15 hairstyles even worse than Donald Trump's
Posted May 26, 2016
Donald Trump's hair has provided endless ammunition for social media jokes. Is his hair real? Is he wearing a toupee? Thankfully, Megyn Kelly answered both of those critical questions for us all.
It's time for us to recognize, though, that Donald does not have the world's worst hairstyle.
The list of celebrities and public figures below represents just a small sample of the people who currently have or previously had worse hairstyles than Trump.
Any celebrity hair list would be incomplete if it didn't include Britney's shaved head.
2. Jon Gruden
I'm not sure why ESPN allows Jon Gruden to go on air with this hair. He coached an NFL team to a Super Bowl victory, so he is a smart guy but just not smart enough to get rid of the part down the middle of his head.
3. Miley Cyrus
The hardest part about putting this list together was picking which one of Miley's many hairstyles was disliked the most.
If a woman as beautiful as Scarlett Johansson can't pull off the mullet, no other woman should ever try it again.
5. Kim Jong Un
Kim Jong-un fancies his own hairstyle so much that he is legally requiring North Korean men to copy it.
6. Megyn Kelly
Megyn Kelly admired Donald Trump's hair enough she decided to get her own Trump hair. I won't say Kelly's hair is any worse than Trump's, but their dos might be equals.
7. Harry Styles
Harry Styles' hair looked better when One Direction first came to the big stage. Pass the scissors, please.
The bowl cut was bad enough by itself ... then Robert added a Hitler mustache.
Christina once tried the fluffy-sheep look. Thankfully it wasn't permanent.
10. Kyle Beckerman
Kyle Beckerman, soccer player for Real Salt Lake and the USA National soccer team, would look like a character out of "Pirates and the Caribbean" if his hair were growing out of his face instead of his scalp. How does he wash it?
11. Mel Kiper
Covering the NFL Draft for ESPN since 1984, the network definitely doesn't put Mel on live TV for his sex appeal.
12. Nicki Minaj
I thought this photo of Nicki Minaj's poofy blue hair was pretty hilarious, but then I realized the red-haired woman next to her was also competing to get on this list.
13. Mark Davis
Mark Davis, owner of the Oakland Raiders, has offered $500 million to go towards a new football stadium if the team moves to Las Vegas. How much is he paying for this haircut?
14. Nicholas Cage
Who knew Nicholas Cage's hair could ever be worse than his acting?
15. Gwen Stefani
Behold, a foreshadow of humanity's fashion taste in 2072, when we are traveling through space, interacting with aliens and inhabiting Mars.
Bonus: Great Clips
Ethan made a routine trip to Great Clips one day and became a haircut legend.
Bonus: Lizard hair
When your Mom won't let you get a pet lizard, this is the next best thing.
Can you think of any other terrible hairstyles? Comment below with hairstlyes you think should have make this list.
Braden Jenks currently lives in Phoenix, AZ. He is studying Addiction Counseling at Rio Salado College. Contact him at Braden.Jenks@gmail.com.