You know why I love America? Cuz it's the BEST COUNTRY EVER, that's why! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! But apart from that, it's also great because it's the world's number one exporter of young ogle objects to the world. Specifically, SoCal has long had this market cornered, farming vast fields of sun-baked smile machines for eventual harvest into the "Baywatch" talent pool. Jennifer Love Hewitt (28 today) started out with an innocuous girly thing, but a few saucy pictorials and decolletage-friendly slasher pics thrust her into Pam Anderson territory. What Hollywood star did she portray in a recent TV movie?

Audrey Hepburn

Bette Davis

Marilyn Monroe

Katherine Hepburn

Marlene Dietrich