVER Submitted for your dining and dancing pleasure, our next installment in...
Mar. 31, 2009
three family members charged in dog dispute
From That Mug Shot, All I Can Say Is "Poor Dog!" Maryland State Police say stolen dog triggered...
Mar. 30, 2009
digesting reader's digest, supporting our troops
Support Our Troops With Cheap, Plastic, Patriotic Car Magnets Made In Communist Red China "And I stuck...
Mar. 30, 2009
yet another worst album cover
Worst Album Covers EVER Submitted for your dining and dancing pleasure, our next installment in...
Mar. 29, 2009
yet another worst album cover
Worst Album Covers EVER Submitted for your dining and dancing pleasure, our next installment in...
Mar. 29, 2009
keeping christ in christmas
March 28, year 0 According to Des Pascha Comutus, written in...
Mar. 28, 2009
worst album covers
Worst Album Covers EVER Submitted for your dining and dancing pleasure, a periodic, yet irregular blog of some...
Mar. 28, 2009
slap chop!
...and he was saying 'Sham OW!' too From The Smoking Gun.com MARCH 27--Meet Vince...
Mar. 27, 2009
there's got to be a word for people who think like this...
Epic *FAIL* "It makes no sense to store oil at...
Mar. 25, 2009
town of cary turned me down
Traffic Lights Improvement I thought it was a brilliant idea... But,...
Mar. 25, 2009
bet you didn't know of this tax deduction
A Little Known Tax Deduction Topic 357 - Tax Information...
Mar. 25, 2009
in memorium
The World's Greatest Cat 'Harlequin' ('Harley') ...
Mar. 24, 2009
of cats, cooks and comfort
Harlequin on a Heating Pad The world's greatest cat, Harley (Harlequin) is feeling rather poorly the last...
Mar. 23, 2009
please please me
...and the world was never the same again March 22, 1963 Parlophone Records After playing...
Mar. 22, 2009
happy birthday, capt. kirk
March 22, 1931 - The Great Actor, William Shatner Born And in his honor, fellow Canadien Maurice LaMarche (voice of "The...
Mar. 22, 2009
shopping in texas
You Know You're Shopping In Texas If... --->Video...
Mar. 21, 2009
what if i say 'pretty please', god?
Answers Those of us who are people...
Mar. 20, 2009
the smoking gun's mug shots of the week
Dobby Arrested?? As I was looking at the Mug Shots of the Week on The...
Mar. 20, 2009
the most useless political blog post of the day
Adding Yet Another Meaningless Political Blog For Those Who Don't Like College Basketball Since it seems...
Mar. 20, 2009
british pub bomb scare
Police Bomb Squad Closes British Pub After Discovery of ... (are you ready for...
Mar. 19, 2009
peter, paul and mary
Peter, Paul & Mary Retrospective Watching a retrospective on the career of legendary folk group Peter, Paul & Mary...
Mar. 18, 2009
heavy metal monk
This Monk ROCKS! Cesare Bonizzi is a Capuchin monk who sings in a heavy metal...
Mar. 18, 2009
just for fun today - part 10
Look-Alikes X For your late afternoon look alikes ponderings, we present a young...
Mar. 18, 2009
just for fun today - part 9
Look-Alikes IX Submitted for your early afternoon ponderings, we now present Dr....
Mar. 18, 2009
sleeper sofa - free
Know anyone that needs a sleeper sofa? We have a full-size, but old, sleeper sofa that's available to anyone that has a need...
Mar. 18, 2009
just for fun today - part 8
Look-Alikes VIII Our lunchtime look-alike pondering features Iranian President Mohammad...
Mar. 18, 2009
just for fun today - part 7
Look-Alikes VII The latest installment for your ponderings: Ayatollah Khomeini (left)...
Mar. 18, 2009
just for fun today...signs of spring
A 'Signs of Spring' Look-Alike
Mar. 18, 2009
just for fun today - part 6
Look-Alikes VI This morning's next entry for your look-alikes pondering is the late...
Mar. 18, 2009
just for fun today - part 5
Look-Alikes V Presented for your morning's ponderings are Mister Drummond from'Diff'rent...
Mar. 18, 2009
just for fun today - part 4
Look-Alikes IV Submitted for your approval, author Salmon Rushdie and...
Mar. 17, 2009
just for fun today - part 3
Look-Alikes III The third installment of Look-Alikes today is 'Artists'....
Mar. 17, 2009
just for fun today - part 2
Look-Alikes II Submitted for your consideration, today's second look-alike installment...
Mar. 17, 2009
yet another st. patrick's day joke
A Classic St. Patrick's Day Joke from Minnesota In Minnesota are a lot of people of Norwegian descent. They claim the following is a...
Mar. 17, 2009
just for fun today
Look-Alikes Just for fun today, since I'm home trying to shake off a flu-like bug, I'll...
Mar. 17, 2009
too close to home
High Point Youth Pastor Facing More Charges 19 Additional Sex Charges Leveled Against Ben Caldwell, Police Say My...
Mar. 15, 2009
my brother's keeper
My Brother's Keeper ...
Mar. 15, 2009
copping a buzz?
Just Cuttin' Up in the Bedroom Maryland State Police airlifted the...
Mar. 14, 2009
it's not charity, it's bad timing
Kellogg's Donates Thousands of Boxes of Cereal to Food Banks San Francisco (AP) San Francisco Food...
Mar. 13, 2009
oh, nose...
"I have lost my nose," she told the officer and was only able to locate it after he gave her more detailed instructions... CRESTVIEW...
Mar. 13, 2009
she didn't get much sleep last night...
Good morning, Lolly. More coffee...? ;-)
Mar. 13, 2009
messin' with messiah
Re-worked Bush Joke Brings End to Favored Right-Wing Blog Term Search on for new, more creative terminology expected to take decades. A...
Mar. 12, 2009
it seemed like a good idea at the time...
Religion, Belief and the Trouble With Trying to Legislate Them Submitted for your consideration,...
Mar. 9, 2009
breast cancer treatment breackthrough - ta-ta's!
Saving Second Base ! HONG KONG (Reuters) -...
Mar. 8, 2009
evangelizing
Have A Seat In The Comfy Chair A barber had experienced a profound religious...
Mar. 8, 2009
expert marriage advice
Expert Marriage Advice Below are a collection of wise words on how to...
Mar. 8, 2009
your word of the day
Today's Word of the Day Is: ...
Mar. 6, 2009
there's just something about waffle house...
Open 24 Hours A Day and You Get Interesting Clientele There's something special about a Waffle House restaurant....
Mar. 6, 2009
things that make you go hmmm...
Porn In The USA: Conservative States Are Biggest Consumers "A study by a Harvard Business School professor shows that...
Mar. 6, 2009
meet joe the barber
And the winner of today's coveted "Wingnut Moron Without A Clue" Award goes to... A retired barber named...
Mar. 4, 2009
newspaper committing suicide
Possibly the Stupidest Newspaper Poll Question EVER "Is marrying a serial killer a good idea?" ADD...
Mar. 4, 2009
smorg's saturday night performance (repost)
The Last Thing On My Mind Saturday night,...
Mar. 3, 2009
happy square root day!
03-03-09 ...
Mar. 3, 2009
bedtime prayers
Sweet Dreams A rabbi was talking to a...
Mar. 1, 2009
smorg in concert: report of the performance
The Last Thing On My Mind Saturday night,...
Mar. 1, 2009
breaking builder24car's boredom
So, it was raining and this blonde went out in her SUV... (Caption's anyone?)
Mar. 1, 2009
nfl players missing at sea
Former NC State/Detroit Lions Player Corey Smith On Board DETROIT -- The U.S. Coast Guard is searching the Gulf of Mexico...
Mar. 1, 2009
grandma's bible lesson for hippies and other sheepish sinners
We Come In Peace – Shoot To Kill I've heard...
Mar. 1, 2009
nws forecast update - 12:55 p.m.
Hazardous...
Mar. 1, 2009
national weather service 5:30 a.m. forecast
Hazardous...
Mar. 1, 2009
breaking news: paul is dead
Just Breaking on the news services... Legendary Broadcaster Paul Harvey Has Died A...
Feb. 28, 2009
packing up the guitar and heading out..
"This Is No Place For Babies In Winter" Time to head to the church for the Appalachia Service Project fund raiser...
Feb. 28, 2009
somebody stop me!
Retailers Baffled By Sudden Demand For Earplugs In Apex One of the rarest occurances...
Feb. 28, 2009
breaking news for steve crisp
Somebody Find Steve Crisp! QUICK! From this display in a Washington, DC area CVS, Heath Bars, Hershey's Bars and, most importantly,...
Feb. 27, 2009
txt 2 god@hvn
If Jesus Had An i-Phone The Lord's Prayer is possibly the best known passage in the Christian...
Feb. 26, 2009
and i still don't know why they won't hire me as a headline writer
Your Headline of the Week from the Minneapolis Star-Tribune "Deputy...
Feb. 25, 2009
ash wednesday
"Remember that you are dust, and to dust you shall return" Ash Wednesday is the beginning of Lent, a time of repentance. ...
Feb. 25, 2009
"with god as my witness, i thought turkeys could fly!"
Lines That Give You The Giggles Here's a line from 'Star Wars' that always cracks me up when I remember it: During...
Feb. 23, 2009
the next voice you hear
The Next Voice You Hear I...
Feb. 23, 2009
the next voice you hear
The Next Voice You Hear I have heard people...
Feb. 22, 2009
also on this day in history...
Feb 21 1972 President Richard M. Nixon visits Red China,...
Feb. 21, 2009
why the irish are the best cops
The Illusive Mr Prawo Jazdy Details of how police...
Feb. 21, 2009
ny post in racism row
NY Post Cartoon Portrays Chimp Being Shot By Police At first glance, the main editorial cartoon in...
Feb. 19, 2009
shock...no awe (repost)
Sheba called with disturbing news --->LINK:...
Feb. 19, 2009
shock....no awe (repost)
Sheba called with disturbing news I'm without words at the moment. A co-woker at the...
Feb. 19, 2009
shock....no awe (repost)
Sheba called with disturbing news I'm without words at the moment. A co-woker at the...
Feb. 19, 2009
shock....no awe (updated)
Sheba just called with disturbing news I'm without words at the moment. A co-woker at the corporate...
Feb. 19, 2009
chat rooms, boredom and why ain't i asleep?
GOLO Chat is OPEN Dangit! I took a nap today. Nobody's in chat. Come on over and bore me to sleep, will ya? ...
Feb. 17, 2009
now she only needs one dress...
A dress that can be worn in more than 100 different ways has been hailed as the ultimate 'credit crunch outfit' by fashion experts. The...
Feb. 17, 2009
keeping the courts on their toes the old fashioned way
The King of Frivolous Lawsuits: Meet Johathan Lee Riches Since...
Feb. 16, 2009
grand old socialism
In Honor of Sen. Lindsey Graham and Rep. Peter King, bastions of fiscal conservatism thru nationalisation of the banks in the USA.... Here is a little reminder...
Feb. 15, 2009
the world won't mind...
A Good Laugh "...
Feb. 15, 2009
american justice
Justice In America For those of you keeping...
Feb. 15, 2009
ben & jerry's new ice cream flavor
Ben & Jerry's Announces New Ice Cream Flavor Name The votes are in, and Ben & Jerry's has announced that the flavor name in honor...
Feb. 14, 2009
message from blixx
Special Message To GOLO From 'Blixx' Blixx has told me that he and the Micro Wrestling Federation show will be in Raleigh in...
Feb. 14, 2009
you can't make up stuff like this!
San Francisco's Favorite Mascot Returns It's eight feet tall... ...and it ain't no pickle. ;-) (actually,...
Feb. 13, 2009
(eye bleach not included)
Human Clown Car... ...that produced eight babies at once had this photo taken eight days before giving...
Feb. 13, 2009
fifteen years ago...
The Economic Bailout Explained By Calvin... ...15 Years Ago ...
Feb. 11, 2009
i could build me a castle of memories...
Clay Pigeons I'm goin' down to the Greyhound...
Feb. 11, 2009
as the second anniversary appraoches...
Resurrection “My name...
Feb. 10, 2009
when ad placements go bad
Presenting Your Unintentionally Funny Ad Placement Of The Day (snicker) ...
Feb. 10, 2009
grandma's bible lesson for hippies and other sheepish sinners
We Come In Peace – Shoot To Kill I've heard...
Feb. 9, 2009
grandma's bible lesson for hippies and other sheepish sinners
We Come In Peace – Shoot To Kill The...
Feb. 9, 2009
severe shortage of twinkies, doritos reported in toronto
"Somebody's gotta go back into town and bring back a shiite-load of Cheetos!" (apologies to Slim Pickens) "Toronto...
Feb. 8, 2009
i'll be out of here in a second...
Zero-to-Sixty MPH in One Second (and it's street-legal) Going from...
Feb. 8, 2009
what they see is what you are
Life By Example ...
Feb. 8, 2009
meanwhile, in mississippi...
Things That Make You Say, "Hmmm..." Mississippi police say black football star shot himself with a shotgun... Despite the fact that his...
Feb. 7, 2009
the funniest short article you'll read all weekend
Keep In Mind, They Stole This From A Wal-Mart... Clark County, Washington...
Feb. 7, 2009
there is no one better
There Is No One Better "During my second year of nursing school our professor...
Feb. 4, 2009
there is no one better
There Is No One Better "During my second year...
Feb. 3, 2009
official golo super bowl commercials comments thread
Official GOLO Super Bowl XLIII Commercials Comments Blog Okay, kick-off is around 6:20 pm. So, I'm opening this blog for your comments on...
Feb. 1, 2009
...and goodwill for all men
And Your Fashion Designer Dresses You Funny! A model displays a creation as part of Vivienne Westwood’s...
Feb. 1, 2009
michael phelps returns!
An Exclusive from The Onion ORLANDO—Fourteen-time Olympic gold medalist...
Feb. 1, 2009
sixteen minutes...
Sixteen Minutes… Early yesterday morning,...
Feb. 1, 2009
what kind of water? german, eh?
German Asse water probably not safe to drink. (just so you know) Germany’s Federal Office for Radiation...
Jan. 31, 2009
blooper!
Best....News Blooper....Ever....? --->LINK
Jan. 31, 2009
it's not caturday, but...
What the heck? Your early 'Caturday' photo caption offering for the weekend. What's that cat saying to the Pope?
Jan. 30, 2009
childhood's end
"It Blowed Up, Daddy" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* ...
Jan 28, 2009
childhood's end
"It Blowed Up, Daddy" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* ...
Jan 28, 2009
caylee 'sunshine' doll update
Company Suspends Sales of Caylee Anthony 'Sunshine' Doll (follow-up to news item I posted last night on GOLO ...
Jan 27, 2009
remembering my heroes
In Quiet Reflection... Please, take a moment sometime today, with me. In silence, count off...
Jan 27, 2009
remembering my heroes
In Quiet Reflection... Please, take a moment sometime today, with me. In silence, count off 20 seconds....
Jan 27, 2009
the most inspirational gift ever...
Now It Can Be Yours For Only $29.99! Your whiskey-tango-foxtrot moment of zen...
Jan 26, 2009
why america is doomed
The Moral Impurity of America On January 26, 1962, Bishop Burke of the Catholic Diocese of Buffalo, New York declares...
Jan 26, 2009
gimme back my cookies!
Girl Scout Cookies Now Come In Smaller Boxes Too....many...jokes....Can't...type...any...more.... ...
Jan 25, 2009
circuit city liquidation 'markdowns'
Think You'll Get A Good Deal At Circuit City's Liquidation Sale? Think Again Yet another television news investigation...
Jan 25, 2009
the storm is loud and strong...
The Revealing Silence The Lord said,...
Jan 25, 2009
just a thought to start the day...
"Everyone is God speaking. Why not be polite and listen to Him? " ...
Jan 25, 2009
the obama's are into what!?
Thank You, Fox News! Okay, so the woman is called "The Love Doctor" and she comments on the 'affection' of the president...
Jan 24, 2009
re-virgination?
There's A Sucker Born Every Minute So, let me get this right. Women are paying $10k or more to get their 'virginity'...
Jan 24, 2009
one day - two surprises
Okay, so I had the day off. I had the pleasure of surprising Angela by cooking up a mess of soup for her and delivering it. Of course, this meant that I...
Jan 21, 2009
okay, why were all those civil, respectable republicans at the innauguration??
People Like This Could Not Possibly Have Been Liberals! With over a million guests in DC yesterday,...
Jan 21, 2009
abortion or abstinence?
Well now... I guess that answers THAT (click image for larger)
Jan 21, 2009
a franciscan thought to start the day
Attitude is Everything There once was a...
Jan 21, 2009
so, these two guys were eating some snow...
What Was That Warning About Eating Snow... --->LINK:...
Jan 20, 2009
if you lie down with rats...
Black Death Announces Second World Tour ...
Jan 20, 2009
from a lofty place...
A Heaven's Eye View of the Inauguration This half-meter resolution image...
Jan 20, 2009
snow day comfort food
Smorg's Legendary 'Killer Cheesey Potato Soup' (repost...
Jan 20, 2009
snow, snow and i've got a song stuck in my head...
What Was That Warning About Eating Snow... --->LINK:...
Jan 20, 2009
bush issues final presidential directive
...One Last Order Before I Go In response to what is being euphemistically called a ‘winter...
Jan 20, 2009
early morning traffic observations
"In winter driving conditions in the Triangle, the natural orientation of the SUV is 'wheels UP'." - Smorg I...
Jan 20, 2009
in case you missed his good-bye...
Cheney’s Parting Shot: Claims His Bird Hunting Made ...
Jan 19, 2009
a soup that's snow good...
Smorg's Legendary 'Killer Cheesey Potato Soup' You...
Jan 19, 2009
dick cheney's farewell message
Cheney’s Parting Shot: Claims His Bird Hunting Made ...
Jan 18, 2009
football...or a 'caption this' to ponder..
Your 'Caption This' For This Evening Since I don't really care for any of the teams playing in the NFL games...
Jan 18, 2009
yet another gun blog
Lots of blogs up the past few days by the apparently-paranoid-to-the-point-of-bunker-building about how one guy in the White House is gonna take away every gun from every American...
Jan 18, 2009
just clearing out some old files...
APHORISM: ...
Jan 18, 2009
it was 11 degrees (f) here and it was...
...52 Above Zero (F) in FAIRBANKS, Alaska!? FAIRBANKS — Despite setting a second straight...
Jan 18, 2009
sharing the road
21st Century Mobile Bike Lane (is this too cool, or what?) Enter LightLane, a safety concept from...
Jan 18, 2009
lord, have mercedes on me...
Is This How They Make Mini Coopers In The UK? So, this woman in England was just making a simple, 3-point turn. I...
Jan 17, 2009
your horoscope for this week
Horoscopes For the Coming Week (from The Onion) Aries March...
Jan 17, 2009
naked woman in the shower...
Why Politics Is More Interesting In Other Countries A government minister in Uraguay posts naked picture...
Jan 16, 2009
okay, so i'm bored...
How Many "AAAAA's" in "Khaaaaan!" ? As can be seen in this chart, "Google search results...
Jan 16, 2009
on the occassion of dr. martin luther king, jr's birthday...
(Since today is Dr. King's actual birthday, I offer this blog, originally posted May 7, 2008) ...
Jan 15, 2009
marilyn monroe hormone discovered by (male) scientists
Next Up: Scientists Discover the "Norma...
Jan 14, 2009
english good speak i, no?
Okay, What's Wrong With This Headline? Maybe I'm turning into a language Nazi in my old age, but this headline...
Jan 14, 2009
supreme court to face daunting challenge
Of course, Love Canal was such a lovely place for a school playground... Supreme Court To Decide Whether The Clean...
Jan 12, 2009
the way it is
The Way It Is ...
Jan 11, 2009
who names these roads??
The World's Funniest Street Signs We've all seen funny street name signs. My ex's mom lives on one named Lois Lane. Down in Gastonia is...
Jan 6, 2009
meanwhile, back in 1976
Some Things Are Just Too Creepy For Words... Cookie Monster devours a pair of buildings that resemble the the Twin Towers. From the...
Jan 6, 2009
more church humor
Where Is Jesus? A Sunday school teacher asked her class of six and seven year...
Jan 5, 2009
drill, baby! drill!
Did Anyone Bring Marshmallows? S'mores? In 1971 a search for gas went wrong when...
Jan 5, 2009
the proper way to honor nation's war dead
Leave It To Canada To Teach The USA and UK How To Properly Honor Those Who Die In Our Nation's Wars Photo:...
Jan 5, 2009
coolest photo you will see all day
Talk About a Time Exposure! How About One That Was Exposed For Six Months? A series of majestic emerald arcs light up one...
Jan 5, 2009
more than a kernel of truth in this story...
Poppin' Fresh With Buttery Goodness "If crooks weren't so dumb, my job would be really hard" - Det. Coggins, Gastonia Police...
Jan 5, 2009
now, where did i put that instuction manual?
An Interesting Sunday Morning Well, Sheba and I and two grandkids will off to church shortly. The diocean bishop...
Jan 4, 2009
so, if 'loosers' irritates you...
English is a HARD Language, Darn It! 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce...
Jan 2, 2009
want the classiest yard in town?
How About A $2,700 Yard Sculpture? Yes, a bronze yard sculpture of two kids, a boy and a girl, at a water fountain....
Jan 2, 2009
for kcobra today...
Anyone Seen My Nail Gun? It's a 'man thing'. You wouldn't understand. ...
Jan 2, 2009
a child arrived just the other day...
It was December 31, 1978 when I was waiting for the arrival of our first child. My then wife had been in labor for god only knows how many hours when they sent...
Jan 1, 2009
happy new year!
GOLO's New Year's Baby Has Arrived GOLO's New Year's baby 2009 realizes that he gets to preside over a post-election...
Jan 1, 2009
honesty has its own rewards
"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom" - Thomas Jefferson For...
Dec 31, 2008
headliners of 2008 (updated)
WRAL.com Headlines From 2008 A random selection of some of my favorite headlines which actually...
Dec 31, 2008
the living cartoon show
Remember the name: Ennio Marchetto Though he does not sing, I would advise strongly that...
Dec 31, 2008
honesty has its own rewards
"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom" - Thomas Jefferson For...
Dec 31, 2008
speaking of atheists...
Epiphany An atheist...
Dec 30, 2008
"columbia...houston...uhf comm check..."
NASA Releases Disturbingly Graphic Final Report On Columba Tragedy WASHINGTON (AP) - Seat restraints,...
Dec 30, 2008
and in my christmas loot was...
A 'Non-Stop' Present... Amongst my loot this Christmas was an electronic device which has robbed...
Dec 25, 2008
merry christmas, everyone!
Hope your Christmas Day is filled with joy and wonder! Sheba and I will be on the road all day. HOpe to get back with you all tomorrow. Meanwhile, here's...
Dec 25, 2008
christmas eve, 40 years ago
A Christmas Gift From Above I had been helping mom with the last minute details on Christmas Eve, 1968. The day had been...
Dec 24, 2008
2008 says good-bye
The guys over at JibJab have released their newest video, "2008 Year In Review' Whew! Makes you wonder what's coming in 2009! ...
Dec 24, 2008
emergency gift wrap
So, you've braved the last minute shopping crowd and found that one last gift just in time. You've still got plenty of bows and wrapping paper. But, OH NO! The gift needs a...
Dec 23, 2008
a gift of christmas song for you all
Henrietta and Merna Sing 'Go Tell It On The Mountain', karaoke style. Their joy, energy and excitement will leave you filled...
Dec 23, 2008
new definition of animal cruely
This Is Just Soooooooo Wrong! "When other dogs see poodles, do you think that they...
Dec 22, 2008
cold case mystery solved
Local Grocer Provides Important Clue To Police A decades old cold case has finally come to a close. Police revealed...
Dec 22, 2008
merry krismoose!
Eat Your Heart Out, Sarah Palin ;-) (actually, from last Christmas) Yes, I'm so cheap that I actually recycled my halloween pumpkin...
Dec 22, 2008
sundown - 5:05 p.m. - hanukkah begins
We Wish You a Merry ...
Dec 21, 2008
when times are tough...
...something to remember: "There are some Angels whose only job is to make sure that you don't get too...
Dec 21, 2008
once, i met a pretty girl...
Survivor: Season 12 Begins For over a year, Sheba and I were chat channel regulars on the old CompuServ ‘CB...
Dec 20, 2008
christmas can fool you sometimes
A Christmas Present It was the day after Christmas at a smalltown church....
Dec 18, 2008
rock on, dude!
December 18, 1843 According to our usually sketchy sources, Keith Richards, guitarist...
Dec 18, 2008
keep ca$h in kit$chma$ #3
“Christianity began as a faith. Then it moved to Rome and became an Institution. Then it moved into Europe and became a Culture. Finally, it came to the United States...
Dec 17, 2008
so, this priest wore an "x" for "christ" this morning...(repost)
Is The Pictured Symbol Used In Your Christian Church? Have You Seen A Fish Symbol With "ΙΧΘΥΣ"...
Dec 15, 2008
birthday thanks
Wow. Thanks for all of the good wishes on the birthday blog Sheba posted earlier today. GOLOers are the coolest people around! Oh, yeah. Sheba got me a new...
Dec 15, 2008
and now for something completely different...
We're having our annual 'Wassael Night' of fun, music and sugary treats tonight at church. Sheba is going to be reading a poem she composed for the occasion ...
Dec 14, 2008
saturday night giggle
A Desperate Man On A Train A man ran through a crowded train looking very agitated, calling out, "Is there a Catholic priest on...
Dec 13, 2008
jesus' rockin' birthday
The BEST Christmas parody song to rock out with! ...
Dec 13, 2008
keep ca$h in kit$chma$ #2
"Christianity began as a faith. Then it moved to Rome and became an Institution. Then it moved into Europe and became a Culture. Finally, it came to the United States and...
Dec 12, 2008
one big ol' moon...
Sky Show Tonight: Biggest, Brightest Full Moon of 2008 If you get a chance, check out tonight's full moon. It...
Dec 12, 2008
an appropriate name...
No, I Didn't Find This In 'The Onion'... "A 38-year-old Sheboygan man who is a convicted sex offender will...
Dec 12, 2008
this should go well...
Officials Plan Controlled Forest Fire To Destroy Explosives Anyone up for some exploding land mines, pipe bombs and other ammo? BREVARD...
Dec 11, 2008
the gift of peace
Spiritual Practice It is a handy thing during the...
Dec 11, 2008
the worst on six strings
The WORST Guitar Solos Ever Spike.com has a column up listing what they think are the Seven Worst...
Dec 10, 2008
meanwhile, taking a wide stance...
Larry Craig's Sex Appeal Denied MINNEAPOLIS (AP) ― Idaho Sen. Larry Craig on Tuesday lost his latest attempt...
Dec 9, 2008
the book of john: the 'longest' weekend still
All Things Must Pass... I was watching Monday Night Football on ABC-TV when I first...
Dec 8, 2008
so, this priest wore an "x" for "christ" this morning...
Is The Pictured Symbol Used In Your Christian Church? Have You Seen A Fish Symbol With "ΙΧΘΥΣ"...
Dec 7, 2008
how about that snappy bow tie?
Metamorphosis - Meet Michael Campbell, before and after The Colorado man has a long rap sheet and prison...
Dec 6, 2008
your moment of zen
Courtesy of the Las Vegas Travel and Tourism Department ;-)
Dec 5, 2008
is god a 92-year old black woman?
Of Reason, Rationality and Reminders I've seen and heard comments from many over the years...
Dec 5, 2008
2008 wral.com headlines
WRAL.com Headlines From 2008 A random selection of some of my favorite headlines which actually appeared...
Dec 4, 2008
it was the breast of times...
...In honor of Spunky's new GOLO nickname, we now present: *****The BEST Cancer Awareness Ad Picture EVER!***** 'Nuff...
Dec 4, 2008
the greatest virtues in life
The Two Greatest Virtues In Life: 'Patience & Wisdom' ...
Dec 4, 2008
in kindness our peace is found
A Kind and Gentle Place "Let us be grateful to people who make us happy;...
Dec 4, 2008
the king's english ain't what it used to be
If Jesus Had An i-Phone The Lord's Prayer is possibly the best known passage in the Christian bible. Even in my church where we use the...
Dec 3, 2008
what did they say about eating snow...
Speaking Of Snow Warnings For The Coming Winter... --->LINK:...
Nov 30, 2008
winter weather alert issued
Direct From The WRAL.COM Home Page: "Two early snowfalls and colder than normal temperatures should serve...
Nov 30, 2008
and i saw him through his disguise
The Revealing of Father Christmas It was that age when a child begins to question the stories he’s been...
Nov 30, 2008
endeavour's tricky landing
Space Shuttle Endeavour To Land At Edwards AF Base At 4:25 p.m. As I type this, Endeavour is about to re-enter the Earth's...
Nov 30, 2008
the truth about adam and eve
"Because I Said So, That's Why!" After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And...
Nov 30, 2008
a love song for spunky
The BEST Love Song EVER Written Well, at least the Smorg thinks so. ;-) ...
Nov 29, 2008
decolores
Things That Make You Go "What The...???" This year, Crayola celebrates the 50th anniversary of the 64 crayon box....
Nov 29, 2008
all things must pass
Remembering George Harrison "Everything else can wait, but the search for God cannot wait; and...
Nov 29, 2008
caption this!
Your Friday Night Caption Challenge Is Here! Caption this deranged lemur eating a leaf seasoned with banana and cinnamon. (click...
Nov 28, 2008
mumbai attacks hit close to home
The Mumbai Attacks Were Closer Than We Thought This afternoon we found out that our grandson's girlfriend (both are students...
Nov 27, 2008
thanksgiving divorce
A Tale of Old Age and Treachery... A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and...
Nov 27, 2008
keep ca$h in kit$chma$
(Since Friday 'officially' starts the Christmas Shopping season...) “Christianity began as a faith. Then it moved...
Nov 26, 2008
finally! proof of god's existence!
"Ann Coulter's Mouth Wired Shut" ...
Nov 26, 2008
speaking of beer...
Did someone order a large one?
Nov 26, 2008
maybe darwin had it backwards...
PETA: A True Story PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals - shouldn't that be PFTETOA?) was protesting...
Nov 25, 2008
remember 1963...
November 24, 1963 Dallas, Texas, nightclub owner Jack Ruby kills presidential assassin Lee Harvey Oswald. ...
Nov 24, 2008
whazzup!
English Is Such An Easy Language To Learn There is a two-letter word that, perhaps, has more meanings than any...
Nov 24, 2008
good playing, good singing, good coffee
It Don't Get No Better Than This! Sheba and I will be leaving out early tomorrow morning. Going to a family reunion...
Nov 21, 2008
sign of the times
A Letter To A Bank Manager Dear Sir, In light of the current developments in the banking industry,...
Nov 20, 2008
i think i'll sell these in ca...
One of my many self-made bumper stickers Yeah. I'm gonna sell these in California. ;-)
Nov 19, 2008
a wobblie day
I Dreamed I Saw Joe Hill Last Night... One of the most controversial executions in United States history took...
Nov 19, 2008
marital aids (repost from last night)
The Most Useful Marital Aid ? So, these women were talking about various 'marital aids' they used or had heard...
Nov 19, 2008
man nabbed after hitting girlfriend with sandwich
A Reuben?? I Said I Wanted A Club! PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A man faces a domestic...
Nov 18, 2008
marital aids
The Most Useful Marital Aid ? So, these women were talking about various 'marital aids' they used or had heard...
Nov 18, 2008
the results are in, finally...
Hillary Clinton More Popular Than Jesus JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Some voters expecting to vote for...
Nov 18, 2008
pbs "nova" old testament special tonight
(Reuters, via YahooNews) New PBS series exposes Old Testament fairy tales A visually stunning two-hour special edition...
Nov 18, 2008
“the children of lesbian couples receive as much neutering as those of other couples"
Wordsmith: Just like a blacksmith, only without the fire and tools Some people collect sports memorabilia, or...
Nov 17, 2008
meanwhile, at a sobriety check...
Really, Ossifer. I Can't Do That A man is stopped by police at a sobriety check roadblock. “Sir,”...
Nov 16, 2008
remembering dad
Dad, the Great Depression and Day Work (I heard this story many times from my half-siblings as I grew up....
Nov 15, 2008
meanwhile, at d.o.t....
Your Tax Dollars At Work A man was watching as a state DOT truck pulled up near his workplace. The...
Nov 15, 2008
epitaph
About Those Footprints... Where you saw only one set of footprints......
Nov 14, 2008
night launch
Night Launch Soon - Updated Space shuttle Endeavour is set to lift-off at 7:55 p.m. this evening. Time-Warner...
Nov 14, 2008
broken toes, broken hearts, and the important tasks
...and a time to every purpose under heaven I’ve got every reason in the world to be in a downer...
Nov 14, 2008
aaaarrrggghh! (part 2)
Sheba Was The Toe Truck Driver The still far too adorable ShebaDoll drove me to the clinic tonight. Yep, the danged toe is...
Nov 13, 2008
aaaarrrggghh!
Just My Luck Tonight Walking towards the kitchen to check on the cats, shoeless of course, I managed to jam my...
Nov 13, 2008
yet another political joke
This one is courtesy of the great western state of Montana... A vacationer from New York found his way into a...
Nov 13, 2008
a good joke is still a good joke :-)
(Just another reworked funny, no matter who you voted for. Have a laugh! It's still funny!) ...
Nov 13, 2008
reflections
Just a little thought before bedtime From a collection of Franciscan meditations Peace be with you all, ~Smorg~ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Reflections...
Nov 12, 2008
omg! kill it with fire!
Do It Yourself Plastic Surgery A cosmetic surgery junkie injected cooking oil into her face. From the article: "Her...
Nov 12, 2008
a request for veteran's day
GOLO's Time To Speak To/Of Our Veterans I have a request, my friends of GOLO. Please BLOG about your own personal experiences...
Nov 11, 2008
the breast of times...
The BEST breast cancer awareness ad EVER! All I can say is, "Brilliant!"
Nov 11, 2008
another tuesday, another election day
A Morning Thought (From a collection of Franciscan meditations) Peace be with you...
Nov 11, 2008
the first deportation
According to history as deduced by Anglican bishop James Ussher in the 1650's in his 'history' book "The...
Nov 10, 2008
the spirit of '76'
Mission Accomplished; Nixon Snickers From The Grave (CNN-Washington) - Only 16 percent of those questioned in a...
Nov 10, 2008
for everyone
A Prayer For You All This Day I ask God that His confirmations may encompass you, That...
Nov 9, 2008
it's caturday!
Meet Maru, The Japanese Psycho Cat Apparently, Maru is very big in Japan... Maru is an overweight male Scottish...
Nov 8, 2008
meanwhile, in an internet chat room...
Henny Youngman Would Be Proud (HotBabe4U) I haven't seen you around this chat room before. Are...
Nov 8, 2008
those nice young men in the clean white coats...
They're Coming To Take Them Away Caption these two happy people before they went to prison last month... ...
Nov 7, 2008
and behind door number three...
Could it be....a Magic 8-Ball? I've been afk all day due to work and being in Durham for an art exhibit. I get...
Nov 6, 2008
the day after...
The Day After: A Post-Election Poem The election is over, The result is known; The will of the people Is...
Nov 5, 2008
the day after...
The Day After: A Post-Election Poem The election is over, The result is known; The will of the people Is...
Nov 5, 2008
breaking news: chicago
BREAKING ELECTION NEWS - CHICAGO, ILLINOIS Bill Ayers casts his vote at Beluah Shoesmith Elementary School in...
Nov 4, 2008
an election day meditation
A Franciscan meditation on election day. Peace be with you all this day, ~Smorg~ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* No...
Nov 4, 2008
my, how times have changed
Mississippi Newspaper Endorses Obama Not much of a story there, eh? The Clarion-Ledger...
Nov 3, 2008
winning animal photos
National Geographic Announces Best Wild Animal Photos of 2008 "He would jump all over me, then run...
Nov 3, 2008
when your eyes get in the smoke...
I've Just Seen A Face ...
Nov 2, 2008
time for the morning
"Today Is A Once-In-A-Lifetime Event" A Franciscan meditation for the morning. Peace...
Nov 2, 2008
when satire becomes prophecy
The Most Brilliantly Prophetic Satire EVER Maybe this will help those who just didn't get the SATIRE of the previous...
Nov 1, 2008
before joe was a plumber...
Meet Roy The Forklift Driver Sometimes satire is prophetic. Behold! The front page of the legendary satire...
Nov 1, 2008
where have you gone, charlton heston? our nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
Nice Idol You've Got There Did you know that a group of evangelical Christians have declared...
Oct 31, 2008
haloween in the heavens
Witch Head Nebula As the name implies, this reflection...
Oct 31, 2008
me-er than me
A Franciscan meditation for the morning... peace be with you, ~Smorg~ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* "Today...
Oct 31, 2008
smorg's rejected halloween costumes
Halloween Costumes I've Considered But Never Really Wore (mainly because Sheba...
Oct 30, 2008
for the morning, from last night
A Franciscan meditation... Peace be with you all, ~Smorg~ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Out...
Oct 29, 2008
maybe it's not impossible
A Franciscan meditation before bedtime... Peace be with you all, ~Smorg~ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Out...
Oct 28, 2008
christian leader announces endorsement of ...
"We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another." ...
Oct 28, 2008
happy happy birthday, humans!
(Lilith Points And Giggles) Oct...
Oct 28, 2008
a mental image to carry you through the day...
Your Headline Of The Day Presented to give you a mental image to divert you from your...
Oct 28, 2008
for sandra...
--->LINK ...
Oct 28, 2008
your evening moment of zen
A Meditation Before Sleep It's bedtime. Here is your moment of Zen, in the form of an actual headline: "Donny,...
Oct 27, 2008
i was just lowering my blood pressure, dear
Would You Pull My Finger, Please? Doctor's Orders, You Know The gas best known for being used in many stink...
Oct 27, 2008
an unexpected endorsement
The Prophecies of Ronald Reagan In the 80's, I was a huge fan of Ronald Reagan. I voted for...
Oct 27, 2008
y'all can hush up now....
I Voted Today! I want to thank each and every one of you that has...
Oct 27, 2008
afk for another long weekend
As Only God Has Seen Sheba and I are off for yet another 'weekend'. Last week, it...
Oct 23, 2008
a pome before bedtime
ANN OWED TWO THE SPELL CHECKER I have a spelling checker - It came with my PC It plane...
Oct 22, 2008
who needs acorn when you have ypm?
CA GOP Vote Registration Contractor Arrested for Registration Fraud, Perjury This just in as Brad is headed over to...
Oct 22, 2008
mccain: vip's should get 'special treatment' under the dmca
I'm Rich! I'm a Senator! I Deserve Special Treatment! Nevermind that law that I fully support and voted for! John McCain's...
Oct 22, 2008
methinks we think too much (repost)
No Such Thing "There...
Oct 22, 2008
international caps lock day!!!!!
TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (note the appropriate application of the 'picket fence' on the headline) THIS...
Oct 22, 2008
methinks we think too much
No Such Thing "There...
Oct 22, 2008
what do you see?
What Do You See? I find that images can sometimes bring about interesting thoughts as I view them. Natural events especially...
Oct 20, 2008
kairos - day 4 - closing
Kairos Closing The...
Oct 19, 2008
kairos - day 3 begins
Kairos - Day 3 Begins Tons of work done in the kitchen yesterday. I had to make two delivery runs to NCCIW, even...
Oct 18, 2008
kairos - day 2 begins
Day One is complete. Sheba and I got to meet the inside team. This team is special for me this time around. On the team is another GOLO’er, whom...
Oct 17, 2008
"it never hurts to consider leaving the stage in the same direction from which you arrived." - john stewart
Since you guys seem obsessed with blogging about politics tonight, thought I'd pass along this little item from Reuters to fuel your late-night blogging comments desires. Or,...
Oct 16, 2008
kairos, kronos and a labor of love
(originally posted early this morning...Snow White's blog encouraged me to re-post now) "The holy land is everywhere." ...
Oct 16, 2008
kairos, kronos and a labor of love
"The holy land is everywhere." -...
Oct 16, 2008
sitting out this debate
Not ruining my mindset as I prepare for yet another Kairos weekend beginning tomorrow by watching the debate tonight. After the first one, they all seem to sound just...
Oct 15, 2008
the great mccain-obama race
The Great McCain – Obama Intercontinental Auto Race In an event that few have heard of, Senator John...
Oct 14, 2008
the poll that hasn't been wrong in 40 years
Obama Wins Scholastic News Election Poll Almost 250,000 (a quarter of a million) kids voted by paper ballot or online By...
Oct 14, 2008
you go, girl!
Wanda Sykes For Treasury Secretary! Wanda...
Oct 14, 2008
you call that a halloween costume??
For your morning's entertainment, we now present... ***The WORST Halloween Costumes of All...
Oct 14, 2008
fear - the past is not the future
Fear Is So Yesterday "Fear is always counseling...
Oct 14, 2008
breaking news - obama and the terrorists
Obama Undeniably Linked To Weather Underground ...
Oct 13, 2008
boredom means it's time for another...
Caption This - Sunday Afternoon Edition Oh, why not? It's a lazy Sunday afternoon. Plug something in and come up with a caption....
Oct 12, 2008
baby jane strikes back from the grave
Smoke 'em if you've got 'em By Roger Ebert on October 11, 2008 6:46 AM This stamp honoring...
Oct 12, 2008
ands, take-aways, timeses, g'zindas and really big numbers
Just A Thought Someone was speaking of the national debt on NPR yesterday and used the term "astronomical numbers"....
Oct 11, 2008
it's the weekend!
It's the weekend! I've got a ton of work to do tomorrow. Gotta work my regular job, then head over to the church and bake 100 dozen cookies (Kairos is coming...
Oct 10, 2008
some handy financial definitions
Financial Definitions For The Present Economy (This is not intended to insult any of you who may find these...
Oct 10, 2008
palin wears a flag pin, a blue star pin and...uh, where'd it go?
Maybe She Shook Hands With That Albanian Guy Who Stole Bush's Watch...? (click photo for larger. Photo on left is of Palin...
Oct 9, 2008
...turn the other cheek
Somewhere on a city street... A driver did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten...
Oct 9, 2008
a more peaceful end to the day
Power Perk "The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You...
Oct 8, 2008
imagine if the obamas had hooked up with a violently anti-american group in league with the government of iran.
Ran across this item recently on Slate.com. For your evening's political rantings, here 'tis. Meanwhile, I'm gonna go watch 'Bones'. Knock yerselves out. ;-) By...
Oct 8, 2008
power perk
Power Perk "The best years of your life are the ones...
Oct 7, 2008
for professionals only
I Am A Professional ! Do NOT...
Oct 7, 2008
the sham called walid shoebat
The Continuing Absurdity of Walid Shoebat By Richard Bartholomew Sun Sep 28,...
Oct 6, 2008
guess this means we don't get to ride the tilt-a-whirl...
They Don't Call It The 'Crazy Bus' For Nothing, Lady Sheri Pinkerton became trapped when the Crazy...
Oct 6, 2008
before monday begins...
No Matter What You May Have Heard "There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best...
Oct 6, 2008
before monday begins...
No Matter What You May Have Heard "There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best...
Oct 5, 2008
i guess $700 billion just wasn't enough...
President Bush realizes too late that $700,000,000,000 just wasn't enough.
Oct 5, 2008
i would ask you how many cows you have but...
From the W-T-6thLetter files, courtesy of the Department of Homeland Security... For the owners of Krochmal Farm, it was the...
Oct 5, 2008
just a thought to begin the day
My dad had quite a spiritual and philosophical side. For your day's meditation, I offer one of his favorite sayings that has grown even more profound in my thoughts as I have...
Oct 5, 2008
re: cynthia mckinney, green party candidate blog
Saw this online a while back. I think it's supposed to be humor. Of course, she did say the US killed 5,000 after Katrina...
Oct 2, 2008
late evening pic to caption
Caption This Man Who Appears To Be Outmatched --->Difficulty Handicap: NO Sarah Palin References<--- ;-) ...
Oct 1, 2008
veep debate tomorrow night - anyone got the odds yet?
Preliminary Estimation of Odds of Palin's Performance in the Vice Presidential Debate Tomorrow Night Will Palin...
Oct 1, 2008
mccain to sell the house
"I'll have my staff get back to you about which one..." Got $12 million burning a hole in your pockets? Need a new...
Oct 1, 2008
breaking news from the mccain campaign
John McCain Announces Plan To Pay For Possible One Trillion Dollar Wall Street Bailout WASHINGTON, D.C. - In one of the most...
Sep 30, 2008
palin's biggest secret exposed!
Just Days Before The Vice Presidential Debate, The Secret Is No More For Governor Palin In a stunning revelation today, GOP...
Sep 30, 2008
sarah palin interview answer generator
Computer Generated Sarah Palin Answers To Important Questions Knock yourselves out. :-) Sample: Q:...
Sep 30, 2008
earth versus the spacemen! (for real!)
Help Defend The Earth! Do It For The Children! NASA Astronaut in Space Challenges Earthlings in Chess Match HOUSTON...
Sep 30, 2008
economy, churches, giving, debt...
A Serious Request For Input From Others I know it's early, and many are at work and commenting/blogging from there. But I do...
Sep 30, 2008
happy new year 5769!
L'shanah tovah, y'all! ...In the seventh month, on the first of the month, there shall be a sabbath for you, a remembrance...
Sep 29, 2008
mondays always need a miracle
Be A Habitual Miracle Maker "This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you...
Sep 29, 2008
mondays always need a miracle
Be A Habitual Miracle Maker "This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you...
Sep 28, 2008
mccain caught swearing at obama during debate
I, for one, am Outraged! --->Video Link...
Sep 28, 2008
after the debate...
It's Saturday night, the night after the debate, somewhere in suburbia...
Sep 27, 2008
your headline of the day
When Headline Writers Go Bad From 'The Brooklyn Paper' ...
Sep 27, 2008
feed me, seymore!
Electron microscope photograph of the suckers on the tenticle of a squid. Each sucker--about 400 micrometers wide, or a little...
Sep 26, 2008
your musical moment of friday night zen...
"The Ballad Of Sarah Palin" ...
Sep 26, 2008
sarah palin is a space alien!
Mysterious image has apeared in corn field in Ohio Perhaps explaining why Governor Palin is so hard to see, her 'secret undisclosed location' may in...
Sep 26, 2008
sarah palin nude photos to be published by penthouse tomorrow
------------A------------------B----------------------------C--------D-----------------E------------------------- Gotcha! Just...
Sep 25, 2008
will bill o'really have an aneurism on live tv tonight?
What Happens When A Hack Gets Hacked? (copy source: Wired Magazine online) A hacker...
Sep 23, 2008
hair lost in car crash
Sep 23 1969 An article in the Northern Illinois University student newspaper The Northern Star propagates the rumor that "Paul...
Sep 23, 2008
11 dead in shooting at school in finland
Shooter was questioned by police on Monday, but released School was on fire and gunman may have had explosives Gunman dies...
Sep 23, 2008
your headline moment of zen
Headline of the Day, courtesy of Yahoo! News - McCain,...
Sep 23, 2008
the internet legend continues!
One Thousand! Internet legend Henry Earl was arrested once again today. This marks his 1,000th arrest for non-violent, alcohol related offenses. From...
Sep 22, 2008
george will rips mccain a new one
ABC Panel Tears Into McCain Conservative columnist/commentator George Will: "The question is: Who in this...
Sep 21, 2008
whatcha gonna do....whatcha gonna do...
...Bad Puns, Bad Puns... 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2....
Sep 21, 2008
p.r. disaster for mt. olive police
They Decided The Shotgun Sings The Song The Mount Olive Police Department has a major public relations disater on their hands. I'm sure...
Sep 21, 2008
honey, my nose is stopped up...
Thought you might like a little something to help you out on a Saturday night, guys. You can thank me later. S ZARRINTAN (2008)....
Sep 20, 2008
yeah, i know it's a real pain in the ...
We guys really do not like that one part of the annual physical exam that requires us to temporarily change our name to ‘Ben Dover’. Medical professionals...
Sep 19, 2008
the only sticker i want on my car
FINALLY! The perfect election year sticker! (click image for larger)
Sep 19, 2008
the turning away
(The question of a soldier being awarded a Navy Cross instead of a Medal of Honor reminded me of this old blog of mine. - from earlier today.) (originally...
Sep 18, 2008
the turning away
(The question of a soldier being awarded a Navy Cross instead of a Medal of Honor reminded me of this old blog of mine.) (originally...
Sep 18, 2008
"the miracle that john mccain helped create!"
Adviser says McCain helped create the BlackBerry MIAMI—Move over, Al Gore. You may lay claim to the Internet, but John McCain helped...
Sep 16, 2008
"the miracle that john mccain helped create!"
Adviser says McCain helped create the BlackBerry MIAMI—Move over, Al Gore. You may lay claim to the Internet, but John McCain helped create the BlackBerry. At...
Sep 16, 2008
greatest internet idea ever! from the wall street journal..
On The Cutting Edge of Internet Technology, WSJ Announces Major Web Page Upgrade Smorg's note: I know this is kinda techie-geek stuff, but see if...
Sep 15, 2008
looking for a church? this probably won't help...
Not_So_Dumb (and Darwin) reminded me of this one. :-) Top Ten Reasons To Be An Episcopalian 10)...
Sep 15, 2008
if sarah palin was your mom...
Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There's Track, Trig, Bristol,...
Sep 14, 2008
from the people who brought you john edwards' love child...
New Issue Of The National Enquirer Hits The Stands Today (well, they DID get the scoop on the MSM with the Edwards story...this item...
Sep 12, 2008
a different view of 9/11
NASA Remembers "The world changed today. What I say or do is very minor compared to the significance of what happened to our country...
Sep 11, 2008
a different view of 9/11
NASA Remembers "The world changed today. What I say or do is very minor compared to the significance of what happened to our country...
Sep 11, 2008
just for fun (i think)
It's the End of the World : A Handy List for being 'RaptureReady' I...
Sep 10, 2008
you call that 'lipstick'?
Speaking of pigs...
Sep 10, 2008
it seemed such a great marketing idea at the time...
Home Team Wins, Customers Get A Discount. Great Idea, Right? On the Monday following each Arkansas State home game, a store that sells Arkansas State...
Sep 9, 2008
procrastination
Okay, I've put this off and still want to delay it. See, I'm part of a 'retreat' that will happen in October. I'm one of the team members who will be there to guide and...
Sep 5, 2008
what's in a name?
Some celebrities have mountains, or cities or bridges named for them. Others, it turns out, are graced with having their names given to new species of animals as they are discovered. For...
Sep 5, 2008
decisions, decisions
Okay, I've got two good articles that I could post here for blogs. One is a straight-up report on Wasilla, Alaska being the methamphetamine capital of the state. ...
Sep 5, 2008
just a thought before bedtime
Sowing Seeds of Peace Lord make me an instrument of your peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon Where...
Sep 4, 2008
on the occassion of mccain's acceptance speech...
Waffle House Museum Opens In Atlanta (WSB Radio) -- There's the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum...
Sep 4, 2008
but can she parallel park?
You know, Sarah Palin might be pretty cool after all. Rumor has it that she was the first NASCAR fan in Alaska. That's why she named...
Sep 3, 2008
rnc goes to war
RNC Declares NPR a Terrorist Organization Amy Goodman, host of the independent news program "Democracy...
Sep 2, 2008
obama sent me a text announcement
NOW I know why McCain's message about his Veep pick didn't get to me today...
Aug 29, 2008
just a thought about palin as veep...
McCain has picked Sarah Palin of Alaska to be his vice president. I find this most interesting, frankly. Other than her value as eye candy, I guess he picked...
Aug 29, 2008
auto accidents/cell phones study released
Study Indicates Car Accidents Are A Leading Cause Of... WASHINGTON D.C. - Study results released by The Department of...
Aug 28, 2008
as the kitty cat flies...
Winged Cats Discovered In Western China (ryoung had best be on the lookout) Winged cats have been known to exist...
Aug 28, 2008
blixx-kreiged (6)
(part six - series conclusion) I have chosen this path… not to fit a mold… not to fit a trend… not...
Aug 27, 2008
blixx-kreiged (5)
(part five) Raising a child who is ‘different’ is a remarkable experience. I’m not sure that ‘remarkable’...
Aug 26, 2008
blixx-krieged (4)
(Part Four) I was in the best physical condition of my life during the time of Aaron’s recovery from surgery. He was wheelchair...
Aug 25, 2008
bulls, borg and blixx
Just a quick post to let you know that Part Four of the Blixx-kreiged blog will be posted around 5:00 today (instead of the usual 7:00 pm). This is because tomorrow...
Aug 25, 2008
your sunday evening moment of zen
This qualifies as tonight's Zen moment only because you can't make up stuff like this: BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. -- The...
Aug 24, 2008
hide the forks!
First they came for our guns... Then they came for our knives... The Daily Mail of London (a legendary tabloid gossip rag)...
Aug 24, 2008
aawm gwanna kit-boodie
Heading out for the evening to watch the 'midgets' of the Micro Wrestling Federation wow the crowd at the Men's Club in Raleigh tonight. Blixx, Meatball,...
Aug 23, 2008
yip-eeee
“We want to give you a chance to talk to our candidate and to restate our demand that Pigasus be given Secret Service protection...
Aug 23, 2008
for trueblue...
Cops Do Have a Sense of Humor "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out...
Aug 23, 2008
blixx-kreiged (3)
(part three) The surgery was going to be complicated. The surgeons explained to us that it would involve surgically breaking...
Aug 22, 2008
michael phelps returns
An Exclusive from The Onion ORLANDO—Fourteen-time Olympic gold medalist and SeaWorld main attraction Michael Phelps...
Aug 22, 2008
blixx-kreiged (2)
(part two) Naturally, Aaron asked what that meant for him. I told him he would be four feet tall or less...
Aug 21, 2008
blixx-kreiged
(Part One of Six) When my son was five years old, he had an accident. The heavy lid of his oak toy box fell upon...
Aug 20, 2008
of midgets, micros and old blogs...
With my son Blixx and his fellow entertainers from Micro Wrestling Federation performing this Saturday in Raleigh, I gave some thought to re-posting a blog series I wrote and...
Aug 19, 2008
fayetteville bans children's memorial
Young Athletes Forbidden By City To Memorialize Fallen Skateboards Even with an election looming this fall...
Aug 19, 2008
the epiphany of the smorg
Have you ever wondered what being in church with Smorg is like? The preacher’s sermon last Sunday...
Aug 19, 2008
as the evening comes to a close...
Your Sunday evening moment of Zen. The real reason your fun weekend turns into Monday morning. Grins and snickels...
Aug 17, 2008
the sanctity of marriage
A Christian Perspective On The Sanctity of Marriage The...
Aug 17, 2008
it's hurricane man!
Caption THIS! ABC News used this picture of what looks like a man in his underwear using his awesome powers to fell trees and stop...
Aug 17, 2008
**breaking news**
Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins ("Left Behind" books) Declare Obama is NOT the Antichrist (dangit) By...
Aug 15, 2008
so, them rooskies want poland, too, do they!
If only we had a REAL candidate running for president...
Aug 15, 2008
they're coming baaack
(Shameless promotion follows) Blixx and Micro Wrestling Federation Return I was asked recently what's up...
Aug 14, 2008
an image to ponder
Your Wednesday Evening Moment of Zen This bizarre scene shows the cloud-streaked limb of Saturn in front of the...
Aug 13, 2008
(repost) the fairest of all...
In an especially good and creative mood on this date a few decades ago, God paid a visit to west Texas to show off his latest creation, a little red...
Aug 13, 2008
man arrested because a woman knocked on his door....or something like that
Man Arrested For Violation Of "No Contact" Order PORTSMOUTH — Two months after he held a woman...
Aug 13, 2008
the fairest of all...
In an especially good and creative mood on this date a few decades ago, God paid a visit to west Texas to show off his latest creation, a little red...
Aug 13, 2008
bigfoot *really* found...?
Bigfoot Body: “Georgia Gorilla” Will Shock The World Posted by:...
Aug 12, 2008
it's zen time again...
Your Tuesday Night Video Moment of Zen --->LINK:...
Aug 12, 2008
new border fence signs
(Note: This is NOT satire. I mean, even The Onion couldn't dream this stuff up!) PETA Asks Feds For Permission...
Aug 12, 2008
meals, medicine and a miracle
(originally posted January 16, 2008) Is God A 92-Year Old Black Woman? I’m a born skeptic....
Aug 11, 2008
van gogh's got nothing on this, baby...
Dark Clouds of the Carina Nebula What dark forms lurk in the mists of the Carina Nebula? These ominous figures are...
Aug 10, 2008
it's caturday!
Your moment of Caturday zen. (meanwhile, I'm going to the Durham Bulls game with Sheba!)
Aug 9, 2008
mormon missionary and a dog named booger
Did Cloning of Dog Blow Her Cover? The woman who paid US$50,000 to clone her beloved pit bull could be the same woman accused...
Aug 8, 2008
chill out, man!
Losing My Cool Today looked like it was going to be pretty good....
Aug 7, 2008
do you know this guy?
Who Is This? This one may be a bit tough. You've seen him plenty of times. And you probably don't know he's French-Candadian. Care...
Aug 7, 2008
so you think your kids can get on your nerves..?
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven...
Aug 6, 2008
here's something everyone can argue over...
The WORST SONG Of ALL TIME (Yet another 'Top 10' for your evening's debatable pleasures. Have at it!) BAHA...
Aug 5, 2008
finger-lickin' good in fallujah
KFC Sizzles in Fallujah - Popular Chicken Chain A Success --Fox News 'Fox And Friends', July 31, 2008 ...
Aug 5, 2008
hukt on fonix wurkt 4 me
One Day In A Reading Class... A class of five-year old students are learning to read. Yesterday one...
Aug 4, 2008
sexual assaults in the us military
"When our sons and daughters put their lives on the line to defend the rest of us, the last thing they should fear is being attacked by one of...
Aug 4, 2008
yet another 'toon of political satire
Hey, look what it did for Britney!
Aug 4, 2008
just a thought...
Past Tense, Future Perfect "Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some...
Aug 4, 2008
oh, those sexy democrats
Tired of all the media attention (not to mention lustful looks by women) on younger, attractive, sexy democrat polititicans, our good friends over at RightWingNews.com today...
Aug 4, 2008
how many does this make? about 117 so far?
Al-Qaeda "Number Two" al-Zawahiri reported injured by US missile Which begs the question: What do al-Qaeda and...
Aug 2, 2008
your moment of friday night , er, something...
In honor of NASA turning 50 this week, we now turn on the WayBack Machine and bring you from 1961... Swedish surfer-rockabilly band The Spotnicks...
Aug 1, 2008
let us begin caturday a little early...
Now I'm missing Benson and the General... So, here's the story: Man found guilty of attempted murder after shooting...
Aug 1, 2008
so this bear walks up to this dog, see...
The Un-Bearable Lightness of Friendship I thought this might be a nice way to end the day. Click ...
Jul 31, 2008
an oldie just for laughs
(Note: This is NOT my theory. Even though it's true...) This is the theory of cat gravity, which is my pet theory. Cats,...
Jul 30, 2008
breaking news: us makes trade with uk
U.S. Trades Alito To British Supreme Court In Six-Judge Deal ...
Jul 30, 2008
ending the day as i began it...
It Begins With Us As long as we think of peace as the absence of war,...
Jul 29, 2008
does this tin-foil hat make my bunz look big?
This Day In History: JULY 29, 1921 The...
Jul 29, 2008
h.r. 6615 - gitmo act of 2008
In case you missed this important piece of legislation to deal with enemy combatants in U.S. custody, introduced last week in the U.S. House of Representatives....
Jul 29, 2008
another famous who is it
Okay, Leif was easy. This one should be too. You know, one male, one female mug shot to balance the reporting...
Jul 29, 2008
tough one to guess
And there he is... Then and Now. Proof that heroin causes severe hair loss. ;-)
Jul 29, 2008
as the day begins
It Begins With Us As long as we think of peace as the absence...
Jul 29, 2008
just a friendly note while you were busy with your military in iraq and afghanistan...
Cuba 2.0 Russian military "considering stationing...
Jul 27, 2008
quote of the week
"If they hadn't shot down the fourth plane, it would've hit the dome," ...
Jul 26, 2008
lulabye
It must be Caturday... (caption if you wish) :-)
Jul 26, 2008
do you seriously want to see that birthday suit?
Mick Jagger is 65 years old today. Alas, he's still 99 years younger than the Oldest Man On Earth... ...
Jul 26, 2008
it's hurricane season...
Got Your Sporks? Government thought it had spent 42% of Katrina aid to purchase sporks For...
Jul 25, 2008
how about it, golo'ers?
How About We Demand An Official State Rock Song? In Oklahoma, they are asking for input for an official state rock song. ...
Jul 24, 2008
tell us what you really think of england...
If ever, oh ever, a whizz there was... A tourist who relieved himself over a live railway line at a south London station...
Jul 24, 2008
one too many nose jobs
Anyone seen my super glue? Last night I posted a picture of the 2nd century Roman Elvis (--->LINK) For...
Jul 24, 2008
guns, national parks and..
Charlton Heston meets God. (probably not in a national park, though)
Jul 24, 2008
are you roman tonight...
The Evils of Rome Or is that the Elvis of Rome?? The 2nd century Roman Elvis is in fact a genuine marble acroterion ...
Jul 23, 2008
pay no attention to that man behind the curtain
The Great and Powerful KOS In the course of political discourse here, I often see a disparaging comment...
Jul 22, 2008
...and a side of greens
So, she married this chef, see...? After I left for work this morning, Sheba went to the fridge to...
Jul 21, 2008
from the wral weather center...
Winds on Tuesday will be 669,600,000 M.P.H. !?? Tuesday Mostly sunny and very hot with highs in the lower 100s. Even though...
Jul 21, 2008
i know it's sunday, but...
I wasn't here for Caturday. Caption, anyone?
Jul 20, 2008
advice for brides to be:
When NOT To Hyphenate Your Married Name This slideshow of actual newspaper wedding announcements begs...
Jul 20, 2008
anyone seen my nail gun?
It's a 'man thing'. You wouldn't understand. ;-) ...
Jul 17, 2008
agatha christie would be impressed
Strangest. Suicide. EVER Thomas Hickman drove through New Mexico, police say, until his Jeep...
Jul 16, 2008
israeli discovery
Israeli Lifeguard Finds John McCain's Frisbee ---LINK...
Jul 16, 2008
wedding leaves 'em scattered, covered and crying in the parking lot
And The Bride Smoked Newports... Awesome slide show of a Waffle House wedding in Gwinnett, Georgia. You can't make up stuff like this!...
Jul 16, 2008
today began like this...
I knew it was gonna be a good day when the news reads like these gems of the day: Irony of the Day: A...
Jul 15, 2008
it must be 'killer grannies' day
Now, Grandma wants to take out a $100k policy on YOU, grandson... CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) --...
Jul 15, 2008
your morning just got better!
You know it's gonna be a good day when the news reads like these gems of the day: Irony of the Day: A man...
Jul 15, 2008
oh, the irony...
I feel sorry for the guy, but the irony is too much to ignore... COLUMBIA TUSCULUM – A 25-year-old man is in serious condition at...
Jul 14, 2008
4, er, 5 dead in ohio (and florida, georgia, north carolina...)
Now Grandma wants to take out a $100k policy on YOU, grandson... CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) --...
Jul 14, 2008
'lost' john lennon interview aired by bbc
Imagine: The Beatles Were A Christian Band An unheard interview with JOHN LENNON has revealed the late singer believed his...
Jul 13, 2008
white supremicist joins naacp
or: Could You Please Explain Why You Joined THIS Political Party? Wonkette says,"This may come as...
Jul 13, 2008
meet your green party candidate for president
Here she is, ladies and gentlemen. Presenting your Green Party candidate for the presidency of the United States of America: Cynthia McKinney....
Jul 12, 2008
...and still undefeated
Train continues winning streak in long-running grudge match: Train Versus Truck CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Officials will...
Jul 11, 2008
i saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand...
...looking for a place called Lee Ho Fooks "Earlier, the Beijing Catering Trade Association (BETA)...
Jul 11, 2008
south carolina is soooo gay...
Maybe they'll finally know what a 'hootie' an a 'blowfish' are...? This may come as a surprise to many South Carolinians,...
Jul 11, 2008
methane, global warming and ...
(link fixed) Jurassic WHAT..? ...what REALLY happened to the dinosaurs ...
Jul 11, 2008
meanwhile in the classifieds...
Hmm. My daughter's name is Jennifer... (click image for larger version)
Jul 11, 2008
oooh willooow....
New Evidence Discovered In Willow's Bathroom Secret, spy satellite television images from an undisclosed source at the Department...
Jul 10, 2008
free food!
In case you didn't catch it on the news, Chick-Fil-A is offering a Free Meal to Everyone tomorrow! Everyone, that is, who comes into the restaurant in a cow costume....
Jul 10, 2008
okay, so this guy is filled with the holy spirit...
Okay? I mean, this has happened to him before. He feels the spirit and falls down in church, like he's done many times before. Since this happened in America, you can...
Jul 10, 2008
you liked him yesterday, you'll love him today!
The Winner of today's coveted Dumb Ahrzz Of The Day Award is... Recall that Dallas County, Texas commissioner, John...
Jul 10, 2008
keep your laws off of my dead body
Begging the question: Is there sex after death? Recall the recent case in Wisconsin where three men wee accused of digging up a corpse and...
Jul 9, 2008
okay, let's have some golo-style fun tonight
YOU Name It! First off: That is NOT a picture of the ferret I'm referring to... An article...
Jul 8, 2008
salvation thru gay marriage
Religious Conservatives Hoping the Issue of Homosexual Marriage Can Help the GOP Come From Behind ...
Jul 8, 2008
...on broken radios
(repost from last night, late) "I knew a lot of Sam Stones" - John Prine ...
Jul 8, 2008
jackadoo-dah-daze...
Since Jackadoo let us all know that he's about to get married again (and gave us too much info about his personal habits at the same time), I thought I'd do a little blog here...
Jul 8, 2008
as the earworm turns...
It's time we stop, children, what's that sound... US company claims it is ready to build a microwave...
Jul 8, 2008
well, it *is* a stimulus check...
Stimulate This...? The Adult Internet Market Research Company (AIMRCo) identified an "uncharacteristic" increase...
Jul 7, 2008
...on broken radios
"I knew a lot of Sam Stones" - John Prine Sam Stone ©John...
Jul 7, 2008
wow! the iraq war is over!
(You read it here first, direct from Fox News) BAGHDAD — Iraq's prime minister said yesterday that the government...
Jul 6, 2008
headline of the day
For your Sunday ponderings, here is today's Headline Of The Day, courtesy of MSNBC.com: Panda...
Jul 6, 2008
tofu'led
(And you thought 'vegetarian' was just an ancient american-indian word for 'bad hunter') Eating high levels of some soy...
Jul 5, 2008
terrorist disrupts 4th of july celebration
Festive Day of Celebration Ruined By Unconscionable Act of Terror As people in the small, North Carolina town of Cary were enjoying a festive day of...
Jul 4, 2008
whoo hoo! it's a party weekend!
Too much fun on tap this weekend! Blixx and my daughter are up for a weekend-long visit. They've brought along their kids as well. So, my two and three grandkids (3,...
Jul 4, 2008
til what do us part?
The ad says it all. ;-) (click for larger image)
Jul 3, 2008
danger! warning, will robinson!
"WALL-E is a moonbat liberal!" - (National Review) "WALL-E is leading America back to its Conservative Values!" -...
Jul 2, 2008
seperated at birth...?
Seperated At Birth - The Ultimate Comparison? Now presented for your evening's entertainment: Theodore...
Jul 2, 2008
like a motherless child...
"My tears have been my food day and night, while all day long they say to me, "Where now is your God?" - Psalm 42:3 The...
Jul 2, 2008
like a motherless child...
"My tears have been my food day and night, while all day long they say to me, "Where now is your God?" - Psalm 42:3 The...
Jul 2, 2008
"there ain't no bugs on me..."
"There ain't no bugs on meee, there ain't no bugs on meeee. There may be bugs on some of you m..." I KILL YOU A postcard...
Jul 1, 2008
seperated at birth
In case anyone needs more pics to fit last night's photo theme... :-)
Jul 1, 2008
here's the original...
Hukt On Fonix Wurkt 4 Me The original sign and it's creator from the anti-Sheehan protests in Crawford, Texas. Funny, but I thought...
Jun 30, 2008
blast from the past...seperated at birth
Marching To A Different...Drummond During the Duke lacrosse mess, I posted this one of Duke's president and dear old Mr. Drummond. TMed,...
Jun 30, 2008
let there be hope!
"All the mice we treated were 100 per cent cured," lead researcher Dr. Zheng Cui told CTV News. American...
Jun 29, 2008
since no one can tell me why to vote for mccain...
Thought I'd give him a bit of help, since I was a certified 'McCainiac' in 2000. OH! Don't forget! Even better than Bill Clinton, Barack Obama has fathered TWO black...
Jun 28, 2008
so, friday night is party night...
So, what are you doing on a Friday night? Last Friday, Blixx was in Florida for a new career experience. He and four other 'cage fighters' from Micro...
Jun 27, 2008
has your faith changed? (an informal poll)
Are You Practicing the Faith of Your Childhood? After reading a number of articles this...
Jun 26, 2008
what the media don't want you to know about obama
Who is Barack Obama? There are many things people do not know about Barack Obama. It is every...
Jun 24, 2008
commie endorses mccain
Yes, but is he pastor of his own church? BBC - Tran Trong Duyet - a sprightly retiree and amateur ballroom dancer...
Jun 23, 2008
3,000 miles wide and three inches deep...
Survey Finds 70 Percent In U.S. Believe Other Faiths Can Lead To Eternal Life (charts link added at end of blog post) (CBS/...
Jun 23, 2008
to make you feel safer tonight...
Duct Tape and Cover! (official motto, US Department of Homeland Security) So,...
Jun 22, 2008
after all of these 'religion' blogs today...
I think I finally got it!
Jun 22, 2008
the words of the prophet (not) written on the subway walls...
Looks Like It's Working... Judging from the 'discussions' today on Christian believers and those who do not believe, I'd say the message must have...
Jun 22, 2008
it was 375 years ago today...
June 22, 1633 The Holy Office in Rome forces Galileo Galilei to recant his scientific view that the Sun,...
Jun 22, 2008
a random thought before retiring
Leadership... ... is learning to follow those who are behind you.
Jun 21, 2008
a kiss is just a kiss...
Pucker Up Wrestler-turned-movie action man The Rock was left with a bitter taste in his mouth after an on screen kiss with his...
Jun 20, 2008
cheer up, spunky!
The Cheapest Laugh You'll Get All Weekend Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is DO NOT LAUGH while viewing and listening....
Jun 20, 2008
let's start a fight, er, discussion
14 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar The Web site Holy Taco has compiled its list of the 14 songs you should never play at a bar. Some get a collective...
Jun 19, 2008
that thing will put your eye out!
Is that a thong you're wearing, or a slingshot? As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative...
Jun 18, 2008
go, girl, go!
Making History Shown here is NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson. In this photo, she is outside of the International Space Station performing the station's...
Jun 17, 2008
a gunny's view of 'change'
(Old School, this one's for you, my fellow cynic. From a USMC 'Nam vet friend of mine) Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant...
Jun 16, 2008
what's in your wallet?
How Do You Define "Fiscal Conservative'? John McCain’s new Senate...
Jun 16, 2008
yet another group to join
Moments Closest... ...is Open to people of All Faiths, Beliefs and Spiritual Philosophies. This group...
Jun 16, 2008
my old man
Dad, the Great Depression and Day Work (I heard this story many...
Jun 15, 2008
from the files of 'what were they thinking??'
Coming to a candy aisle near you... The fine folks who gave us Gummi Bears candy are now marketing a new product. They call them "Gummi...
Jun 14, 2008
if only all ap stories were so tastefully illustrated...
OMG! MY EYES!! MEXICO CITY (AP) - Export-quality tomatoes labeled «Ready to Eat» in English flooded Mexico City markets on Thursday...
Jun 13, 2008
where's vette when you need him??
Hasbro has announced that it is about to introduce a line of "My Little Pony" underwear for adults. I'll bet Catherine the Great is not amused. ...
Jun 13, 2008
charlotte voted 9th best city in usa to live in...
MSNBC Takes Stab At 10 Best US Cities To Live In Where are best of the best places? Who really deserves to claim elite status among America’s...
Jun 13, 2008
when it comes time to vote...
I think this guy is the average voter now. (subject to change without notice)
Jun 13, 2008
cheetos, funyuns stocks skyrocketing
News Comes After Release Of WH Report On Marijuana Potency (totally unimportant marijuana danger video included by clicking ...
Jun 12, 2008
on mccain's 'short list' for vice president is...
The Exorcist ? Bobby Jindal, the 36-year old governor of Louisiana, is being taken seriously by the national press as a candidate on the...
Jun 12, 2008
montezuma's palace found
Archaeologists Say Discovery Made After Finding Scattered Piles of Empty Pepto-Bismol Bottles MEXICO CITY - Mexican archaeologists say they have unearthed...
Jun 11, 2008
speaking of political dirty money...
I guess it is true that 'money talks' --- ABC News reports on the humorous story of Gaith Pharaon, a Saudi financier who is wanted by...
Jun 11, 2008
the perfect candidate...?
And now, the GOLO Down Home Players present their latest satirical television political ad, in the style of the people who brought you those memorable Swift Boat Veterans...
Jun 10, 2008
the horn of plenty is running empty
The U.S. Has NO Remaining Grain Reserves June 6, 2008 Tri State Observer, Milford, PA WASHINGTON...
Jun 10, 2008
moonbat alert
And now, the GOLO Down Home Players present their latest satirical television political ad, in the style of the people who brought you those memorable Swift Boat Veterans for...
Jun 10, 2008
your moment of zen, before turning in...
Psalms 33:10 The Lord foils the plans of nations; he thwarts the purposes of the peoples...
Jun 9, 2008
(see upper left corner...)
In the eye of the beholder... Family Circus finally figures out that 'sex' sells. (well, sorta) ;-) (click on pic...
Jun 8, 2008
if jumping from a flying airplane....
Always Remember To Wear A Parachute DUANESBURG, N.Y. (AP) — A 29-year-old man leaped out of a plane at 10,000 feet with a camera but no parachute...
Jun 8, 2008
the coolest self-portrait you'll see all week
What an impressive image! Your Saturday evening moment of Zen Astronaut Mike Fossum used a digital camera to create...
Jun 7, 2008
the greatest auto anti-theft device ever
Eye of Sauron Steve suggested hooking your car up to a 220 volt, 40 amp circuit at home and just plugging it in. I think I may have found one better... ...
Jun 7, 2008
if you liked iran-contra, you'll love this
"Aren't we blessed to have George W. Bush as our president during this time of war?" - said by a smiling Elizabeth Dole to the camera in a 2002...
Jun 6, 2008
..but dreams never die
There are profound events in one's life that create lasting change. Naivete and childlike innocence disappear in an instant. June 5, 1968 was one of those days... ...
Jun 5, 2008
...do you light a lover's fire
The earlier blog gave us only two choices for male vocalists to choose from as the better. I now submit for your easy listening pleasure the voice of the man I consider...
Jun 4, 2008
speaking of tequila...
Tequila Cat! (click image) (not to be confused with ->THIS<- cat) ...
Jun 3, 2008
"...and i'm floating in a most-a peculiar way"
The Original American Skywalker Hard to believe, but today’s spacewalk at the International Space Station was the 288th EVA...
Jun 3, 2008
wow
Raw video - Twister destroys Iowa bank. Video from security camera inside the bank. The tornado was rated at EF-5 ...
Jun 2, 2008
"911...i can't get my car unlocked..."
Woman Calls 911, Says She Can't Unlock Her Car... She called from INSIDE THE CAR (no word on if she was blonde)...
Jun 2, 2008
eye candy?
What The...? The strangest thing you'll see on Google Street Maps all year. Well, today anyway. :-)...
Jun 1, 2008
yet another rachel ray terrorism blog
The photo posted with this blog is a screen grab from a newly discovered video. This video now shows conclusively that Rachel Ray is working closely with terrorist donut sleeper...
Jun 1, 2008
i've got nothing to say but it's okay
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band released 41 years ago today. Here is some information about the album that you may not know. Enjoy, trivia fans! Sgt....
Jun 1, 2008
forget about rachel ray...
(you'll have to excuse me. Sometimes my brain has a mind of its own. Your moment of satire for this Sunday afternoon) Forget Rachael Ray, Michelle Malkin...
Jun 1, 2008
one sunday long ago...
As I am getting ready to go to church this morning, I recall one Sunday morning, long ago. My daughter, then about eight years old, had decided to go outside and play....
Jun 1, 2008
lighten up! it's saturday night!
(Somewhere in Pennsylvania...) *clop*, *clop*, *clop* *BANG* *clippity*, *clippity*, *clippity* ...
May 31, 2008
vette finds a dirty one
A rainy day. A Hummer. A bikini babe. And Vette learns the fun of off-road driving. (I told you to always take...
May 29, 2008
there are stupid criminals....
...And then there is Wile E. Coyote criminal genius. You have to see this to believe it! ...
May 29, 2008
if you liked the neutron bomb, you're gonna love this ...
Good news, pinko, tree-hugging, environmentally conscious comrades! New improved "green bombs" are environmentally friendly. Our enemies will now die an organic, carbon-neutral...
May 29, 2008
how'd you like one of these economic stimulus checks!
$382,000 In Grants From Homeland Security For... ....Let's skip paragraph one and start with paragaph two from the news item ...
May 27, 2008
a wacky liberal perspective
Perspectives As happens often –...
May 27, 2008
alien invasion
What an amazing time to live in! All that I can say is, WOW! This photo was taken Sunday by the Mars Global Surveyor satellite in orbit around Mars. ...
May 27, 2008
porn tax
If they tax 'babes 'n cars' pix, Vette's in big troulbe... LOS ANGELES - California state lawmakers are considering an...
May 27, 2008
carville's secret
James Carville's Secret - or - 'Why...
May 26, 2008
it's towel day!
Don't Panic! May 25 is Towel Day! Fans of the late Douglas Adams pay tribute to him each year by celebrating Towel Day on May 25th. (This date is also...
May 25, 2008
memorial day song
Tenting Tonight on the Old Camp Ground (1863) Walter Kittredge was a young New Hampshire musician who had published the Union Songbook...
May 24, 2008
ten best beer names ever
Okay, it's subjective, but here is one writer's nominees for the coveted title of ... Best Beer Name Ever 10....
May 23, 2008
aaahh-chooo!
Somewhere in.....TEXAS?? A group in Santa Fe says the city is discriminating against them because they say that they're allergic to the wireless...
May 23, 2008
your identity is safe with...
LifeLock's $1 Million Guarantee (NOT) Todd Davis is the CEO of LifeLock, a company that offers protection from identity theft. He includes his social...
May 22, 2008
keeping a w-i-d-e stance
It's the Senator Larry Craig 'Bobble-Foot' Stall Collectable! Capitalizing on Senator Larry Craig's (R-wide stance)...
May 22, 2008
your video moment of zen
(CAUTION: Adult Content) Bet you didn't know they could FLY. CLICK...
May 22, 2008
have a seat
It seemed like a good idea at the time... (click on image)
May 21, 2008
the christian and the traffic cop
Somewhere on a city street... A driver did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating...
May 21, 2008
another list of 'man things'
(from MSN) 18 Things A Grown Man Should Never Have 1. A black eye....
May 21, 2008
who's the big dog around here...
It was a Monday moring. As Angela read her email and notes left for her online, she sees the debris of the weekend flame wars on GOLO. Being the assertive type, she decides it's time for...
May 20, 2008
another sign
This sign was spotted in Knoxville, TN recently. It makes you wonder... WHAT where they thinking??
May 20, 2008
looking for a church? this probably won't help!
(Atrributed to Robin Williams, but actually has been around a long time) Top Ten Reasons To Be An Episcopalian 10)...
May 19, 2008
speaking of signs...
Since we're having fun with pictures of signs tonight, here's one for you. Last September, I spotted this sign on Cary Parkway at Lochmere. And you just KNOW that...
May 19, 2008
there's something about john...
I *knew* there was something familiar about John McCain...
May 18, 2008
no dogs were harmed in the creation of this blog
(Possibly related to the 'eating dogs' blog...) A little Jewish boy asked another little boy sitting in the doctor's office what he was seeing the doctor...
May 18, 2008
political outrage (deeverz is back)
Now that I have your attention... (for Deeverz, cause she prolly missed it) I believe in truth in bumper stickers. The one posted here, I believe, should sell well this...
May 17, 2008
tongue-tied and crying inside
When Words Fail Losing a child, even an adult child, is something I cannot fathom. I’ve never lost a child. I have known several people...
May 16, 2008
binge thinking (repost)
(Keeping it light - in case you missed the post late last night) I haven’t updated my profile in some time. So, presented here for your dining and dancing pleasure...
May 16, 2008
binge thinking
I haven’t updated my profile in some time. So, presented here for your dining and dancing pleasure are more items from the randomness of thought and input that get stuck in my...
May 15, 2008
dennis moore is not in this bit...
Hillary Meets Monty Python Customer: "Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now." ...
May 14, 2008
political outrage
Now that I have your attention... I believe in truth in bumper stickers. The one posted here, I believe, should sell well this election year. I simply call it "The...
May 13, 2008
pot roast tuesday?
Seems from some posts earlier that at least three of us GOLOers are having pot roast tonight. Of course, this has absolutely nothing to do with this blog's contents. Here's...
May 13, 2008
picture this...
I want you get a mental image of this: What does a woman who weighs 320 lbs look like? Got the image fixed in your mind? Okay,...
May 13, 2008
it was monday...
Well, it was Monday and the computers were down...
May 13, 2008
first class customer service
(originally posted late last night) Upgrade To First Class On an American Airways flight from Raleigh, NC, a middle-aged,...
May 11, 2008
first-class customer service
Upgrade To First Class On an American Airways flight from Raleigh, NC, a middle-aged, well-to...
May 10, 2008
best recipe ever!
And they wonder why I never got my own show on Food TV... (click pic for larger image)
May 9, 2008
the devil's lair (reprise)
Seems like things must have gotten a bit testy and even 'out of hand' today. The post from Angela speaks volumes to those of us who weren't here to witness the events. A blog post this...
May 7, 2008
the devil's lair
Into the Devil's Lair "They said one to another, Behold! Here cometh the dreamer...Let us slay him... and we shall see what comes...
May 7, 2008
oh no! naughty books!
Okay, lady. What's your REAL name? A woman in Lynwood, Washington says she was 'appalled' at 'racy books' for sale in clothing store for teens. Apparently,...
May 6, 2008
there's something i wanna axe you...
GOLO Presents: The Book of Axe Sheba and I originally met over the internet on the old CompuServe "CB" chat channels....
May 6, 2008
i should have turned left at albuquerque...
May 5, 2349 BC(E) Noah's Ark lands on Mount Ararat, according to calculations by James Ussher, Archbishop of the Church of Ireland. Of...
May 5, 2008
one may day in ohio
May The 4th Be With You Kent State University, Kent Ohio May 4, 1970 ...
May 4, 2008
strawberries are here!
Oh yeah! Finally, the local strawberry crop is coming in. This is the perfect time for one of my most popular salads. Enjoy! Smorg's Spinach, Strawberry, Mandarin...
Apr 30, 2008
deductive reasoning
Astounding as it may seem, I'm regularly impressed by the demonstrations of GOLOgic, especially in political blogs and comments, that appear here. Deductive...
Apr 30, 2008
stimulus check
$360,000,000,000 (Fort Worth Star-Telegram) FORT...
Apr 30, 2008
scientists discover 'legless lizard'
"BRAZIL - The lizard was found during the expedition to the Serra Geral do Tocantins Ecological Station, a 716,000ha protected area in the Cerrado. " Smorg...
Apr 29, 2008
the long, strange trip is over...
Inventor of LSD Dead at 102 (as posted on dosenation.com) "A poster on reddit today has announced that Albert Hofmann,...
Apr 29, 2008
athlete inspired song
On this day in 1981, Marilyn Barnett publicly alleged that she had a lesbian relationship for seven years with Billie Jean King, one of America's best-known female athletes and winner of...
Apr 29, 2008
memphis photo gallery
I've posted some pictures from the Memphis adventure. I'll be posting more this week as I go through them all and get them cleaned up for proper posting. Most of these are from Beale Street....
Apr 28, 2008
on a wall in memphis...
For Vette, apparently... Don't worry, Vette. I didn't tell the Memphis police that the image on the wall had all the earmarks of your, er, artistic interests. ...
Apr 28, 2008
the memphis bbq adventure
More on the trip to Memphis last week. Memphis is a town of great culinary competition. It seems every restaurant in the downtown area claim...
Apr 28, 2008
and god created the heavens
Creation Day (maybe)... On this day in 4977 BC(E), part-time astronomer and full-time mystic Johannes Kepler declared that, according to his calculations, God created...
Apr 27, 2008
memphis
Love, Peace & Chicken Grease We’ve made it back safe and sound, if somewhat exhausted, from a week spent in Memphis, Tennessee. Sheba spent...
Apr 27, 2008
off to memphis
Okay, Kairos was an exhausting blast! But, now that I'm completely worn out, Sheba and I are off to the airport to fly to Memphis this evening. Of course, Sheba is going to work at a professional...
Apr 20, 2008
it seemed like a good idea at the time...
I know, I know. Every man needs a hobby, right? Well, this guy has had one for years. But, he's also a winner of the coveted DumbAzz of the Day Award. (from...
Apr 20, 2008
plumb wored out
It's been an exhausting 4 days of working my day job and helping out in the Kairos kitchen. But, today is the last day. Breakfast is on its way to NCCIW now. We'll get lunch going in a...
Apr 20, 2008
a first for the pope
For the first time ever, when the Pope addressed the crowd of 45,000 faithful in Washington, D.C., the words "Holy Christ" and "Holy Mother" were spoken in the stadium...
Apr 19, 2008
the turning away
“This clipping from the paper shows us young and strong and clean…” A memory was jogged today. I don’t...
Apr 16, 2008
"...your beloved criminals"
Kairos Prison Ministries International For those of you who have asked, or who are just curious, here is some information about the prison ministry that...
Apr 16, 2008
bellyachin'
Groundbreaking Appendix Surgery Performed American surgeons have told Sky News how they removed a man's appendix by operating through his mouth - a world...
Apr 16, 2008
lacrosse
I don't think this really has anything to do with the Duke case. But, click on it anyway. :-)
Apr 16, 2008
and he never made it to american idol
All My Friends Are Dead I grew up exposed to a lot of 'church' music. Mostly I heard traditional Wesleyan (Methodist) hymns. At home, Mom would listen to a variety of 'gospel'...
Apr 15, 2008
gonna rock your world
As if you don't have enough to be paranoid about, now it looks like the gods are throwing rocks at us... A natural gas explosion? That's disappointing to all...
Apr 15, 2008
for yogi
Oompa Loompa Steals Yogi's High School Girlfriend Reports say she was seen leaving the prom with a professional midget wrestler dressed as an Oompa Loompa....
Apr 15, 2008
quick thinking!
(I posted this LATE on Saturday. Here it is again if you missed it. We need to laugh before the grumpies take over for the day) Quick Thinking! A...
Apr 15, 2008
bad tee shot
Guys at work are talking of the Masters tournament and golf this week. Here's my contribution to you golfers for a slightly different story of a golfer to share with your golf nut buddies....
Apr 15, 2008
now, where did i put the milk...?
2,640 Over the weekend, Sheba and I managed to bake 220 dozen cookies. Total time to do the baking, counting, sorting, bagging, boxing and tagging was...
Apr 14, 2008
quick thinking!
(since the Saturday Night Sillies have begun, here's my contribution) A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The...
Apr 12, 2008
it's caturday!
Time to celebrate Caturday! Meet Orazi, a 32.5 lb 'fat cat' in England. Orazi is the weight of an average two-year old child. This fellow is so...
Apr 12, 2008
angela's secret talent
This is for Angela and her 'secret talent'... What's the difference between a Violinist and a Viola player? Answer:...
Apr 12, 2008
now the fun really begins
Hoo boy! It's that time again for me. Going to be busy as a one-legged man in an arze kickin' contest for the next ten days. Tomorrow afternoon when I get off of work,...
Apr 10, 2008
things will change in the 21st century...
Things That Make You Go "What The...???" This year, Crayola celebrates the 50th anniversary of the 64 crayon box. The 64 crayon box was introduced...
Apr 10, 2008
end of the day
Magnificent Desolation Isolation Peace Your moment of zen Time to wind down and relax now. Photo:...
Apr 9, 2008
billy mays here!
Where do I send the money? :-)
Apr 9, 2008
weight loss and exercise program
Weight Loss & Exercise Program For People Over 50 (or who feel like it) Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at...
Apr 8, 2008
i don't know jack
Secret Message This past Sunday, I was cleaning off some stuff from the ushers' table at church. The table tends to serve as a catch-all for stuff...
Apr 8, 2008
ringo starr decapitated!
I wonder where Maxwell put that silver hammer... Liverpudlian vigilantes have taken the pruning shears to a topiary representation of Beatles skin-worrier Ringo Starr...
Apr 8, 2008
digital delivery
How would you like to wake up to a nice gift like this on your front porch? Quote from news item: "When I saw that bag on the front porch this morning, I got...
Apr 8, 2008
no more smart blondes?
Don't think there are any smart blondes left in America? Meet Karen L. Nyberg, PhD., mission specialist STS-124 'Discovery', set for lift-off May 31. Karen...
Apr 6, 2008
the truth you seek, steve...
Here's the truth no one will admit to you about cows, Steve. Yore pal, Smorg (click image for larger view)
Apr 5, 2008
lawyers ban fishnet stockings
(No word on plunging necklines, push-up bras, breast implants, garters, 5" stilhettos, slit and/or mini-skirts....) "In the case of fishnet tights...
Apr 4, 2008
smorg's best recipe
Okay, so maybe not the best. But certainly the biggest! When I do my best cooking, it's usually for 100 or more people. So, this recipe is for a larger number of servings....
Apr 4, 2008
why i married a democrat
(told you I had one for you Deeverz) ;-) (click photo for larger image)
Apr 4, 2008
guess this makes me a liberal, too
A Day To Reflect, Remember and Thank God for Good Men "I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great...
Apr 4, 2008
you mean, 'just say no' isn't working?
Remember when you were a teenager and knew everything? ORLANDO, Fla. -- A recent survey that found some Florida teens believe drinking...
Apr 3, 2008
one for deeverz
Just 'cause you need a laugh before bedtime. :-) Yore Pal, Smorg
Apr 3, 2008
wood news
Note: The following item comes to us courtesy of WOOD-TV GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (WOOD) -- District Court Judge Steven Servaas, fighting to keep...
Apr 3, 2008
dress code for shame
(click image for text) Dress Code For Shame, 2008 Political Season (Now you know what to look for) :-) ...
Apr 3, 2008
a fitting tribute...?
Proposal To Name New Public Facility In Honor Of President George W. Bush "Looking to honor the forty-third President of the United...
Apr 2, 2008
your moment of zen
A story that needs no words... --->Click HERE for slideshow ...
Apr 2, 2008
with friends like these..
Meanwhile, in his mother's basement... I usually don't respond to those who comment without having a GOLO profile page open for one-on-one comments exchanges. But,...
Apr 2, 2008
"...and into the hole he goes"
Graveside Service A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery...
Apr 2, 2008
foster, smorg, teddy & george
Foster, Smorg, Teddy & George Remember a comedian by the name of Foster Brooks? He was the funniest guy on television...
Apr 1, 2008
warm up...
Just a little warm-up for April Fool's Day. :-)
Mar 31, 2008
just sum puns
SUM PUNS (1) King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites....
Mar 30, 2008
one for blahblah :-)
Just to cheer you up, Blahblah. :-) You did say 'it takes a man to understand a man'. Well, maybe this'll help! ...
Mar 29, 2008
saturday night caption
Time for a diversion from the vagina dialogues and what's in Deever's can. Give it your best shot and caption this brave young fellow getting his shot. ...
Mar 29, 2008
2nd nominee: best mugshot ever
Best Mugshot Ever Nominee Back in January, <LINK>I posted a pic/story that...
Mar 29, 2008
my butt fell asleep
Okay, Huck started it! My turn now... Two little old ladies were sitting together in church. The preacher was getting all wound up. As the sermon went on and on, one...
Mar 29, 2008
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