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Southern Humor Quiz

Pick the punch line that matches the joke. Even if you miss, you'll laugh!

There are really no RIGHT answers here. Anything that makes you laugh is fine!

Jeff Foxworthy did a hysterically funny Thanksgiving bit on his old sitcom. His three young kids were sitting at the table and he was preparing to carve. Then he let it slip that the delicious looking bird in front of them was their pet turkey, Cousin Larry.

You are Foxworthy and your kids are sobbing piteously. What do you tell them to pretend Cousin Larry is?

button A turkey serial killer that has just been executed
button A Peruvian soccer player
button Ham
button Their little brother