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21 things you NEVER want to hear during childbirth

Posted May 26

Childbirth is one of the most difficult things a woman can go through. And hearing any of these 21 phrases from your husband or doctor might be the only thing more difficult.

1. Doctor: "Oops."

2. Husband: "Does it hurt?"

3. Doctor: "It's a baby girl! Wait; just a minute. OK no ... it's a boy -- my bad."

4. Husband: "I think I'm gonna be sick."

5. Doctor: "I grew up on a farm so I've seen it all."

6. Husband: "Can we switch the channel?"

7. Husband: "Is that supposed to happen?"

8. Doctor: "Nurse, call Carl and tell him I won't make it so he can dvr the game for me."

9. Husband: "Honey, I brought the video camera so we don't lose any memories!"

10. Doctor: "Just calm down and breathe."

11. Husband: "Can I add this to my Snapchat story?"

12. Husband: "Hey doc, I've had this growth on my foot for a while and was wondering if you could take a quick peek at it."

13. Doctor: "My nickname in med school was Dr. Strange. You know, like the superhero."

14. Husband: "Hey babe where do you want to go eat after this?"

15. Husband: "Nurse, can I get some more of this orange jello and another juice box?"

16. Doctor: "This is Amy. She's our newest delivery nurse and I'll be training her today."

17. Husband: "I packed your swimsuit in case the hospital has a pool."

18. Doctor: "My narcolepsy hasn't bothered me for weeks."

19. Husband: "Does this chair recline at all?"

20. Doctor: #newspeedrecord #doctorgoals

21. Husband: "I can't even."

New mother/only sane person in the room: "Hello baby. Welcome to my crazy world."

Alex recently graduated with a degree in public relations. He loves to write and is now working as an intern helping produce content for FamilyShare.com.

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