Ok ya'll hope you find these funny....I'm a little rusty after nearly a week of not being on golo. Plus, I have been way too busy to spend enough time finding the really good ones. Alas, maybe these will make you smile this afternoon!
My new motto came from AMV: Disclaimer:You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. I also want to clarify that this is in pure fun and I hope no one will take offense to anything that is posted here. Quotes are all subject to artistic interpretation! If you do not want your name or quotes to appear here please let me know and you will never be subject to any harmless fun or humor.
Outrageous Award of the Day: Gandie….glad you are back! Although many of us missed your warped sense of humor, not everyone was saddened by your exile! LOL, I’m sure you were losing sleep over all this! Welcome back to Gololand(for however long you can last).
Golo Quotes of the last couple Days:
one behind me gave me the horn. whatelseisnew
as long as I can hit the tonsils and lay back with a beer later I'm good...True Blue in Wake County
Greg....stroke her once for me....SHOEBABY Life Is Good
Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors..........bandit-run
valium is like candy NorthCarolinaNative
Why am I charged a full ownership fee for the beer I drink Gandie
I bet other black people wish they had known how easy it was to become president bullet656
As much as I will miss you Tyrohne, I still have your picture. I will make sure I blow a few loads on it in your absence.AintRight3
Tampons do have 1,001 uses tho. I have one plugging a hole in my…sandlapper girl-homeward bound
a bad case of the clap is difficult to get rid ofNCMOMof3 busy with school
I know a joke about a 12 inch pianist. WhiskeyKel
I still cant get over Pike Mom!!! I hope that she's not dead.con amor
Jolly's sexual prowess is great. Most of all I am glad that Gandie is on my BACKmestarr2
