conversation overheard with the 4 yr old and the 2 yr old (girls, both of them) in the playroom this morning
4 yr old: Mr. Krabs is my boyfriend, ok, E?
2 yr old: uh huh
4 yr old: Mr. Krabs is my boyfriend now and next the yellow one (I'm guessing spongebob) will be my boyfriend.
2 yr old: yeah
4 yr old: First it's Mr. Krabs is my boyfriend, then the yellow one, then after he is my boyfriend, Sqidward will be my boyfriend. You can have Patrick, ok?
I was about to bust a gut, thinking, just like a woman, planning for when the first one doesn't work out, having one in the wings waiting