See, this is why I need to change my name. If Bono (46 today) had belted out "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" under the name "Ed Dykhuizen," how many children of the '80s would have been transfixed by his passionate rendering of restless yearning? None, that's how many. I blame my parents, as well the Dutch people for inventing such a silly-sounding last name to begin with. Anyway, Bono is still the lead singer of U2, the band that has gone down in history for having not one, but two cool-named people (the other being the Edge). What's Bono's last name?

Jax

Funk

Rex

Vox

Dykhuizen