The Good Husband
> >
> > Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
> > Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks went down
> > easy. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
> >
> > Jack had to force himself to open his eyes,... the first thing he
> > sees
> > is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table w/a
> > single rose.
> > Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
> > pressed.
> > He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order. So is
> > the rest of the house.
> >
> > He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
> > back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the
> > corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss
> > mark
> > from
> > his wife in lipstick:
> >
> > 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
> > make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love,
> > Jillian'
> > He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast,
> > hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
> > eating.
> > Jack asks, 'What happened last night?'
> >
> > 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
> > fell over the coffee tableand broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
> > and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
> > Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect
> > order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table.?'
> >
> > His son replies, 'Oh THAT! .. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, And
> > when
> > she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm
> > married!!'
> >
> > Broken Coffee Table $239.99
> > Hot Breakfast $4. 20
> > Two Aspirins $. 38
> > Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS
