Burger review: The Wooden Nickel Public House
The Straight Beef review unique, handcrafted burgers at The Wooden Nickel Public House.
Posted — UpdatedIf former Mayor Horace H. Johnson is to be believed, downtown Hillsborough was to be a “major disaster” if dens of iniquity like The Wooden Nickel were allowed to serve patrons outside. There would be rampant “lewd licentiousness and debauchery,” a hive of scum and villainy not seen since the Mos Eisley Spaceport. Thankfully, we had a fearless regular of The Nickel, Trey Benfield, to guide us.
We asked Trey to give us the skinny on his favorite place to hang out. This is what he had to say.
Obviously, the denizens of Hillsborough couldn’t care less for former Mayor Johnson’s warnings.
The tiny place was packed to the rafters. Beers and food were flung with reckless abandon. Quite literally in Carolyn’s case as she ended up wearing her cheeseburger. Given that she was eight months pregnant at the time of our review, she said that ketchup cooled her down a little bit.
We’ll focus our review on the special burger for the evening: an 8-ounce burger with white cheddar, bacon, and curry peanut butter. An old favorite of TSB, Salem Street Pub, has a great peanut butter topped burger called “My Wife Said It Wouldn’t Sell.” We figured, local pub, peanut butter on a burger, how can we go wrong?
Chad was reminded of a comment he received at a bluegrass jam several years back, “Hey Man, I really like what you’re trying to play.” That fits the vibe we all got from our burgers.
It was a really cool idea, and it had its moments, but it didn’t quite deliver. The patty was solid. The bacon was a little limp. The curry peanut butter could have used more time in the blender. A few bites would be peanut butter only then — BAM — a big lump of curry.
It was distracting and left the experience somewhat inconsistent.
Don put it perfectly:
Chad would have given it a 3.5 but he ended up at 3.75 because of the degree of difficulty and the terrific atmosphere.
Don’s rating: 3.5
Michael thought the place was charming, but he wished the burger was better. His rating: 3.5.
Carolyn gives it a solid 3.5.
Trey didn’t give a rating, but this is what he had to say:
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